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  • TTB323: Serial Sidewalk Pooper

    TTB323: Serial Sidewalk Pooper
    2026/09/21
    The Two Bobs episode 323 for Monday, September 21, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk: Coconut Rum Barrel Reserve from New Holland https://untp.beer/5bc8ea7ae2 Robert nursed a Dragon’s Milk: Coconut Rum Barrel Reserve from New Holland https://untp.beer/5bc8ea7ae2 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll hit on your rubber duckies. More free iPhone drama.This week’s CRAZY NEWS had its White House credentials revoked. Florida Man® stripped naked at HomeGoods. https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/florida-man-naked-stripping-homegoods-cape-coral/73643014 Florida Man® was arrested for wearing only a G-string and sneakers in a Target parking lot. https://www.wjhg.com/2026/09/10/florida-man-arrested-wearing-g-string-sneakers-target-parking-lot/ A Georgia teen was arrested after helping himself to someone’s hot tub and intensely interacting with their dubber duck. https://www.wtoc.com/2026/09/09/police-search-suspect-seen-video-using-pool-hot-tub-intensely-interacting-with-rubber-duck-chatham-county/ A California neighborhood is on the hunt for a serial defecator. https://www.foxla.com/news/brentwood-serial-pooper-woman-defecating-on-sidewalk.amp People are having kids so they have someone to take care of them when they get hammered. https://theonion.com/i-want-kids-so-ill-have-someone-to-take-care-of-me-when-i-get-hammered/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    55 分
  • TTB322: Serial Butt Sniffer

    TTB322: Serial Butt Sniffer
    2026/09/07
    The Two Bobs episode 322 for Monday, September 7, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Pineapple Lychee Vanilla Smoothie from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/6jDLn Robert nursed a Claws 2 from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3V0GM Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll order naked DoorDash to your house. Dyson is making an overpowered, overpriced toothbrush. https://x.com/polymarket/status/2094848260150374768?s=46 This week’s CRAZY NEWS wishes everyone in Canada a happy Labor Day. A DoorDash driver in Texas was caught delivering food…NAKED. https://www.fox26houston.com/news/naked-doordash-driver-caught-camera-delivering-food-northeast-houston-home Florida Man® was arrested after joking that he had a grenade at an American Airlines counter. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/08/31/man-arrested-after-joking-that-he-had-a-grenade-at-american-airlines-counter-at-mia-deputies-say/ PBR is offering $20,000 to anyone who helps them find $70,000 worth of stolen beer. https://abcnews.com/Business/wireStory/pabst-blue-ribbon-offers-20000-reward-find-missing-136150122 A man in California was arrested for sniffing butts again. https://ktla.com/news/local-news/serial-southern-california-butt-sniffer-arrested-again/ An unlucky 6th grader failed geography after Trump renamed everything in the middle of her exam. https://babylonbee.com/news/unlucky-6th-grader-flunks-geography-after-trump-renames-everything-in-middle-of-exam Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    49 分
  • TTB321: Fart Corner

    TTB321: Fart Corner
    2026/08/31
    The Two Bobs episode 321 for Monday, August 31, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a The PastryArchy Cookies & Cream from DuClaw. https://untp.beer/Y42eg Robert nursed a Festina Pêche from Dogfish Head. https://untp.beer/Elq4w Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll use your fart corner. This week’s CRAZY NEWS has signed an executive order changing the name of every lake to Lake Florida Man. A teacher in Georgia made a fart corner in her classroom. https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/national-international/gas-station-farts-classroom-georgia-teacher/4065196/ Florida man® got himself into legal trouble for getting high on meth and riding a lawnmower. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-pulled-over-lawn-mower-busted-meth-weed A serial defecator has been making a splash (although sometimes more of a “plop”, depending on what he had for dinner) in Tulsa. https://nypost.com/2026/08/24/us-news/tulsa-cops-hunting-serial-defecator-who-terrorized-local-businesses/A Navy veteran in New York got a leg infection after visiting a popular sex spa. https://nypost.com/2026/08/22/us-news/navy-veteran-catches-leg-infection-at-notorious-queens-sex-spa-nyc/ Meta glasses have a few feature that reminds users to blink to appear human. https://theonion.com/new-meta-glasses-feature-reminds-users-to-blink-to-appear-human/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    44 分
  • TTB320: Battered Shaft

    TTB320: Battered Shaft
    2026/08/24
    The Two Bobs episode 320 for Monday, August 24, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Orange Brewlius from Drafting Table. https://untp.beer/a4lWK Robert nursed an Orange Starfish from Aslin. https://untp.beer/pWq3P Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll force feed you KFC Oreos. Have free iPhones gotten free-er?This week’s CRAZY NEWS likes to ride in catering trucks. Florida Man® attacked his neighbor with dog feces, over dog feces. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/08/13/florida-man-accused-of-attacking-neighbor-over-dog-feces/ A Michigan couple threw a bomb at their neighbor. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/st-clair-shores-couple-charged-after-explosive-thrown-neighbors-yard KFC spicy chicken flavored OREOs are available in China. They can stay in China. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a73385343/oreo-kfc-spicy-chicken-caramel-popcorn-china-reactions/ Somebody planted an electronic sex device at a Virginia fire station. https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/suspicious-device-dc-firehouse-station-engine-20-wisconsin-avenue-northwest-street-closures-roads-closed-police-investigation-alternate-routes-washington-crime-alert A newly freed man struggles to adjust to life after having his penis stuck in a hot tub jet. https://theonion.com/newly-free-man-struggles-to-readjust-to-life-outside-having-penis-stuck-in-hot-tub-jet/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    53 分
  • TTB319: Mosh Pit Mess

    TTB319: Mosh Pit Mess
    2026/08/03
    The Two Bobs episode 319 for Monday, August 3, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Confetti from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/ByNO2 Robert nursed a Rainbows are Real from Clown Shoes. https://untp.beer/7df9b8a87c Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll send drunks to your house to cut your grass. This week’s CRAZY NEWS can’t help but think the GOP is pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s with Mitch McConnell. A lady from Iowa was busted for drunk driving a lawnmower in a store parking lot. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/iowa-oui-mower-287036 A New Zealand mosh pit got a little shitty. https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/it-was-feral-poo-in-the-mosh-pit-leads-to-tears-vomit-and-chaos-aibv16gj Florida Man® got big mad when his Tinder date didn’t go as planned. https://www.wesh.com/article/the-villages-tinder-date-charges-lady-lake/73251683 An Illinois man got stranded in a 130-foot gas station sign for several hours. https://abc7chicago.com/post/massive-emergency-response-sw-frontage-road-shorewood-man-seen-gas-station-sign-live/19551971/ A California CVS clerk reminded looters to enter their rewards number on their way out. https://abc7chicago.com/post/massive-emergency-response-sw-frontage-road-shorewood-man-seen-gas-station-sign-live/19551971/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    46 分
  • TTB318: Reagan’s Jail Purse

    TTB318: Reagan’s Jail Purse
    2026/07/27
    The Two Bobs episode 318 for Monday, July 27, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Java from Duclaw Brewing. https://untp.beer/f336a644d3 Robert downed a Big Papi from Commonwealth Brewing Company https://untp.beer/caed144c76 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll leave cocaine in your jail purse. Some random shit, including Robert may or may not be buying a Corvette. Even he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is wondering how the hell a flamethrower made it past the Walmart greeter. Florida Woman® claimed the cocaine discovered in her butt must have been left there during an “intimate encounter.” That’s one way to blame the previous tenant. https://nypost.com/2026/06/30/us-news/florida-woman-claims-cocaine-in-her-butt-mustve-been-from-intimate-encounter-busted-by-cops/ A prisoner won the legal right to send sexually explicit letters to his inmate pen pal. It’s basically a conjugal visit with postage. https://www.irishstar.com/news/world-news/prisoner-wins-legal-right-send-37439956 Florida Man® armed with a flamethrower barricaded himself inside an RV at a New Jersey Walmart. Just another ordinary night in the Walmart parking lot. https://www.nj.com/burlington/2026/07/florida-man-with-a-flamethrower-barricades-himself-in-an-rv-at-a-walmart-cops-say.html Three thieves stole nearly $650 worth of body wash from a Florida Walgreens. Police described the suspects as clean and still at large. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/07/17/bizarre-body-wash-heist-reported-at-lakeland-walgreens-store-sheriff-says/ A study found that most Americans would benefit from decreased phone use during sex. Otherwise, how are they supposed to concentrate on the pornography? https://theonion.com/study-majority-of-americans-would-benefit-from-decreased-phone-use-during-sex/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    48 分
  • TTB317: Porta-Potty Rescue

    TTB317: Porta-Potty Rescue
    2026/07/20
    The Two Bobs episode 317 for Monday, July 20, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed an Orange Cream Shandy from Big Lake. https://untp.beer/69vvG Robert nursed a Chime from Urban Artifact. https://untp.beer/2mpVj Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll trap you in a porta potty. This week’s CRAZY NEWS is happy that Trump’s self-approval rating is an at all-time high. A man in Indiana used his genitals as kindling. PSA: Don’t use your genitals as kindling. https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/2026/07/08/man-accused-cutting-off-his-genitals-using-them-start-fire-authorities-say/ Florida Woman® lost her shit when her male companion told her to stop drinking in the back of their Uber and tried to kill everyone with scissors. We’re pretty sure that’s going to hurt her Uber rating. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15979141/Miami-woman-32-erupted-scissor-wielding-frenzy-violence-male-companion-told-stop-drinking-Uber-say-cops.html A Missouri man got stuck in the tank of a porta potty and had to be cut out by firefighters. https://abc45.com/news/nation-world/rescue-crew-cuts-apart-porta-potty-to-free-trapped-man-under-the-seat-kansas-city-missouri-kansas-firefighters-stuck-ambulance-citizens Florida Woman® was offended by her new license plate number. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-woman-unfortunate-new-license-plate-sqz-a55/71937142 Florida Man® is facing felony charges for stealing Smokey the Bear signs and trying to sell them on the internet. https://cbs12.com/news/local/news-after-poking-the-bear-florida-man-faces-federal-indictment-for-smokey-the-bear-sign-theft-pace-pensacola-united-states-attorney-for-the-northern-district-of-florida-theft-of-government-property-dumb-criminal-poke-the-bear-us-fish-wildlife There are some important things to know about cyclosporiasis. https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyclosporiasis/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    46 分
  • TTB316: Not a Bag Full of Drugs

    TTB316: Not a Bag Full of Drugs
    2026/07/06
    The Two Bobs episode 316 for Monday, July 6, 2026: What are The Bobs drinking? Rob enjoyed a Lemon Meringue A La Mode from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/XzKmW Robert nursed a Cheat Day Brownie Swirl from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880 Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll assault you with stale bread. Ranch is an international delight and all the World Cup players are trying to smuggle it out of the country. https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/tsa-tourists-world-cup-ranch-b2997937.html This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sponsored by the communist regime that Trump keeps blabbering on about. Florida Man® got big mad over stale Subway bread. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/stale-bread-guilty-184907 Two people from Kentucky, who we can only assume are both relatives and lovers, were arrested after detectives found a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wlox.com/2026/06/22/2-arrested-after-detective-finds-drugs-bag-labeled-definitely-not-bag-full-drugs-sheriff-says/ Florida Man® assaulted a guy at gunpoint after their sexual encounter got a little shittier than he would have liked. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/06/29/west-miami-man-commits-gunpoint-assault-on-sex-partner-angered-by-fecal-matter-act-in-bed-cops/ Florida Man® was charged with DUI after 34 cans of White Claw were discovered in his car. https://brobible.com/culture/article/florida-man-dui-arrest-34-white-claws/ McDonald’s is warning corporate employees to beware of emails from a sender claiming to be Grimace. https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-warns-corporate-employees-to-beware-emails-from-sender-purporting-to-be-grimace/ Find us wherever you get your podcasts. Rate, review, and tell your equally twisted friends. Join us on all the social things: Follow us on Blue SkyFollow us on TwitterCheck out our InstagramFind us on YouTubeFollow Rob on UntappdFollow Robert on Untappd The Two Bobs Podcast is © The Two Bobs. For more information, see our Who are The Two Bobs? page, or check our Contact page. Words, views, and opinions are our own and do not represent those of our friends, family, or our employers unless otherwise noted. Music for The Two Bobs was provided by JewelBeat (which doesn’t exist anymore but we still put it here because we like to do the right thing)
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    55 分