This week is unhinged in every direction. We cover the Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom split, Jeff Bezos’ “wedding of the century,” and a truly weird week for justice with updates from the Diddy trial and Brian Kohberger case. There’s also a deeply unsettling story about a 5-year-old falling from a cruise ship (wtf???), and, yes, another Meghan Markle moment, because we just can’t look away.

But it’s not all doom and chaos: The Devil Wears Prada 2 is officially in the works and we are thrilled.

Emily brings three book updates to the table, including The Invitation by Jodi Ellen Malpas and The Bodyguard by Katherine Center, while Tori inches closer to finishing Lessons in Chemistry.

⚠️ Content Warning: Discussion of assault from 31:28–31:50 during the Lessons in Chemistry segment.

Oh — and we welcome a very special new cast member: Tori’s sweet baby kitten, Ted!

This week, we’re unwell. It starts with our feelings about orcas (we’re divided), Allie the bottlenose dolphin (new momma), and Ed the zebra (truly an icon). We also descend into the strange world of Labubu’s and Tori might have gone too deep.

On the book front: Tori continues her Lessons in Chemistry journey, and Emily has finished House of Flame and Shadow — and oh, there are feelings. So many feelings we had to cut half the episode so we didn’t keep you here for hours.

Still just two unhinged besties yapping!

This week, Tori finally talks Taylor Swift not releasing Reputation (Taylor’s Version) even though we’re happy she got the rights to her masters! We also check in on Meghan Markle’s latest headline moment, because let’s be honest: we love to hate her.

Then we get serious for a moment to talk about what’s happening in this country, including the horrifying actions of ICE. Because sometimes…spiraling means confronting the real stuff, too.

On the book front: Tori continues her journey through Lessons in Chemistry (yes, it’s still emotional), and Emily officially dives into House of Flame and Shadow with plenty of theories, reactions, and tears.

Content Warning: Discussion of torture during the House of Flame and Shadow segment.