Sam and Justine are back and running on chaos energy.

Episode 38 covers everything from a bison throwing a man in the air at Yellowstone National Park, to a woman forming a genuine emotional bond with an octopus on a BC beach.

There's a whale paddleboard encounter in Newfoundland, a bear stealing a golf bag in Pitt Meadows, and then somehow it escalates to Teenies neighbour showing up at her front door with a mannequin head.

Classic Tuesday.

The girls also get into Gone Country Jamestown (espresso martinis out of an ice sculpture, cowboy hat beer funnels, and Western fight scenes), beef and bread class action lawsuits you can still claim money from, the horror of having no toilet at work, summer mom mode survival tips, and a surprisingly wholesome midnight pho run with teenagers.

Tune in for the chaos, stay for the accidental wisdom.

New eps every Tuesday.

• 0:00 – Intro & Episode 38 kicks off
• 2:00 – Summer mom mode & park dates
• 5:30 – Teaching kids to ride bikes (emotional milestone unlocked)
• 9:00 – Bison attack at Yellowstone National Park
• 14:00 – Bear steals a golf bag in Pitt Meadows
• 16:30 – Woman befriends an octopus on Vancouver Island beach
• 22:00 – My Octopus Teacher documentary recommendation
• 24:30 – Chameleons in South Africa & reptile chat
• 27:00 – Newfoundland whale paddleboard encounter
• 30:00 – Gone Country Jamestown recap (James Barker Band, speakeasy, espresso martinis)
• 38:00 – Sam's grade 10 English teacher at the door
• 40:00 – Mannequin head neighbour story (you won't believe this)
• 47:00 – No toilet at work / workplace rights rant
• 51:00 – The word "abhor" gets its moment
• 54:00 – Bread class action settlement & beef payout (free money!)
• 58:00 – Midnight pho run with teenagers
• 1:03:00 – Sleepover debate: helicopter mom or reasonable parent?
• 1:10:00 – Hot shirtless wood-chopping TikTok guy… where is he now?
• 1:12:00 – Jessica Simpson lookalike moment at Jamestown
• 1:15:00 – AirPod chaos (5 pods, none of them hers)
• 1:20:00 – Loop earplugs & ADHD brain talk
• 1:24:00 – Matching Sunzel Amazon pants & butt review
• 1:28:00 – Hysterectomy update, birth control chat
• 1:32:00 – Octopus joke & final send-off (pubic hair comeback debate)

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Justine has the puppy blues, a sleep deficit, and a confession about bully sticks that will haunt you.

Sam fell off a skateboard ON A DATE and gave herself a black eye in time for a Barbie birthday party.

We also solved plane hijackings via ChatGPT, debated whether college will exist in 10 years, and revealed our most expensive mistake (spoiler: husbands).

This is Feral Wisdom Pod — where overstimulated moms figure it out in real time.

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⏱️ TIMELINE / CHAPTERS0:00 – We're back in the pink chairs (finally)

0:15 – Justine has a newborn… it's a puppy

1:45 – The cat got on the roof again. At 4 AM. With the dog.

3:00 – Puppy blues are real and she's not okay

5:30 – ChatGPT can land a hijacked plane (we tested the theory)

9:00 – The throat chop hijacker sequence

9:45 – Will university even exist in 10 years?

13:00 – Sam fell off a skateboard on a DATE 🛹

14:30 – Black Eyed Barbie shows up to Ashley's birthday

16:00 – The Barbie wine tour & shoutouts

22:00 – Your last meal before being "legally murdered"

26:00 – Dirty martinis, picky eater icks & things that grind our gears

31:00 – Sam went viral (and the DMs were disturbing)

34:00 – Dumbest ways we've almost died

36:00 – The BULLY STICK REVEAL 🤢 (watch this one)

38:00 – Most expensive mistake: Husbands (60 points for two)

42:00 – Do we actually want a man with a plan?

48:00 – Why do we even do this podcast?

54:00 – Hot takes: air fryers, Stanley cups & smut whores

56:30 – See you next Tuesday, Feral Freaks 🐾

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We're doing makeup ON air this week — because why get ready before the podcast when you can do it DURING?

Join us for a full makeup chat while we cover our go-to products (drugstore vs. Sephora showdown), aging skin and rosacea flares, and why your setting spray matters more than you think.

Plus: mom brain moments of the week (glasses that weren't glasses), a man riding a bike with NO HANDS playing a ukulele, the pasta boil event of the summer, Drake's Janice apology parties, FIFA World Cup chaos, and a neck Botox reveal that's got the comments section riled up.

We're two moms from BC just out here telling the truth.

New episodes every Tuesday.

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0:00 – Intro & Canada Day weekend chat

2:30 – Rosacea flare, skincare struggles & the cat cameo

7:00 – Doing makeup LIVE: MAC Fix+, Tarte foundation, concealer tips

15:00 – Drugstore vs. Sephora debate & makeup artist shoutout

22:00 – Eyebrows, Wiener's Sephora debut & Charlotte Tilbury

28:00 – Mom brain moments: drinking glasses & Cariboo Ford

34:00 – Drake's Janice apology parties

37:00 – Blush, bronzer & contouring chat

44:00 – Cultus Lake pasta boil story & food adventures

49:00 – Alligator attack in Puerto Vallarta

51:00 – Blue Jays game trip & FIFA World Cup recap

54:00 – Neck Botox reveal & the Instagram comments drama

56:00 – Outro & birthday shoutout for Ashley

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