🐴So, your step-dad is an evil emperor who's trying to murder you.

Bevis of Southampton has had a difficult life. His dad went to the pharmacy (the woods) and never came back (because he was murdered by 10,000 soldiers), he was sold into slavery, and apparently can't go ten minutes without fighting a giant. But, throughout it all, we learn that no matter how difficult life gets... it can still throw a dragon fight your way too, so watch out.

😈 The Creature: Zankallala

If there was ever a bite-sized creature you'd want to eat less than the Zankallala, I don't want to meet it.

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👻No one parties on Halloween Night like Nera and his friends

Because their parties involve making bracelets. And corpses. And making bracelets for corpses.

It's Samhain night, and Nera, a lowly spearman, accepts a dare from his king. It's a simple task that will change his life forever.

😈 The Creature: Ahuizotl

Just a simple dog with a hand on its tail running a protection racket by the lake.

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🎵 Music Credits

Everything is Not Fine by Breakmaster Cylinder
Dark Descends by Breakmaster Cylinder
Benchscoot by Breakmaster Cylinder
Revolving Doors Tenson by Breakmaster Cylinder
Softly Cyclical by Breakmaster Cylinder
The Voice is Still There by Breakmaster Cylinder
Belle Anette by Blue Dot Sessions

💪There's something powerful about confidence.

Except that, if you're not actually powerful...or generous...or deadly, pretending to be those things can get you in a lot of trouble. Only if you get caught, though. Three stories from South India of people who are faking it.

😈 The Creature: Okuri inu

Look, everyone wants a dog to hang out with them on the dark, scary road at night and protect them from dangerous mythological creatures. The problem is the Okuri Inu only protects you so that it can eat you itself.

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📖 The Book!

Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! FOR THE KING is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age.

If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us. Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

📊 The Survey

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🎵 Music Credits

Picaroo by Blue Dot Sessions
Smooth Edges by Blue Dot Sessions
Alright but here's the problem by Breakmaster Cylinder
All Those Fragile Little Pieces by Breakmaster Cylinder

🗡️Ortnit has it all.

The strength of twelve men. A secret, super lineage. A dwarven sword and unbreakable armor. The question is, what is he going to do with it? Start a war to try to date a princess? Start a war to try to date a princess!

😈 The Creature: Tarasque

If it looks like a Bowser, bites like a Bowser, and scratches like a Bowser, it's either a Bowser or it's the Tarasque. If it sings like a Bowser then it's probably a Jack Black.

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📖 The Book!

Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! FOR THE KING is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age.

If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us. Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

🔗 Links:

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🎵 Music Credits

Didion by Blue Dot Sessions
Corner at Mirabel by Blue Dot Sessions
Gilbert by Breakmaster Cylinder
World 4 - Trees by Breakmaster Cylinder
Pixelwash Synthwaves by Breakmaster Cylinder
Sequin Lobster by Breakmaster Cylinder

🕷️Spiders don't have tails, but this one has tales.

Anansi is one of the most famous folklore tricksters in the world, but we'll see that behind every great trickster...is likely a trail of broken and/or angry people who want to get even.

😈 The Creature: Tsuchinoko

People are crazy about this chonky snake. I honestly don't even get it.

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📖 The Book!

Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! FOR THE KING is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age.

If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us. Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

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🎵 Music Credits

Motherless Brooklyn by Breakmaster Cylinder
Signs in the Snow by Breakmaster Cylinder
Driptape by Blue Dot Sessions
Mazzaorra by Blue Dot Sessions
Patched In by Blue Dot Sessions
Basal Fife by Blue Dot Sessions

🔱It's Poseidon's turn.

On the podcast. Not to be king of the gods. He's actually totally not mad that his little brother is king. Because Zeus isn't the king of him. But Poseidon does do everything his brother says. Not because Zeus told him to, though. He just planned to do it anyway, so no problem.

😈 The Creature: The Alan

Just don't boil Alan's kids and you're good.

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📖 The Book!

Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! FOR THE KING is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age.

If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us. Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

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🎵 Music Credits

Just Leave Me Submerged by Breakmaster Cylinder
Lake Ditty by Blue Dot Sessions
Pinky by Blue Dot Sessions
Steamboater by Blue Dot Sessions
ick. by Breakmaster Cylinder

🗡️If at first you don't succeed, die, die again.

Ian's had a hard life. That life gets even more difficult when he falls in love with a woman who is (not-so-secretly) a deer. And who makes him eat her earwax.

😈 The Creature: The Charles Mill Lake Monster

This week, the state of Ohio flexes its greatest (super)natural resource: quirky cryptids.

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📖 The Book!

Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! FOR THE KING is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age.

If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us. Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

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Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership
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Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky

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🎵 Music Credits

Salmony by Blue Dot Sessions
Another Love Song from the Corner by Breakmaster Cylinder
8Bit Sadventure Time by Breakmaster Cylinder
Nightwatch Beetles by Breakmaster Cylinder
Sadly Here We Are Again by Breakmaster Cylinder
Lessita by Blue Dot Sessions

🐒 Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, knows a demon shakedown when he sees it.

And what's happening in this town, where people need to pay upwards of $30k (in 2026 USD) a year to a Buddha they never see? That's a shakedown. Does his master, the Tang Monk, believe him? Of course he doesn't.

😈 The Creature: Man-dragon

Hey, just because man-dragon knows something bad is about to happen and shows up there ahead of time doesn't mean he's obligated to tell you the bad thing that's going to happen.

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📖 The Book!

Myths and Legends has our first book coming out on December 1st! FOR THE KING is a comprehensive retelling of Arthurian legend, focused on humanity and written for the modern age.

If you like the podcast, you'll love the book, and preorders are a massive help to us. Check it out here: https://myths.link/preorder

🔗 Links:

Membership: https://www.mythpodcast.com/membership
Myths and Legends YouTube:https://myths.link/youtube

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Discord: https://myths.link/discord
Instagram: https://myths.link/instagram
Bluesky: https://myths.link/bluesky

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🎵 Music Credits

A Peaceful Plummet by Breakmaster Cylinder
Spheres of Doom by Breakmaster Cylinder
Damn Yea, Shebeasts! by Breakmaster Cylinder
Dislotec - Pitbull by Breakmaster Cylinder
Embers Bounce Around You on the Way Downward by Breakmaster Cylinder
Elmore Heights by Blue Dot Sessions