The Two Bobs episode 313 for Monday, May 11, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Cheat Day from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880
  • Robert nursed a Chocolate Peanut Butter Yeti from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/xrwMp
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll close your Taco Bell.
• We’ll be taking a break for a few weeks due to life and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS had to sell both of its kidneys to buy gas this week.
  • Florida Woman® was arrested for fecal vandalism, which is one of the worst kinds of vandalism. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/04/29/altamonte-springs-woman-arrested-after-feces-vandalism-incidents-in-spring-oaks-neighborhood/
  • A Seattle neighborhood held a funeral for a Taco Bell that closed 30 years ago. https://mynorthwest.com/lifestyle/west-seattle-artist-taco-bell/4234684
  • Florida Man® was arrested for a DUI after using his shoe to make a phone call. https://coralspringstalk.com/man-calling-family-on-shoe-stripped-ran-59442
  • Florida Stripper® was arrested for attacking a strip club manager with a pole. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/bodycam-shows-foot-chase-of-dancer-accused-of-attacking-strip-club-manager-with-pole/3803357/
  • Relationship experts say engagement rings should cost at least two tanks of gas. Unfortunately, this makes proper proposals out of reach for most Americans. https://babylonbee.com/news/relationship-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-least-two-tanks-of-gas

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The Two Bobs episode 312 for Monday, April 27, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a KBS Iced Latte from Founders. https://untp.beer/pV4m4
  • Robert nursed a Frostbite Zombie from KCBC. https://untp.beer/MKpr4
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll clog your car toilet.
• We discussed what TV shows we’re watching, baseball, and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS never knew how biblical Pulp Fiction is.
  • The Chinese invented a built-in car toilet. https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/stuck-in-traffic-this-car-may-come-with-a-toilet/
  • An Alaskan woman who wore a penis costume in protest prevailed in court. https://www.courthousenews.com/penis-costume-protester-prevails-in-court/
  • A satanist student in Colorado won a religious accommodation. https://www.westword.com/news/satanist-student-religious-accommodation-colorado-school-40873283/
  • A man in Germany was attacked by his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too hard. https://www.dw.com/en/germany-news-neighbor-attacked-for-pounding-schnitzel-too-loudly/live-76840275
  • A study found that Gen Z is drinking fewer flagons of mead than medieval generations. https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-drinking-fewer-flagons-of-mead-than-medieval-generations/

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