The WNBA dropped $4 million on a consulting firm just to be told their roster is 100% women — and somehow that's a problem.

Sam and Justine unpack that, plus a trapeze artist's midair bathroom emergency, perimenopause and HRT breakthroughs, kidulting, a chaotic this-or-that game that reveals way too much about bathroom habits, and alien octopus DNA.

Plus: spray tan adventures, the cop car search continues, and back-to-school shopping chaos.

Follow for more feral wisdom every week!

Time: Chapter:

0:00 Intro & Catching Up

5:35 Kidulting: Adults Playing Kid Games

8:10 Samazon & Jamazon: Our Amazon Store

10:33 Cop Car Research Update

12:46 Spray Tan Experience at K Mac Beauty

16:09 Perimenopause Symptoms & HRT Breakthroughs

20:16 Switzerland's Menopause Leave Policy

21:18 Trapeze Artist Diarrhea Disaster

23:34 WNBA Bans Women's Wednesday

27:20 WNBA Mascot Game: Female Product Edition

30:57 Kacey Musgraves' Disco Balls

32:47 Dog Ate My Panties

33:46 Kids' Lemonade Stand Hustle

35:14 Back to School Shopping

37:04 Shoe Waterproofing Hack

38:04 Stanley Cups from Winners

40:04 This or That: Hot Takes

50:50 Shoes in the House Debate

52:37 David Eby & Trump's Lake America

55:27 Octopuses Have Alien DNA

59:54 Lindsay Clancy Jury Deliberations

62:00 Egg Joke Outro

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