The Two Bobs episode 313 for Monday, May 11, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Cheat Day from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880
  • Robert nursed a Chocolate Peanut Butter Yeti from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/xrwMp
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll close your Taco Bell.
• We’ll be taking a break for a few weeks due to life and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS had to sell both of its kidneys to buy gas this week.
  • Florida Woman® was arrested for fecal vandalism, which is one of the worst kinds of vandalism. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/04/29/altamonte-springs-woman-arrested-after-feces-vandalism-incidents-in-spring-oaks-neighborhood/
  • A Seattle neighborhood held a funeral for a Taco Bell that closed 30 years ago. https://mynorthwest.com/lifestyle/west-seattle-artist-taco-bell/4234684
  • Florida Man® was arrested for a DUI after using his shoe to make a phone call. https://coralspringstalk.com/man-calling-family-on-shoe-stripped-ran-59442
  • Florida Stripper® was arrested for attacking a strip club manager with a pole. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/bodycam-shows-foot-chase-of-dancer-accused-of-attacking-strip-club-manager-with-pole/3803357/
  • Relationship experts say engagement rings should cost at least two tanks of gas. Unfortunately, this makes proper proposals out of reach for most Americans. https://babylonbee.com/news/relationship-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-least-two-tanks-of-gas

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The Two Bobs episode 312 for Monday, April 27, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a KBS Iced Latte from Founders. https://untp.beer/pV4m4
  • Robert nursed a Frostbite Zombie from KCBC. https://untp.beer/MKpr4
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll clog your car toilet.
• We discussed what TV shows we’re watching, baseball, and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS never knew how biblical Pulp Fiction is.
  • The Chinese invented a built-in car toilet. https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/stuck-in-traffic-this-car-may-come-with-a-toilet/
  • An Alaskan woman who wore a penis costume in protest prevailed in court. https://www.courthousenews.com/penis-costume-protester-prevails-in-court/
  • A satanist student in Colorado won a religious accommodation. https://www.westword.com/news/satanist-student-religious-accommodation-colorado-school-40873283/
  • A man in Germany was attacked by his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too hard. https://www.dw.com/en/germany-news-neighbor-attacked-for-pounding-schnitzel-too-loudly/live-76840275
  • A study found that Gen Z is drinking fewer flagons of mead than medieval generations. https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-drinking-fewer-flagons-of-mead-than-medieval-generations/

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The Two Bobs episode 310 for Monday, April 6, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Blue Buns Treat from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/B4LAP
  • Robert nursed a Rye on Rye from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/jE7xY
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll piss on your Airbnb.
• Baseball is back!
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just appointed Attorney General.
  • Florida Woman® was accused of urinating all over multiple Airbnb rentals. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/florida-woman-31-accused-peeing-213342476.html
  • A man in Poland finally passed a theoretical driving test after 139 attempts. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/nestle-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe-shipment
  • This young couple has been fighting infertility only to learn they’ve been using the wrong hole. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-desperate-kids-having-sex-36898037
  • Twelve tons of KitKat bars were stolen in transit across Europe. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/nestle-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe-shipment
  • What the hell is a Grogu? https://theonion.com/report-decision-not-to-call-film-the-baby-yoda-movie-to-cost-disney-900-million/

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The Two Bobs episode 309 for Monday, March 23, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9
  • Robert nursed KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant counterfeit bills in your wallet and report you to police.
• We talked about where we were last week. Exciting shit (not really).
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Oscar for best Florida Man® docuseries.
  • A dancing robot caused a chaotic scene at a California hot-pot restaurant. https://www.thedailybeast.com/restaurant-staff-struggle-to-restrain-dancing-robot-causing-dining-room-chaos/
  • A South Carolina man attempted to post bail using fake bills while telling the judge to “keep the change.” https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/jail-counterfeit-bid-089615
  • A 3-year-old was the second kid to crawl into the same Missouri claw machine in a matter of weeks.https://people.com/3-boy-stuck-claw-machine-toddler-rescued-game-11919957
  • $250,000 worth of male sex toys went missing while en route from LA to Dallas. https://ktla.com/news/male-sex-toys-heist/
  • Florida Mom® left her 12-year-old daughter at Universal CityWalk to go to a bar. https://www.wesh.com/article/mom-leaving-12-year-old-at-universal-to-go-to-bar/70687344
  • A study found that 93% of Baby Boomers were fathered by a single milkman. That explains so much… https://theonion.com/study-93-of-baby-boomers-fathered-by-single-virile-milkman/

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The Two Bobs episode 308 for Monday, March 9, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed an Only I Didn’t Say Fudge from Transient. https://untp.beer/rPwBX
  • Robert nursed an All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Cat from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/a3ce48912c
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll take permanent control of your thermostat.
• Alexa is still dumb.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS is glad that it stocked up on gasoline a week ago.
  • A Texas news anchor and a meteorologist got into an awkward scuffle on air. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/media/article-15601769/texas-news-anchor-meteorologist-argument-air.html
  • A California man was still inhaling whippets while trapped in accident wreckage that he caused after inhaling whippets. https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/dui-crash-driver-still-inhaling-whippets-while-trapped-in-wreckage-police/
  • A man in New York shot his brother with a crossbow after an argument over the temperature on the thermostat. https://longisland.news12.com/lawrence-man-arrested-in-crossbow-attack-planned-to-kill-relative-since-christmas-court-docs-say
  • A Subway worker in Alabama shot a customer during a fight. https://www.fox10tv.com/2026/03/03/subway-employee-shoots-customer-during-fight-police-say/
  • Stocks plunged as traders realized it was Monday and they had to go to work. https://theonion.com/stocks-plunge-as-traders-realize-it-s-monday-and-they-h-1851613480/

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The Two Bobs episode 306 for Monday, February 16, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Deth’s Tar from Revolution Brewing. https://untp.beer/693f29e41f
  • Robert nursed an Out of Order: Blood & Bloom from RaR Brewing. https://untp.beer/p6DaY
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll get drunk and crash into your mailbox.
• The Super Bowl is over, and the correct team won. Time for baseball!
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Olympic gold medal in taxidermy.
  • Florida Man® was arrested for riding his e-bike while hammered. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-riding-e-bike-arrested-dui-after-refusing-sobriety-tests-police-say
  • An Amazon driver in Texas was fired for getting drunk on Buzzballz and crashing into a mailbox. https://www.kcentv.com/article/news/local/amazon-driver-arrested-dwi-crashing-into-china-spring-mailbox/500-76ab86bc-e227-4193-86e5-22246173028a
  • A California coffee shop was secretly operating as a strip club. https://www.foxla.com/news/garden-grove-dd-cafe-coffee-shop-strip-club
  • According to smart underwear, people fart 32 times a day. https://studyfinds.org/smart-underwear-tracks-gut-bacteria-measuring-flatulence/
  • On the heels of its riveting alternative halftime performance, Turning Point USA announced an alternative Puerto Rico. https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/

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