Sam and Justine are back and running on chaos energy.

Episode 38 covers everything from a bison throwing a man in the air at Yellowstone National Park, to a woman forming a genuine emotional bond with an octopus on a BC beach.

There's a whale paddleboard encounter in Newfoundland, a bear stealing a golf bag in Pitt Meadows, and then somehow it escalates to Teenies neighbour showing up at her front door with a mannequin head.

Classic Tuesday.

The girls also get into Gone Country Jamestown (espresso martinis out of an ice sculpture, cowboy hat beer funnels, and Western fight scenes), beef and bread class action lawsuits you can still claim money from, the horror of having no toilet at work, summer mom mode survival tips, and a surprisingly wholesome midnight pho run with teenagers.

Tune in for the chaos, stay for the accidental wisdom.

New eps every Tuesday.

• 0:00 – Intro & Episode 38 kicks off
• 2:00 – Summer mom mode & park dates
• 5:30 – Teaching kids to ride bikes (emotional milestone unlocked)
• 9:00 – Bison attack at Yellowstone National Park
• 14:00 – Bear steals a golf bag in Pitt Meadows
• 16:30 – Woman befriends an octopus on Vancouver Island beach
• 22:00 – My Octopus Teacher documentary recommendation
• 24:30 – Chameleons in South Africa & reptile chat
• 27:00 – Newfoundland whale paddleboard encounter
• 30:00 – Gone Country Jamestown recap (James Barker Band, speakeasy, espresso martinis)
• 38:00 – Sam's grade 10 English teacher at the door
• 40:00 – Mannequin head neighbour story (you won't believe this)
• 47:00 – No toilet at work / workplace rights rant
• 51:00 – The word "abhor" gets its moment
• 54:00 – Bread class action settlement & beef payout (free money!)
• 58:00 – Midnight pho run with teenagers
• 1:03:00 – Sleepover debate: helicopter mom or reasonable parent?
• 1:10:00 – Hot shirtless wood-chopping TikTok guy… where is he now?
• 1:12:00 – Jessica Simpson lookalike moment at Jamestown
• 1:15:00 – AirPod chaos (5 pods, none of them hers)
• 1:20:00 – Loop earplugs & ADHD brain talk
• 1:24:00 – Matching Sunzel Amazon pants & butt review
• 1:28:00 – Hysterectomy update, birth control chat
• 1:32:00 – Octopus joke & final send-off (pubic hair comeback debate)

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Justine has the puppy blues, a sleep deficit, and a confession about bully sticks that will haunt you.

Sam fell off a skateboard ON A DATE and gave herself a black eye in time for a Barbie birthday party.

We also solved plane hijackings via ChatGPT, debated whether college will exist in 10 years, and revealed our most expensive mistake (spoiler: husbands).

This is Feral Wisdom Pod — where overstimulated moms figure it out in real time.

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⏱️ TIMELINE / CHAPTERS0:00 – We're back in the pink chairs (finally)

0:15 – Justine has a newborn… it's a puppy

1:45 – The cat got on the roof again. At 4 AM. With the dog.

3:00 – Puppy blues are real and she's not okay

5:30 – ChatGPT can land a hijacked plane (we tested the theory)

9:00 – The throat chop hijacker sequence

9:45 – Will university even exist in 10 years?

13:00 – Sam fell off a skateboard on a DATE 🛹

14:30 – Black Eyed Barbie shows up to Ashley's birthday

16:00 – The Barbie wine tour & shoutouts

22:00 – Your last meal before being "legally murdered"

26:00 – Dirty martinis, picky eater icks & things that grind our gears

31:00 – Sam went viral (and the DMs were disturbing)

34:00 – Dumbest ways we've almost died

36:00 – The BULLY STICK REVEAL 🤢 (watch this one)

38:00 – Most expensive mistake: Husbands (60 points for two)

42:00 – Do we actually want a man with a plan?

48:00 – Why do we even do this podcast?

54:00 – Hot takes: air fryers, Stanley cups & smut whores

56:30 – See you next Tuesday, Feral Freaks 🐾

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We're doing makeup ON air this week — because why get ready before the podcast when you can do it DURING?

Join us for a full makeup chat while we cover our go-to products (drugstore vs. Sephora showdown), aging skin and rosacea flares, and why your setting spray matters more than you think.

Plus: mom brain moments of the week (glasses that weren't glasses), a man riding a bike with NO HANDS playing a ukulele, the pasta boil event of the summer, Drake's Janice apology parties, FIFA World Cup chaos, and a neck Botox reveal that's got the comments section riled up.

We're two moms from BC just out here telling the truth.

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0:00 – Intro & Canada Day weekend chat

2:30 – Rosacea flare, skincare struggles & the cat cameo

7:00 – Doing makeup LIVE: MAC Fix+, Tarte foundation, concealer tips

15:00 – Drugstore vs. Sephora debate & makeup artist shoutout

22:00 – Eyebrows, Wiener's Sephora debut & Charlotte Tilbury

28:00 – Mom brain moments: drinking glasses & Cariboo Ford

34:00 – Drake's Janice apology parties

37:00 – Blush, bronzer & contouring chat

44:00 – Cultus Lake pasta boil story & food adventures

49:00 – Alligator attack in Puerto Vallarta

51:00 – Blue Jays game trip & FIFA World Cup recap

54:00 – Neck Botox reveal & the Instagram comments drama

56:00 – Outro & birthday shoutout for Ashley

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Sam is podcasting live from bed post-surgery (we never miss a week), and Justine is surviving new puppy chaos, a stomach bug, and a husband lost to fantasy football.

This week:

Sam's hysterectomy complications and the near-miss that had us googling colostomy bags, a dominatrix making $1K/hour and the business model that actually makes sense, Oakridge's new luxury mall with Chanel and a champagne bar, McDonald's caviar kits, Taylor Swift's secret wedding (and why Sam would be the last person to tell), love languages, cuddle rooms, and the weird-girl stories we're apparently in.

Oh, and Sam accidentally ruined a surprise. The WhatsApp group was literally called "Shh, It's a Surprise."

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Feral Wisdom is back and absolutely unhinged. This week, Justine accidentally becomes a dog mom after being outvoted by her own children — one of whom suggested her parents get a divorce so they could get a dog at Dad's house. The dog's name is Brewski, he's from Nunavut, and she pulled over six inches out of the driveway to claim him.
Sam, meanwhile, is preparing for surgery while somehow finding time to spider-monkey a tree trunk, slide down it like a sandpaper stripper, and re-injure herself in the process. She also shares her go-to lines for shutting down annoying men, including the instant classic: "I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you."
We also get into: a robot toilet that drives itself to you, brain-swelling mosquitoes spotted near Squamish, two women who may have the smallest heads on the planet, Jelly Roll and Bunnie's divorce (and why announcing his open DMs was a choice), a Netflix documentary about a woman who faked a pregnancy and performed a DIY C-section, a residential mega-yacht called The World where 165 people live full-time and vote on where to sail next, gray-market peptides that are making hair fall out but also causing weight loss, dirty Diet Coke soda recipes from Mormon wives, the return of short kings, the Summer House drama recap, and much more.
It's a lot. It's feral. You're welcome.
New episodes every Tuesday.
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It's the Father's Day episode and we're fully in character — jorts, golf gear, Happy Dad hard seltzers, and zero shame.

Sam got sniped for her number at school pickup (yikes), Justine nearly got jump-scared in a parking lot, and somehow we end up deep in the Michael Jackson Netflix documentary and a rabbit hole about a guy who hits his face with a hammer for jawline gains.

We also share the best dad advice from Reddit, try resetting our nervous systems with a 40-second tongue-out exercise, and shout out our OG Feral Freaks.

Cheers to the good dads — you know who you are.

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00:00 Intro & Dad Costumes Reveal02:30 Sam Got Sniped for Her Number at School Pickup08:00 Justine's Parking Lot Jump Scare12:00 Dad Jokes & Groaner Roundup18:00 Best Dad Advice from Reddit26:00 40-Second Tongue Reset Challenge30:00 Bottle to Throttle & Dad Maxing Explained34:00 Clavicular & the Hammer Face Guy40:00 The Michael Jackson Netflix Documentary48:00 Outdoor Therapy & Golf Simulator Counseling52:00 North Star Ink Hat Collab Shoutout54:00 Outro & Cheers to the Good Dads

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We finally got the equipment working (after 3 hours of chaos) and we had A LOT to cover.

This week on Feral Wisdom:

🐾 Our most chaotic setup yet — nothing worked, we don't care🕵️ Justine reveals she has family living in a cult in New Zealand — and there's a documentary⚰️ The Coffin Crasher business idea: get paid $500 to cry at a stranger's funeral and leave in a limo☕ Our 90s hip hop ice coffee van startup pitch💊 An honest conversation about mental health, medication, and the loneliness spiral

Listen wherever you get podcasts.

Timeline:

0:00 – Intro & 3 hours of technical chaos

5:46 – Family in a cult reveal

7:24 – What even is the legal definition of a cult?

11:03 – The Coffin Crasher business idea

16:60 – Ice coffee van that bumps 90s hip hop

25:54 – Mental health check-in & starting medication

30:12 – Celebrity sex tapes: why don't they exist anymore?

35:56 – AI data centers explained (kind of)

44:29 – Outro

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We're back, freaks! Episode 31 of Feral Wisdom Podcast is LIVE and we recorded it IN A BAR — The Fox's Reach on 203rd Street in Maple Ridge.

Yes, we are feral. Yes, we are free. No, we are not sorry.

This week we're joined by Bridget - Co-Owner of The Reach Pub, mother, wife, hoarder of siblings and lover of everyone, (unless you're unkind - AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. A surprise appearance by Larry (a local retired pimp, apparently), Burt Reynolds (not that one), and a rotating cast of absolute characters while we taste test cocktails, debate whether you can fight six little people, spiral into a conversation about strawberry chemicals, adoption stories that'll give you goosebumps, and someone admits they started a podcast while recovering from a hysterectomy.

Oh, and our camera died for 10 minutes. We kept recording anyway. That's the energy.

🍹 Drinks were consumed. 🦀 Seafood croissants were eaten. 🎤 Chaos was had.

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📍 Recorded LIVE at The Fox's Reach — Maple Ridge, BC

🎙️ Hosted by the Feral Wives of Maple Ridge

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Chapters:

0:00 Welcome to The Fox's Reach — We're recording in a bar

2:20 Scientology is a religion? A debate begins

5:54 "I evolved like a Pokémon — I have my necks"

9:00 Going out with old friends & the kids-at-restaurants rant

14:10 Underage drinking debates & parenting philosophy

22:30 The adoption story that will give you actual goosebumps

30:30 Strawberries are sprayed with what?? (Erin Brockovich energy)

33:30 "Please hold — bathroom break" (we really did this)

37:30 Larry enters the chat — bartender, legend, alleged former pimp

42:00 Cocktail taste test & "The Finest Alcohols in the World"

45:00 Can you fight six little people? A serious debate

50:00 Jäger bomb diplomacy with Burt Reynolds

52:30 The seafood croissant crab arrives

55:00 Camera dies. We keep recording. Audio only era begins

1:00:10 Camera's back! Picking up where we left off

1:04:06 See you next week, freaks