This week, we dive into the heavy and the messy: new revelations from the Epstein files, our ongoing ick about Kanye and his treatment of Bianca Censori, Ramona Singer’s latest tone-deaf moment, and Jennifer Aniston’s new man (we have thoughts).

On the book front, Emily started Two Guys, a Girl, and a Tripod by Sara Sitwell, keep your eyes peeled for a special episode with the author. Meanwhile, Tori finished Lessons in Chemistry... and emotionally wrecked Emily in the process.

Content Warning: Mentions of sexual assault and suicide around 25:40 of the Lessons in Chemistry segment.

This week is unhinged in every direction. We cover the Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom split, Jeff Bezos’ “wedding of the century,” and a truly weird week for justice with updates from the Diddy trial and Brian Kohberger case. There’s also a deeply unsettling story about a 5-year-old falling from a cruise ship (wtf???), and, yes, another Meghan Markle moment, because we just can’t look away.

But it’s not all doom and chaos: The Devil Wears Prada 2 is officially in the works and we are thrilled.

Emily brings three book updates to the table, including The Invitation by Jodi Ellen Malpas and The Bodyguard by Katherine Center, while Tori inches closer to finishing Lessons in Chemistry.

⚠️ Content Warning: Discussion of assault from 31:28–31:50 during the Lessons in Chemistry segment.

Oh — and we welcome a very special new cast member: Tori’s sweet baby kitten, Ted!

This week, we’re unwell. It starts with our feelings about orcas (we’re divided), Allie the bottlenose dolphin (new momma), and Ed the zebra (truly an icon). We also descend into the strange world of Labubu’s and Tori might have gone too deep.

On the book front: Tori continues her Lessons in Chemistry journey, and Emily has finished House of Flame and Shadow — and oh, there are feelings. So many feelings we had to cut half the episode so we didn’t keep you here for hours.

Still just two unhinged besties yapping!

This week, Tori finally talks Taylor Swift not releasing Reputation (Taylor’s Version) even though we’re happy she got the rights to her masters! We also check in on Meghan Markle’s latest headline moment, because let’s be honest: we love to hate her.

Then we get serious for a moment to talk about what’s happening in this country, including the horrifying actions of ICE. Because sometimes…spiraling means confronting the real stuff, too.

On the book front: Tori continues her journey through Lessons in Chemistry (yes, it’s still emotional), and Emily officially dives into House of Flame and Shadow with plenty of theories, reactions, and tears.

Content Warning: Discussion of torture during the House of Flame and Shadow segment.

Surprise! We’re joined by our friend Rachel from The Menuscript for a special crossover full of wine, bookish chaos, and some very conflicting opinions. Rachel and Tori go head-to-head over Onyx Storm and Throne of Glass. Expect debates and maybe a dramatic moment or two. Meanwhile, Emily does what she does best: pours another glass and tries to keep the peace.

Spoilers? Yes. Opinions? Unfiltered. Wine? Obviously.

This week, we talk about Miley Cyrus’s new album and why she’s living rent-free in our hearts, Paige DeSorbo’s Summer House sendoff, and Tom Felton's return to the wizarding world for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Also: Wendy’s thinks we need breakfast soda, and we need to talk about it.

On the book front, Emily has finished House of Sky and Breath and shares why she’s upset with Tori. And then Tori gets emotional as Lessons in Chemistry takes a heartbreaking turn. As always, spoilers, feelings, and chaos ahead.

Content Warning: Discussions of torture during the House of Sky and Breath portion and discussions of death in the Lessons in Chemistry portion.

This week, we spiral through the headlines: Demi Lovato’s wedding, Todd and Julie Chrisley's drama, and why the American Music Awards prove award shows might officially be over. We also unpack Hugh Jackman’s divorce and whether we’re okay (we’re not).

On the book front: Tori’s still working through Lessons in Chemistry, while Emily has a lot to say about where she’s at in House of Sky and Breath...unhinged theories and emotional damage included.

Spoilers, sass, and strong opinions await.

This week’s chaos includes: the Ultimate Pillow Fighting Championship (yes, it’s real and yes, we have thoughts), Bill Belichick’s rumored engagement, and all the latest in music — from new releases to some rumors. We also revisit the bizarre case of Sherri Papini, break down the drama on Love is Blind, and celebrate Emily’s big life news!

Plus, Tori continues her journey through Lessons in Chemistry, and Emily hits some major moments in House of Sky and Breath. Spoilers ahead, as always.

Content Warning: Discussion of suicide from 22:40–22:50 during the Lessons in Chemistry segment.