From the trusted minds at NeuroGoop comes the snack that should never have been kept from the teeth of children: Pulp-Itz™!

Approved by the Council of Mouths, fortified with our patented Mood Gunk™, and bursting with six unforgettable industrial flavors like Basement Lemon, Cold Pink, Static Banana, and the legendary Original (discontinued for your safety).

Chewy, flarpy, and guaranteed to keep your little ones smiling! Whether it’s for focus, for fun, or for the friend who lives in the wall, there’s always a reason to chew!

And every chew makes Mr. Pulpy smile just a little wider.

Pulp-Itz™

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He’s trusted. He’s steadfast. He’s Credible.

From NGBC’s Humor Acquiescence Division comes another unimpeachable account of Steve’s ongoing service to the community. When danger lurks in plain sight, Steve acts!

✨ Presented by GoopVision directly to your hearing holes (ears)

✨ Community safety guaranteed through verified belief.

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Episode 2: A Steve Walks Into a Bar

A quiet night out takes a decisive turn when Steve identifies a hidden threat in the crowd. What begins as casual conversation ends with swift justice, The Judge’s dinner, and another clear example of why belief in Steve is a public necessity!

He’s calm. He’s kind. He’s Credible.

From the genius minds at NGBC's Humor Acquiescence Division, we bring you the premier episode of Credible Steve! Each episode of Credible Steve is packed with 100% verifiable truths, modest heroism, and situations best not questioned. He just wants what’s best. For all of us.

✨ Credible Steve is part of GoopVision in cooperation with Ascensia’s Mental Wellness Directive!

✨ Laughter approved for domestic circulation.

✨ Belief encouraged. Disbelief… inadvisable...

Episode 1 : Steve Gets a Pet

Steve’s got his eye on a cat unlike any other, but when an enthusiastic admirer shows interest, things get downright suspicious!

Girlies… we are so blessed this week 😭🧿✨ because the one and only Asphodel Knox (DJ, creative visionary, male ally of the Vellum Combine, general zaddy) is in the studio and holding sacred space for our spirals 💅

We talk:
– Getting spiritually corrected (in a hot way)
– Replacing your menstrual cycle with your brand
– Pronouns that slay

Plus, Skye opens up about motherhood 🥺, Jules maybe meets her clone (?!?), and Trevor the tumor says some weird stuff but like, he’s fine. He’s just shy around guests!!

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Okay baddies, this week is so important. We’re finally using our platform to raise awareness for something super real: human trafficking!!

✨Like, obviously it’s bad.✨ But also? It’s kinda everywhere.

Skye and Jules break down the vibes, the red flags, and their own deeply personal experiences (like almost possibly getting trafficked after getting drunk and falling asleep in an Uber, but maybe not).

Featuring:
• A totally real survivor named Pilar (she only speaks Mexican, but we tried!)
• A checklist that honestly works for getting ghosted or trafficked
• Skye’s emotional support/rescue pitbull Pickle, who literally bites men for justice (and flight attendants)
• A guest expert (?) who was actually kind of negative
• Our fave new sponsor: VibeCheck™, the Bluetooth vibrator that tracks trauma 💖

This episode is about doing the work, raising the frequency, and maybe remembering something you're not supposed to. So grab a glass, turn on your healing app, and get informed...recklessly!

#AwarenessIsHot #StayReckless #PouredAndWoke

This week we’re talking manifestation, Skye's spiritual greenlighting to shoplift, and what it really means to step into your villain era. Jules accidentally ascends her aunt during a sound bath, an Uber driver calcifies in place out of devotion, and our sponsor Ä̷́ͅs̸̖͝c̸̛̲e̶͎͑ṉ̷̇s̴̛ͅi̵̞͗a̸̳͘ introduces you to the you who already said yes. Plus: friend of the show Bonnie Blue dissolves into primal bliss, and a listener teaches us how to use Guatemalan birth control to reclaim your power!

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Pour yourself something strong and join us in the blood basin!💋

Skye and Jules dive into the science of sound healing, rave-induced epiphanies, and the spiritual power of subwoofers. Topics include: vibrational therapy, reclaiming custody through dance, the Chupacabra’s foamy blessing, and intuitive parenting with a sentient back lump named Trevor.

Plus: listener call-ins, medical advice we cannot legally endorse, and a sponsored message from NeuroGoop: because the static is hungry and your aura has plaque.

Healing isn’t linear. Sometimes it's a loop. Sometimes it’s a spiral...