✨Cobbler Ahmet just wants to fix shoes✨

But his wife wants those sweet, sweet bath reservations, so it looks like he's going to go be the Chief Astrologer to the Sultan. The only problem(s)? He doesn't like astrology, doesn't know how to do it, and starts out by selling his astrology by the side of the highway.

That's actually the second story, because this week there are two stories of two Ahmets following dreams. On the first is junkman Ahmet, who has the same wonderful dream every night...except when it stops being wonderful, and starts getting real, he learns that sometimes following your dreams can be painful. And also weird.

😈 The Creature: Wapaloosie

If you find you're always misplacing your gloves, they might be actively crawling away from you...because they're made from the fur of a Wapaloosie, a half squirrel, half dachshund, half caterpillar.

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📖 The Book!

Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! Written by Carissa, it's a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend for the modern age.
If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us.
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🎵 Music Credits

Greylock by Blue Dot Sessions
Filesharer's Lament by Chad Crouch
Cello Pizz by Breakmaster Cylinder
Rhodes by Blue Dot Sessions
Julmust by Breakmaster Cylinder
Dream Abridged by Blue Dot Sessions
Corkscrew Pt. 2, Score 19 by Chad Crouch

✏️Osmo is a pretty solid sketch artist✏️

He’s not drawing a criminal, though. He’s drawing his sister, whose only crime is stealing the prince’s heart. And also maybe trying to escape the prison of the sea king, but that comes later.

😈 The Creature: The Jurua

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s the jurua who is taking their family out to a nice dinner…of your flesh. Hope you’re wearing the right creeper.

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🎵 Music Credits

"Rischa Textile" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Orange-crowned" by Chad Crouch
"Khorasan" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Ecola Score 3" by Chad Crouch
"Corridor Blue" by Blue Dot Sessions

Is his boss the devil? Literally...well, no. Is the devil that Goria meets in a bar actually better than his boss? 100% yes.

😈 The Creature: Jack-in-Irons

A creature who made it a bad thing to walk around threatening people with a spiky club and wearing human heads. Thanks, Jack.

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🎵 Music Credits

"Rischa Textile" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Orange-crowned" by Chad Crouch
"Khorasan" by Blue Dot Sessions
"Ecola Score 3" by Chad Crouch
"Corridor Blue" by Blue Dot Sessions