From the trusted minds at NeuroGoop comes the snack that should never have been kept from the teeth of children: Pulp-Itz™!

Approved by the Council of Mouths, fortified with our patented Mood Gunk™, and bursting with six unforgettable industrial flavors like Basement Lemon, Cold Pink, Static Banana, and the legendary Original (discontinued for your safety).

Chewy, flarpy, and guaranteed to keep your little ones smiling! Whether it’s for focus, for fun, or for the friend who lives in the wall, there’s always a reason to chew!

And every chew makes Mr. Pulpy smile just a little wider.

Pulp-Itz™

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He’s trusted. He’s steadfast. He’s Credible.

From NGBC’s Humor Acquiescence Division comes another unimpeachable account of Steve’s ongoing service to the community. When danger lurks in plain sight, Steve acts!

✨ Presented by GoopVision directly to your hearing holes (ears)

✨ Community safety guaranteed through verified belief.

✨ Hydration and narrative alignment available at your nearest GoopCare Medical Nexus.

Episode 2: A Steve Walks Into a Bar

A quiet night out takes a decisive turn when Steve identifies a hidden threat in the crowd. What begins as casual conversation ends with swift justice, The Judge’s dinner, and another clear example of why belief in Steve is a public necessity!

He’s calm. He’s kind. He’s Credible.

From the genius minds at NGBC's Humor Acquiescence Division, we bring you the premier episode of Credible Steve! Each episode of Credible Steve is packed with 100% verifiable truths, modest heroism, and situations best not questioned. He just wants what’s best. For all of us.

✨ Credible Steve is part of GoopVision in cooperation with Ascensia’s Mental Wellness Directive!

✨ Laughter approved for domestic circulation.

✨ Belief encouraged. Disbelief… inadvisable...

Episode 1 : Steve Gets a Pet

Steve’s got his eye on a cat unlike any other, but when an enthusiastic admirer shows interest, things get downright suspicious!