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  • TTB316: Not a Bag Full of Drugs

    TTB316: Not a Bag Full of Drugs
    2026/07/06
    The Two Bobs episode 316 for Monday, July 6, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Lemon Meringue A La Mode from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/XzKmW Robert nursed a Cheat Day Brownie Swirl from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll assault you with stale bread. Ranch is an international delight and all the World Cup players are trying to smuggle it out of the country. https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/tsa-tourists-world-cup-ranch-b2997937.html This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sponsored by the communist regime that Trump keeps blabbering on about. Florida Man® got big mad over stale Subway bread. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/stale-bread-guilty-184907 Two people from Kentucky, who we can only assume are both relatives and lovers, were arrested after detectives found a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wlox.com/2026/06/22/2-arrested-after-detective-finds-drugs-bag-labeled-definitely-not-bag-full-drugs-sheriff-says/ Florida Man® assaulted a guy at gunpoint after their sexual encounter got a little shittier than he would have liked. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/06/29/west-miami-man-commits-gunpoint-assault-on-sex-partner-angered-by-fecal-matter-act-in-bed-cops/ Florida Man® was charged with DUI after 34 cans of White Claw were discovered in his car. https://brobible.com/culture/article/florida-man-dui-arrest-34-white-claws/ McDonald’s is warning corporate employees to beware of emails from a sender claiming to be Grimace. https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-warns-corporate-employees-to-beware-emails-from-sender-purporting-to-be-grimace/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    55 分
  • TTB315: Microwaved Mackerel

    TTB315: Microwaved Mackerel
    2026/06/08
    The Two Bobs episode 315 for Monday, June 8, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pure Michigan Cherry Kolsch from Shorts. https://untp.beer/7f405bf755 Robert nursed a Blonde Betty from Feel the Rain Brothers Brew. https://untp.beer/mM6d3 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll adopt a 37-year-old in your name. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is being shipped to Hammond, Indiana since Chicago doesn’t want it anymore. A police officer in South Carolina was fired for pointing his gun at a colleague who was microwaving fish at the police station. Honestly, we think it was justified. https://nypost.com/2026/06/03/us-news/cop-arrested-fired-after-allegedly-pointing-gun-at-fellow-officer-for-microwaving-fish-at-police-station/ A Pizza Hut worker in Oklahoma was attacked for screwing up a customer’s order. https://kfor.com/news/local/del-city-pizza-hut-worker-attacked-after-getting-order-wrong/ A family in Brazil adopted a 37-year-old woman, thinking she was 12. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15870013/Woman-37-adopted-unwitting-family-14-months-convincing-12-year-old-fled-abusive-parents.html A Rhode Island woman was arrested for bringing drugs to a police station to complain she was sold fentanyl instead of cocaine. https://turnto10.com/news/local/woman-arrested-after-bringing-drugs-to-police-station-in-coventry-compaint-fentanyl-cocaine-charged-posession-controlled-substance-may-29-2026 Trump just launched an $88 billion retribution fund for guys that have been rejected by women. https://theonion.com/trump-launches-88-billion-fund-for-anyone-who-has-ever-been-rejected-by-woman/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    47 分
  • TTB314: Auto-Brewery Syndrome

    TTB314: Auto-Brewery Syndrome
    2026/06/01
    The Two Bobs episode 314 for Monday, June 1, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Baltic Porter from Founders. https://untp.beer/b61Ox Robert nursed a Short Stack from Virginia Beer. https://untp.beer/8XjVb Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll bulldoze your house. Robert visited Rob (with a special appearance by Super Listener Dave) in Michigan last week and we shared a few highlights.This week’s CRAZY NEWS is mad that it wasn’t invited to the UFC fight on the White House lawn. A Canadian man can get drunk without drinking. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/man-with-auto-brewery-syndrome-9.7214197 Florida Man® robbed a bar dressed as a woman. https://www.wesh.com/article/flagler-beach-bar-burglarized-dress-wig/71426033 A dog in Nebraska fired a shotgun at a woman. https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/nation-world/dog-fires-shotgun-hits-woman-nebraska/507-22ccd875-0f4e-4809-9d09-ad3d392339d8# A Pennsylvania man took an excavator to his home after his wife said their marriage is over. https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/butler-county-man-excavator-family-home-domestic-dispute/ Florida Man® used a chainsaw to break into a hobby store and steal $12,000 worth of Pokémon cards. https://www.wptv.com/news/palm-beach-county/region-n-palm-beach-county/west-palm-beach-man-used-chainsaw-to-break-into-lake-park-store-steal-12-000-worth-of-pokemon-cards MLB is using robotic bat boys to reduce human error. https://theonion.com/mlb-attempts-to-reduce-human-error-with-new-electronic-bat-boys/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    47 分
  • TTB313: Fecal Vandalism

    TTB313: Fecal Vandalism
    2026/05/11

    The Two Bobs episode 313 for Monday, May 11, 2026:

    • What are The Bobs drinking?
      • Rob enjoyed a Cheat Day from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880
      • Robert nursed a Chocolate Peanut Butter Yeti from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/xrwMp
      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll close your Taco Bell.
    • We’ll be taking a break for a few weeks due to life and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit.
    • This week’s CRAZY NEWS had to sell both of its kidneys to buy gas this week.
      • Florida Woman® was arrested for fecal vandalism, which is one of the worst kinds of vandalism. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/04/29/altamonte-springs-woman-arrested-after-feces-vandalism-incidents-in-spring-oaks-neighborhood/
      • A Seattle neighborhood held a funeral for a Taco Bell that closed 30 years ago. https://mynorthwest.com/lifestyle/west-seattle-artist-taco-bell/4234684
      • Florida Man® was arrested for a DUI after using his shoe to make a phone call. https://coralspringstalk.com/man-calling-family-on-shoe-stripped-ran-59442
      • Florida Stripper® was arrested for attacking a strip club manager with a pole. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/bodycam-shows-foot-chase-of-dancer-accused-of-attacking-strip-club-manager-with-pole/3803357/
      • Relationship experts say engagement rings should cost at least two tanks of gas. Unfortunately, this makes proper proposals out of reach for most Americans. https://babylonbee.com/news/relationship-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-least-two-tanks-of-gas

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    47 分
  • TTB312: Alexa’s Jaunty Ballad

    TTB312: Alexa’s Jaunty Ballad
    2026/04/27

    The Two Bobs episode 312 for Monday, April 27, 2026:

    • What are The Bobs drinking?
      • Rob enjoyed a KBS Iced Latte from Founders. https://untp.beer/pV4m4
      • Robert nursed a Frostbite Zombie from KCBC. https://untp.beer/MKpr4
      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll clog your car toilet.
    • We discussed what TV shows we’re watching, baseball, and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit.
    • This week’s CRAZY NEWS never knew how biblical Pulp Fiction is.
      • The Chinese invented a built-in car toilet. https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/stuck-in-traffic-this-car-may-come-with-a-toilet/
      • An Alaskan woman who wore a penis costume in protest prevailed in court. https://www.courthousenews.com/penis-costume-protester-prevails-in-court/
      • A satanist student in Colorado won a religious accommodation. https://www.westword.com/news/satanist-student-religious-accommodation-colorado-school-40873283/
      • A man in Germany was attacked by his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too hard. https://www.dw.com/en/germany-news-neighbor-attacked-for-pounding-schnitzel-too-loudly/live-76840275
      • A study found that Gen Z is drinking fewer flagons of mead than medieval generations. https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-drinking-fewer-flagons-of-mead-than-medieval-generations/

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  • TTB311: Cookie McFelony

    TTB311: Cookie McFelony
    2026/04/13
    The Two Bobs episode 311 for Monday, April 13, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Rhubarb à la Mode from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/e296ba7a71 Robert nursed a Smol Blue Razz from Drekker. https://untp.beer/823e531181 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll steal your cookies. More baseball talk! You can’t get enough of it.This week’s CRAZY NEWS never even met Epstein, despite all the photo evidence suggesting otherwise. Florida Man® wrecked a McDonald’s after they refused to give him free cookies. https://www.wesh.com/article/orange-county-suspect-arrest-mcdonalds-robbery-ucf/70938389 Florida Woman® wanted to rekindle her marriage so she torched her husband’s home. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-trying-rekindle-marriage-accused-torching-husbands-home-ccsoThis year’s Japanese penis festival had a great turnout. https://www.france24.com/en/asia-pacific/20260405-crowds-march-with-giant-phalluses-at-japan-s-fertility-festival A guy in South Carolina who won $167 million playing the lottery was arrested for breaking into a home and stealing $12,000. https://www.live5news.com/2026/03/30/167m-powerball-winner-accused-breaking-into-home-stealing-12000-before-latest-arrest/ A recent study found that 97% of all sounds are infuriating. https://theonion.com/study-97-of-all-sounds-infuriating/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    52 分
  • TTB310: Polish Road Test

    TTB310: Polish Road Test
    2026/04/06

    The Two Bobs episode 310 for Monday, April 6, 2026:

    • What are The Bobs drinking?
      • Rob enjoyed a Blue Buns Treat from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/B4LAP
      • Robert nursed a Rye on Rye from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/jE7xY
      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll piss on your Airbnb.
    • Baseball is back!
    • This week’s CRAZY NEWS was just appointed Attorney General.
      • Florida Woman® was accused of urinating all over multiple Airbnb rentals. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/florida-woman-31-accused-peeing-213342476.html
      • A man in Poland finally passed a theoretical driving test after 139 attempts. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/nestle-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe-shipment
      • This young couple has been fighting infertility only to learn they’ve been using the wrong hole. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/couple-desperate-kids-having-sex-36898037
      • Twelve tons of KitKat bars were stolen in transit across Europe. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/nestle-kitkat-bars-stolen-europe-shipment
      • What the hell is a Grogu? https://theonion.com/report-decision-not-to-call-film-the-baby-yoda-movie-to-cost-disney-900-million/

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    46 分
  • TTB309: Bail Fraud

    TTB309: Bail Fraud
    2026/03/23

    The Two Bobs episode 309 for Monday, March 23, 2026:

    • What are The Bobs drinking?
      • Rob enjoyed a KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9
      • Robert nursed KBS Caramel from Founders. https://untp.beer/El9K9
      • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll plant counterfeit bills in your wallet and report you to police.
    • We talked about where we were last week. Exciting shit (not really).
    • This week’s CRAZY NEWS won the Oscar for best Florida Man® docuseries.
      • A dancing robot caused a chaotic scene at a California hot-pot restaurant. https://www.thedailybeast.com/restaurant-staff-struggle-to-restrain-dancing-robot-causing-dining-room-chaos/
      • A South Carolina man attempted to post bail using fake bills while telling the judge to “keep the change.” https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/jail-counterfeit-bid-089615
      • A 3-year-old was the second kid to crawl into the same Missouri claw machine in a matter of weeks.https://people.com/3-boy-stuck-claw-machine-toddler-rescued-game-11919957
      • $250,000 worth of male sex toys went missing while en route from LA to Dallas. https://ktla.com/news/male-sex-toys-heist/
      • Florida Mom® left her 12-year-old daughter at Universal CityWalk to go to a bar. https://www.wesh.com/article/mom-leaving-12-year-old-at-universal-to-go-to-bar/70687344
      • A study found that 93% of Baby Boomers were fathered by a single milkman. That explains so much… https://theonion.com/study-93-of-baby-boomers-fathered-by-single-virile-milkman/

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    51 分