What happens when two sleep-deprived moms survive the first day back at school? Absolute chaos.

This week on the Feral Wisdom Podcast, Sam and Teenie spiral through the most unhinged conversation yet: AI literally breaking out of its sandbox to hack a company, raccoons on fentanyl needing Narcan, the discovery that you can check out a DOG at the Vancouver Public Library, and why you should bury a sausage before your wedding (yes, really — and there's an Etsy witch involved).

Plus: ChatGPT calls Teenie "Mother," Bonnie Blue's baby announcement is unhinged, the average person has 4.6 lifetime partners (how do you have .6 of a person?), Heidi Montag dropped a matcha banger, and Burning Man sounds like the most beautiful nightmare on earth.

We also talk past lives, ADHD soul theory, Nicole Kidman being a literal witch, and a very important message about Suicide Prevention Month. Grab your nuts and press play, feral freaks. 🐿️🔔 Follow us on Spotify, Apple, Amazon, iheart radio, Goodpods — literally everywhere. We can't be contained.Chapters:Back to School Freedom 0:00Dog vs. Vacuum Wars 1:26Dreams vs. Reality at 37 2:07Psychic Predictions Came True 3:10You Can Check Out a Dog at the Library 5:29Bonnie Blue's Wild Baby Announcement 8:124.6 Lifetime Partners?! 10:39Bury a Sausage & Hire an Etsy Witch 12:58AI Broke Out of Its Cage 16:26Fentanyl Raccoons Need Narcan 22:50ADHD: Your Soul Is on the Outside 26:22What Kind of Learner Are You? 31:57ChatGPT Calls Me Mother 34:22Heidi Montag's Matcha Anthem 41:16Burning Man Explained 44:46Banff or Bust 52:55Past Lives & Soul Mates 55:20Nicole Kidman Is a Witch 57:04Suicide Awareness & You Are Loved 58:04Dad Jokes & Outro 58:48

The WNBA dropped $4 million on a consulting firm just to be told their roster is 100% women — and somehow that's a problem.

Sam and Justine unpack that, plus a trapeze artist's midair bathroom emergency, perimenopause and HRT breakthroughs, kidulting, a chaotic this-or-that game that reveals way too much about bathroom habits, and alien octopus DNA.

Plus: spray tan adventures, the cop car search continues, and back-to-school shopping chaos.

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Time: Chapter:

0:00 Intro & Catching Up

5:35 Kidulting: Adults Playing Kid Games

8:10 Samazon & Jamazon: Our Amazon Store

10:33 Cop Car Research Update

12:46 Spray Tan Experience at K Mac Beauty

16:09 Perimenopause Symptoms & HRT Breakthroughs

20:16 Switzerland's Menopause Leave Policy

21:18 Trapeze Artist Diarrhea Disaster

23:34 WNBA Bans Women's Wednesday

27:20 WNBA Mascot Game: Female Product Edition

30:57 Kacey Musgraves' Disco Balls

32:47 Dog Ate My Panties

33:46 Kids' Lemonade Stand Hustle

35:14 Back to School Shopping

37:04 Shoe Waterproofing Hack

38:04 Stanley Cups from Winners

40:04 This or That: Hot Takes

50:50 Shoes in the House Debate

52:37 David Eby & Trump's Lake America

55:27 Octopuses Have Alien DNA

59:54 Lindsay Clancy Jury Deliberations

62:00 Egg Joke Outro

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Samantha and Teenie are running on fumes — between back-to-school chaos, hiding in the shower for an hour of peace, and losing the ability to form full sentences, this episode has it ALL.

Teenie recaps the most beautiful wedding she's ever been to (butter yellow bridesmaids, personalized notes for 100+ guests, Hugo spritzes), while Samantha shares a devastating discovery about dog meat farms that left her questioning everything.

Plus: Teenie's 14-year-old asks a surprisingly deep question about cop cars, we dive into celebrity clone conspiracy theories (Usher? Avril? Britney?!), answer our first "Dear Feral" letter about a 13,000km long-distance situationship, debate why modern country stars can't handle their liquor like 80s rock stars, and so much more.

Grab a Caesar and settle in — this one's a wild ride. 🤍

Timeline / Chapters:

0:00 Intro & Mom Burnout Is Real

0:51 Ali Wong Live & Dating Younger Men

2:00 Back-to-School Chaos & Losing Our Minds

2:38 "If I Could Be As Thin As My Patience"

3:16 Hiding in the Shower & Overstimulated Mom Life

4:19 Girls' Night Out Plans

5:03 Gigi's Celebration of Life

5:48 How Long Do You Wanna Live? Muscle Mass & Diapers

7:14 The Best Wedding Teenie's Ever Been To

8:31 Butter Yellow Bridesmaids & Personalized Notes

10:40 Wedding Food, Hugo Spritzes & the Morning After Caesar

11:36 What Will Weddings Look Like When Our Kids Get Married?

13:31 Chloe's Devastating (and Hilarious) Goodnight Text

14:53 Parenting Girls: "A Bag Full of Surprise Emotions"

16:33 Bonus Mom Appreciation & Single Mom Respect

17:46 Perimenopause Barbie & Falling Apart

19:12 Summer vs. Fall & El Niña Hopes

20:33 Teenie's Autopilot Drive-Home Fail

22:29 Tim Horton's Breakfast Betrayal

23:53 Colin Scores a Header! Kids' Sports Exhaustion

25:21 "My Favorite Animal Is Moms" — Can't Relate

26:33 Setting Boundaries & Saying No

28:24 The Dog Meat Discovery That Ruined Samantha's Week

32:26 "What Kind of Cars Do Police Drive?" — A 14-Year-Old's Deep Question

35:33 "Dear Feral": 13,000km Long-Distance Situationship Advice

40:30 "She Smiles With Her Lower Teeth" Trend

41:51 Celebrity Clone Conspiracy Theories

44:05 Dawson Gray & the Feral Wisdom Rap We Need

45:01 Why Don't Chickens Wear Underwear? (Joke)

46:01 Why Modern Country Stars Can't Party Like 80s Rock Stars

48:41 Lindsay Clancy Trial Discussion

55:05 TV Recs: Tires, Reacher, Kitchen Nightmares

57:19 Devil's Elbow BBQ & Teenie's Brisket Dreams

59:51 Goat Poop Stickers Explained

1:00:19 Outro & Love to the Feral Freaks

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What if Earth lost gravity for 7 seconds?

Baby octopuses are literally running fight clubs, neon squid are launching out of the ocean like fighter jets, and a Canadian town just gave TREES legal rights.

Also, we got hit on by teenage cowboys at a concert, someone's brother got locked in a dryer, and we're officially launching a dating advice segment. This episode has ZERO chill. 🍆

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⏱️ TIMELINE / CHAPTERS:

0:00 - Intro & Episode 42

0:09 - Solar Eclipse & Planets Aligned

2:00 - Project Aether: What If Gravity Disappeared for 7 Seconds?

5:30 - Would You Go To The Moon?

6:00 - Claustrophobia & Rocket Ships

8:00 - The Dryer Story: How Claustrophobia Is Born

10:50 - Baby Octopus Fight Club (Yes, Real)

13:00 - Neon Flying Squid = Ocean Fighter Jets1

6:00 - Canadian Town Gives Trees Legal Rights

17:30 - Spider Mites Are Destroying Our Gardens

19:05 - Girls' Night & The Blockbuster Parking Lot Quote

21:00 - Getting Hit On By Teenage Cowboys At A Concert

28:00 - A Cowboy Knocked On My Door For A Bunk Bed

31:30 - Pogo Sticks & Trachea Chops

33:00 - Bully Sticks Are... What?!

35:00 - Steak, Eggs & Horseradish

37:00 - The Yellow VW Van & Dick Tire Caps

40:00 - WTF Pots On Etsy (You Can't Unsee These)

42:00 - Eggplant Parmesan: The Segment Returns

43:30 - NEW SEGMENT: Feral Dating Advice

44:30 - Love Is Blind Is Coming To CANADA

46:00 - Dating As An Adult Is Exhausting

50:00 - Smash Rooms & Rugby

53:00 - We're Bursting At The Seams

54:30 - Outro & See You Next Tuesday

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Good morning, good afternoon, good day, good evening — and welcome to Episode 41 of the Feral Wisdom Podcast, where we're officially sharing ONE brain cell between the two of us and it's not going well.

This week we get into:

🧠 Mom brain & nervous system burnout — why summer is basically a trauma sport💍 Selling the engagement ring (and feeling RELIEVED about it)🐻 A bear that learned to open car doors (and got trapped in one)🎙️ What it actually means to be a "feral freak" — we looked it up💀 The Perez Hilton TikTok situation🎬 Victorious cast filmed DRUNK? Dan Schneider allegations explained🐦 Animal group names that will blow your mind (a flamboyance of flamingos?!)🚗 Karaoke Uber dreams, Cash Cab nostalgia & why we need to bring back FUN🛒 Helping an old lady with potatoes at Save-On — and worrying about her driving home

Plus: prime rib dates at the Black Sheep Pub, the "I need no one to need me for 24 hours" quote, breast implant illness Facebook groups, Shein being sued, toxic foot patches, and whether your BO smells like onions or ground beef.

If you're a little unhinged, perpetually needed, and fuelled by chaos and chaos alone — you are one of ours. 🖤

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40 episodes in and we have absolutely NOT gotten more professional.

This week: We celebrate episode 40 by discussing Justin Bieber's Twitch ball pit, a woman who is fully, legally married in her heart to a nurse shark named Alan, the labia PSA nobody asked for, the toilet paper butthole muffling technique (you know it, we know it), and whether selling body parts on the black market is a viable side hustle.

Also: nipple hairs, chin hairs, personality-less jelly beans, universal school bathrooms, and Teenie almost missed a dentist appointment because of an Abraca-shabra sandwich.

This is Feral Wisdom. We tried to be normal. We failed.

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We tried low-alcohol wine, sold our organs for Spice Girls tickets, and somehow ended up explaining why parasitic diarrhea is actually a wellness hack. Episode 39 is unhinged and we are NOT sorry.Sam and Justine are back — sweaty, chaotic, and completely off the rails. This week: the heat is unbearable, the wine is surprisingly good (only 6% ABV, calm down), and the conversation goes from '90s nostalgia to strip club trauma to dog treats made from bull penises faster than you can say "piss whistle." Oh, and there's a birthday shoutout to their ride-or-die best friend Wiener — yes, that's her nickname, and yes, there's a story.Grab a Lay Low wine, a cold compress, and buckle up. This one's a lot.This episode covers:- The Spice Girls reunion rumor and how many organs we'd sell to go.- Parasitic diarrhea lettuce and why it might be a summer body hack.- The full origin story of "Wiener" (Vegas. Strip club. Male dancers. You'll understand.)- Gym bro music evolution: Drake → Miley → Divorced Dad Rock → David Goggins- '90s things that made you look rich (waterbeds, basement bars, fridge ice dispensers)- Dunkaroos are back and Soda Licious needs to come back too.- Dog treats that are literally bull penises and why Teenies husband calls them "piss whistles".- The communal sock bin controversy.- Sam's upcoming hysterectomy surgery — and asking her surgeon for a free tummy tuck while he's in there.New episodes every week. Subscribe so you don't miss the chaos.feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, sam and justine, women podcast, comedy podcast, funny podcast, best friends podcast, girl talk podcast, unfiltered podcast, adult humor podcast, funny women, podcast for women, girlfriend podcast, chaotic podcast, real talk podcast, wine podcast, lay low wine, low alcohol wine, rosé review, wine review, spice girls 2024, spice girls reunion, spice girls tour, 90s nostalgia, 90s kids, growing up in the 90s, 90s things, 90s memories, what was cool in the 90s, backstreet boys vs nsync, blockbuster video, dunkaroos, tamagotchi, waterbed, 90s rich kid, parasitic diarrhea, diarrhea lettuce, taco bell recall, gut health humor, gym motivation music, david goggins, gym culture, bully sticks for dogs, piss whistle, dog treats, moose knuckle, funny dog stories, hysterectomy, womens health humor, surgery humor, tummy tuck, vegas bachelorette, strip club stories, male strippers, bachelorette party, birthday episode, happy 40th birthday, sock bin, communal sock bin, south africa childhood, growing up in south africa

Sam and Justine are back and running on chaos energy.

Episode 38 covers everything from a bison throwing a man in the air at Yellowstone National Park, to a woman forming a genuine emotional bond with an octopus on a BC beach.

There's a whale paddleboard encounter in Newfoundland, a bear stealing a golf bag in Pitt Meadows, and then somehow it escalates to Teenies neighbour showing up at her front door with a mannequin head.

Classic Tuesday.

The girls also get into Gone Country Jamestown (espresso martinis out of an ice sculpture, cowboy hat beer funnels, and Western fight scenes), beef and bread class action lawsuits you can still claim money from, the horror of having no toilet at work, summer mom mode survival tips, and a surprisingly wholesome midnight pho run with teenagers.

Tune in for the chaos, stay for the accidental wisdom.

New eps every Tuesday.

• 0:00 – Intro & Episode 38 kicks off
• 2:00 – Summer mom mode & park dates
• 5:30 – Teaching kids to ride bikes (emotional milestone unlocked)
• 9:00 – Bison attack at Yellowstone National Park
• 14:00 – Bear steals a golf bag in Pitt Meadows
• 16:30 – Woman befriends an octopus on Vancouver Island beach
• 22:00 – My Octopus Teacher documentary recommendation
• 24:30 – Chameleons in South Africa & reptile chat
• 27:00 – Newfoundland whale paddleboard encounter
• 30:00 – Gone Country Jamestown recap (James Barker Band, speakeasy, espresso martinis)
• 38:00 – Sam's grade 10 English teacher at the door
• 40:00 – Mannequin head neighbour story (you won't believe this)
• 47:00 – No toilet at work / workplace rights rant
• 51:00 – The word "abhor" gets its moment
• 54:00 – Bread class action settlement & beef payout (free money!)
• 58:00 – Midnight pho run with teenagers
• 1:03:00 – Sleepover debate: helicopter mom or reasonable parent?
• 1:10:00 – Hot shirtless wood-chopping TikTok guy… where is he now?
• 1:12:00 – Jessica Simpson lookalike moment at Jamestown
• 1:15:00 – AirPod chaos (5 pods, none of them hers)
• 1:20:00 – Loop earplugs & ADHD brain talk
• 1:24:00 – Matching Sunzel Amazon pants & butt review
• 1:28:00 – Hysterectomy update, birth control chat
• 1:32:00 – Octopus joke & final send-off (pubic hair comeback debate)

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