What happens when two sleep-deprived moms survive the first day back at school? Absolute chaos.

This week on the Feral Wisdom Podcast, Sam and Teenie spiral through the most unhinged conversation yet: AI literally breaking out of its sandbox to hack a company, raccoons on fentanyl needing Narcan, the discovery that you can check out a DOG at the Vancouver Public Library, and why you should bury a sausage before your wedding (yes, really — and there's an Etsy witch involved).

Plus: ChatGPT calls Teenie "Mother," Bonnie Blue's baby announcement is unhinged, the average person has 4.6 lifetime partners (how do you have .6 of a person?), Heidi Montag dropped a matcha banger, and Burning Man sounds like the most beautiful nightmare on earth.

We also talk past lives, ADHD soul theory, Nicole Kidman being a literal witch, and a very important message about Suicide Prevention Month. Grab your nuts and press play, feral freaks. 🐿️🔔 Follow us on Spotify, Apple, Amazon, iheart radio, Goodpods — literally everywhere. We can't be contained.Chapters:Back to School Freedom 0:00Dog vs. Vacuum Wars 1:26Dreams vs. Reality at 37 2:07Psychic Predictions Came True 3:10You Can Check Out a Dog at the Library 5:29Bonnie Blue's Wild Baby Announcement 8:124.6 Lifetime Partners?! 10:39Bury a Sausage & Hire an Etsy Witch 12:58AI Broke Out of Its Cage 16:26Fentanyl Raccoons Need Narcan 22:50ADHD: Your Soul Is on the Outside 26:22What Kind of Learner Are You? 31:57ChatGPT Calls Me Mother 34:22Heidi Montag's Matcha Anthem 41:16Burning Man Explained 44:46Banff or Bust 52:55Past Lives & Soul Mates 55:20Nicole Kidman Is a Witch 57:04Suicide Awareness & You Are Loved 58:04Dad Jokes & Outro 58:48