What happens when two sleep-deprived moms survive the first day back at school? Absolute chaos.

This week on the Feral Wisdom Podcast, Sam and Teenie spiral through the most unhinged conversation yet: AI literally breaking out of its sandbox to hack a company, raccoons on fentanyl needing Narcan, the discovery that you can check out a DOG at the Vancouver Public Library, and why you should bury a sausage before your wedding (yes, really — and there's an Etsy witch involved).

Plus: ChatGPT calls Teenie "Mother," Bonnie Blue's baby announcement is unhinged, the average person has 4.6 lifetime partners (how do you have .6 of a person?), Heidi Montag dropped a matcha banger, and Burning Man sounds like the most beautiful nightmare on earth.

We also talk past lives, ADHD soul theory, Nicole Kidman being a literal witch, and a very important message about Suicide Prevention Month. Grab your nuts and press play, feral freaks. 🐿️🔔 Follow us on Spotify, Apple, Amazon, iheart radio, Goodpods — literally everywhere. We can't be contained.Chapters:Back to School Freedom 0:00Dog vs. Vacuum Wars 1:26Dreams vs. Reality at 37 2:07Psychic Predictions Came True 3:10You Can Check Out a Dog at the Library 5:29Bonnie Blue's Wild Baby Announcement 8:124.6 Lifetime Partners?! 10:39Bury a Sausage & Hire an Etsy Witch 12:58AI Broke Out of Its Cage 16:26Fentanyl Raccoons Need Narcan 22:50ADHD: Your Soul Is on the Outside 26:22What Kind of Learner Are You? 31:57ChatGPT Calls Me Mother 34:22Heidi Montag's Matcha Anthem 41:16Burning Man Explained 44:46Banff or Bust 52:55Past Lives & Soul Mates 55:20Nicole Kidman Is a Witch 57:04Suicide Awareness & You Are Loved 58:04Dad Jokes & Outro 58:48

The WNBA dropped $4 million on a consulting firm just to be told their roster is 100% women — and somehow that's a problem.

Sam and Justine unpack that, plus a trapeze artist's midair bathroom emergency, perimenopause and HRT breakthroughs, kidulting, a chaotic this-or-that game that reveals way too much about bathroom habits, and alien octopus DNA.

Plus: spray tan adventures, the cop car search continues, and back-to-school shopping chaos.

Follow for more feral wisdom every week!

Time: Chapter:

0:00 Intro & Catching Up

5:35 Kidulting: Adults Playing Kid Games

8:10 Samazon & Jamazon: Our Amazon Store

10:33 Cop Car Research Update

12:46 Spray Tan Experience at K Mac Beauty

16:09 Perimenopause Symptoms & HRT Breakthroughs

20:16 Switzerland's Menopause Leave Policy

21:18 Trapeze Artist Diarrhea Disaster

23:34 WNBA Bans Women's Wednesday

27:20 WNBA Mascot Game: Female Product Edition

30:57 Kacey Musgraves' Disco Balls

32:47 Dog Ate My Panties

33:46 Kids' Lemonade Stand Hustle

35:14 Back to School Shopping

37:04 Shoe Waterproofing Hack

38:04 Stanley Cups from Winners

40:04 This or That: Hot Takes

50:50 Shoes in the House Debate

52:37 David Eby & Trump's Lake America

55:27 Octopuses Have Alien DNA

59:54 Lindsay Clancy Jury Deliberations

62:00 Egg Joke Outro

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Samantha and Teenie are running on fumes — between back-to-school chaos, hiding in the shower for an hour of peace, and losing the ability to form full sentences, this episode has it ALL.

Teenie recaps the most beautiful wedding she's ever been to (butter yellow bridesmaids, personalized notes for 100+ guests, Hugo spritzes), while Samantha shares a devastating discovery about dog meat farms that left her questioning everything.

Plus: Teenie's 14-year-old asks a surprisingly deep question about cop cars, we dive into celebrity clone conspiracy theories (Usher? Avril? Britney?!), answer our first "Dear Feral" letter about a 13,000km long-distance situationship, debate why modern country stars can't handle their liquor like 80s rock stars, and so much more.

Grab a Caesar and settle in — this one's a wild ride. 🤍

Timeline / Chapters:

0:00 Intro & Mom Burnout Is Real

0:51 Ali Wong Live & Dating Younger Men

2:00 Back-to-School Chaos & Losing Our Minds

2:38 "If I Could Be As Thin As My Patience"

3:16 Hiding in the Shower & Overstimulated Mom Life

4:19 Girls' Night Out Plans

5:03 Gigi's Celebration of Life

5:48 How Long Do You Wanna Live? Muscle Mass & Diapers

7:14 The Best Wedding Teenie's Ever Been To

8:31 Butter Yellow Bridesmaids & Personalized Notes

10:40 Wedding Food, Hugo Spritzes & the Morning After Caesar

11:36 What Will Weddings Look Like When Our Kids Get Married?

13:31 Chloe's Devastating (and Hilarious) Goodnight Text

14:53 Parenting Girls: "A Bag Full of Surprise Emotions"

16:33 Bonus Mom Appreciation & Single Mom Respect

17:46 Perimenopause Barbie & Falling Apart

19:12 Summer vs. Fall & El Niña Hopes

20:33 Teenie's Autopilot Drive-Home Fail

22:29 Tim Horton's Breakfast Betrayal

23:53 Colin Scores a Header! Kids' Sports Exhaustion

25:21 "My Favorite Animal Is Moms" — Can't Relate

26:33 Setting Boundaries & Saying No

28:24 The Dog Meat Discovery That Ruined Samantha's Week

32:26 "What Kind of Cars Do Police Drive?" — A 14-Year-Old's Deep Question

35:33 "Dear Feral": 13,000km Long-Distance Situationship Advice

40:30 "She Smiles With Her Lower Teeth" Trend

41:51 Celebrity Clone Conspiracy Theories

44:05 Dawson Gray & the Feral Wisdom Rap We Need

45:01 Why Don't Chickens Wear Underwear? (Joke)

46:01 Why Modern Country Stars Can't Party Like 80s Rock Stars

48:41 Lindsay Clancy Trial Discussion

55:05 TV Recs: Tires, Reacher, Kitchen Nightmares

57:19 Devil's Elbow BBQ & Teenie's Brisket Dreams

59:51 Goat Poop Stickers Explained

1:00:19 Outro & Love to the Feral Freaks

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