In this episode, Bryan and Josh check into the Hotel Letztes Jahr to discuss Lorelei and the Laser Eyes. Developed by Simogo and published by Annapurna Interactive, the game marks a clear step in the studio’s evolution from mobile hits like Sayonara Wild Hearts toward a slower, more contemplative experience inspired by survival horror and art-house cinema. Following Lorelei Weiss through the hotel’s labyrinthine halls, we dig into its nonlinear progression, dense numerical puzzles, and layered storytelling. From the intricate mansion layout to its striking black, white, and magenta aesthetic (and the unsettling presence of the maze men) the game creates a constant sense of discovery as each puzzle leads to several more.

The conversation also explores the game’s deeper structure and themes, including its puzzle design, the necessity (and chaos) of note-taking, and the friction created by its one-button interface. More than just a puzzle game, Lorelei and the Laser Eyes emerges as a meditation on art itself, particularly the tension between creative expression and commercial pressure. So listen in as we reflect on an experience defined by confusion, discovery, and creeping unease… a discussion that aims to be as thoughtful and layered as the game we’re unpacking.

Three Word Reviews:

Josh - Fractal, Fracture, Forgiveness

Bryan - Puzzles Beget Puzzles

In this episode of Pixelated Playgrounds, Bryan and Clint begin our ascent with Cairn, the 2026 climbing survival game from The Game Bakers. Drawn in by early buzz, we both quickly found ourselves absorbed in its uniquely demanding approach to traversal, one that treats climbing not as spectacle, but as a deliberate, moment-to-moment act of decision-making. At the center of this unexpectedly introspective game is Aava’s ascent of Mount Kami, a journey defined by precise limb placement, resource management, and a constant negotiation between control and chaos. The game’s tactile mechanics balancing grip, stamina, and positioning create an intense gameplay loop that feels both physically and mentally immersive, often pushing players into a near-meditative flow state.

We also talk through Cairn’s effectiveness as a narrative and thematic experience, examining its sparse storytelling and emotionally distant protagonist. Aava’s motivations, her strained relationships, and the ambiguity surrounding whether her climb is driven by ambition, obsession, or something closer to depression kept us guessing. Cairn is a powerful meditation on freedom and control, but the game’s greatest achievement is how it makes the player’s personal journey inseparable from Aava’s, turning every slip, recovery, and decision into a story that feels uniquely your own. So climb up to the existential peaks of Kami with Clint and Bryan as we plot our route through the harrowing journey that is Cairn.

Three Word Reviews:

Clint - Can’t Stop Now

Bryan - Control and Freedom

In this episode of Pixelated Playgrounds, Bryan and Josh dive into Donkey Kong (1994) for the Game Boy, a game that begins as a nostalgic homage to the original arcade classic before quickly transforming into something far more ambitious. After briefly revisiting the familiar opening stages from the 1981 Donkey Kong, the hosts explore how the game expands into a sprawling puzzle-platformer with nearly one hundred additional stages across nine distinct worlds. What makes Donkey Kong ’94 unique is Mario’s surprisingly expansive moveset and the game’s inventive level design. From handstands and backflips to wire spins and careful key-carrying mechanics, we examine how the game encourages experimentation and player expression long before such ideas became common in platformers.

Each world introduces new mechanics such as ropes, switches, wind, slippery ice, or environmental puzzles; while intermittent boss encounters with Donkey Kong echo the arcade roots of the series. Its an early expressive platformer and its emphasis on movement mastery and player creativity foreshadows later titles like Super Mario 64. So listen in as we reflect on the legacy of Donkey Kong 94 as a quietly foundational handheld title and a fantastic experience even three decades later.

Three Word Reviews:

Josh - Bingeable Harbinger Platformer

Bryan - Expressive Platformer Blueprint

Show Notes:

90’s advertisement for Donkey Kong 94

In this episode Bryan and Clint dive into Astro Bot, the 2024 PlayStation 5 platformer developed by Team Asobi and published by Sony Interactive Entertainment. Building on the foundation of the pack-in hit Astro's Playroom, the studio expands the concept into a full-scale adventure that celebrates three decades of PlayStation history. The guys explore how the game blends inventive platforming, playful level design, and clever uses of the DualSense controller into a tightly paced quest where players rescue lost robots and rebuild their PS5 mothership so the Astro Bots can get their interstellar dance party back on track.

Astro Bot balances nostalgia with accessibility, appealing to longtime gamers while remaining instantly readable for kids and newcomers. Listen in as we revisit the game’s joyful structure, colorful hub worlds, creative abilities, spectacular boss battles, and homage levels inspired by iconic PlayStation franchises like God of War, Horizon Zero Dawn, Uncharted, and Ape Escape. Astro Bot is a rare AAA platformer bursting with wonder, a game that captures the pure joy of play and bridges generations of players through curiosity, creativity, and delight.

Join for the dancing robots, stay for the testimonials from budding, young gamers (AKA Clint’s sons)!

Three Word Reviews:

Clint - Pure Gaming Joy

Bryan - Wide Eyed Wonder

On this episode Bryan and Josh drive into Promise Mascot Agency, developed by Kaizen Game Works, the team behind Paradise Killer. Released in April 2025 for Windows, Switch, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S, the game blends open-world driving, management sim mechanics, visual novel storytelling, and crime drama into an experience Bryan called his Game of the Year 2025. Set in the cursed town of Kaso-Machi, the story follows exiled yakuza lieutenant Michizane “Michi” Sugawara (voiced by Takaya Kuroda) as he attempts to repay a debt by rebuilding a failing mascot agency alongside his chaotic, foul-mouthed assistant Pink, a literal severed finger with a heart of gold. We explore how the game’s “PS2-feeling” open world, bizarre truck physics, card-battling support system, and management mechanics shouldn’t work on paper but absolutely do in practice. Buoyed by an infectious east-meets-west soundtrack from Alpha Chrome Yayo and Ryo Koike, Promise Mascot Agency delivers a potent dose of earnest absurdity.

From negotiating mascot wages and launching Pinky out of a truck-mounted cannon to debating civic policy and upgrading town landmarks, every system feeds into a larger story about found family, labor, accountability, and rebuilding community. So hop into your mascot laden truck and listen in as Bryan and Josh discuss Promise Mascot Agency!

Three Word Reviews:

Bryan - Uplifting Offbeat Sincerity

Josh - A Rambling Tale

In this episode, Bryan and Clint ride off into Kingdom Come: Deliverance II. Picking up directly after the first game, Warhorse Studios’ historical RPG returns us to early 15th-century Bohemia, following Henry’s journey from blacksmith’s son to reluctant man-at-arms amid political chaos, feudal power struggles, and deeply human moral choices. Along the way, we examine how KCD2’s simulation-driven design—living villages, reputation systems, punishing swordplay, and obsessive historical detail—creates a world where the player always feels like a small cog in a very large, uncaring machine.

We also examine the series’ fixation on historical accuracy, immersion, and realism, and how its simulation of everyday medieval life firmly grounds the game’s themes. Bryan and Clint unpack the game’s uneasy relationship with war, its unflinching portrayals of atrocity, religion, and power, and its often uncomfortable parallels to modern politics and class structures. Through character studies of Henry, Hans Capon, Jan Žižka, Father Godwin, and a sprawling ensemble cast, the game strips away fantasy and leans into human truth. Kingdom Come: Deliverance II tells a story that doesn’t just feel real, but revealing.

Three Word Reviews:

Clint - Bohemian Bastard Simulator

Bryan - Veritas Ex Fabula

In this episode of Pixelated Playgrounds, Josh Galecki and Bryan Skursha tackle Baby Steps, the 2025 overly literal walking simulator developed by Gabe Cuzzillo, Maxi Boch, and Bennett Foddy and published by Devolver Digital. Known for games that turn basic movement into existential comedy (QWOP, Getting Over It, etc.), the team delivers another strange, hilarious experiment in control and patience.

We embody Nate, a 35-year-old basement-dwelling failson, who is dropped into a vast mountain wilderness and must literally learn how to walk using deliberately awkward controls which turn every footstep into a small triumph or a catastrophic pratfall. Along the way we dig into the open-ended world design, the absence of a map, the optional “gamer bullshit” challenges like hats and dares, and why Baby Steps is less about rage and more about embracing failure, exploration, and weird little stories that only happen because you fell down a hill the wrong way. So listen in as we learn about patience, humility, and how sometimes the only way forward is face-planting, laughing, and taking one more careful step on the path.

Three Word Reviews:

Bryan - Victory in Defeat

Josh - Enjoying the Journey

Happy New Year! To kick things off in 2026 we recorded a quick episode on our individual Top 5 Games of the Year for 2025! So listen in as the guys discuss the top 5 games they enjoyed in 2025 among others, take a look forward to 2026, and just generally chill out and reminisce on a year of gaming!

Here’s what we talked about:

Look back at 2025

The Top 5’s

5’s

4’s

3’s

2’s

1’s

Honorable Mentions

Games you missed in 2025 and still want to play

Things you’re looking forward to in 2026/Games we have our eyes on to cover

Take Care and Keep on Gaming in 2026!!!

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The 5’s

Josh Game #5 - Slay the Princess

Clint Game #5 - Battlefield 6

Bryan Game #5 - and Roger

The 4’s

Josh Game #4 - CYPHER ZERO

Clint Game #4 - Hollow Knight Silksong

Bryan Game #4 - Hollow Knight Silksong

The 3’s

Josh Game #3 - Blue Prince

Clint Game #3 - The First Berzerker: Khazan

Bryan Game #3 - Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

The 2’s

Josh Game #2 - Baby Steps

Clint Game #2 - ARC Raiders

Bryan Game #2 - Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

The 1’s

Josh Game #1 - Hollow Knight Silksong

Clint Game #1- Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

Bryan Game #1 - Promise Mascot Agency