It’s a Blondie Battle double header and this one’s bursting with more chaos than a backyard BBQ gone wrong. 🇺🇸 First up: the American Citizenship Test. One of us is a born-and-bred patriot, the other is a blonde Aussie who thought “Uncle Sam” was a guy you meet at a diner. Can either of us pass? Honestly… you might do better.

Then we go head-to-head in a bonus round that’s strictly alliteration. That’s right — the second battle is brought to you by the letter B for blonde, battle, barely making sense, and brain cells burning. If you love language and light-hearted lunacy, this is your episode.

Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggles and national concern.

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The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run) 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan. Our Marketing and Publicist Blondies: Amanda and Jed Brophy! Thank you.

This week on Blondies Out Loud: Daxton’s seeing the world through dilated eyes, Hayden’s making bold moves (and possibly ruffling feathers), and the Blondies dive deep into their never-ending list of pet peeves. Buckle up—it’s opinionated, outrageous, and oh-so-blondie.

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The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run) 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan. Our Marketing and Publicist Blondies: Amanda and Jed Brophy! Thank you.

Daxton is demanding an apology (again), and this time, it kicks off a full-blown Blondie breakdown of what makes a good apology—and why most people suck at giving one. Hayden steps up to the plate… but why is he delivering his heartfelt moment from a bathroom stall?! Then, after 3+ years of skipping the big screen, Hayden braves the cinema and shares his very dramatic review. Daxton invents a game that only he enjoys (classic), and finally—Hayden sings. Yes, sings. Cover your ears, open your hearts, and prepare to rate it out of ten.

The Blondies Classic Hat and the Blackout Hat are finally in our hands — and can now be in yours too at blondiesmedia.net. You’re welcome.

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The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run) 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan. Our Marketing and Publicist Blondies: Amanda and Jed Brophy! Thank you.

Prepare your ears and maybe your therapist, because Dax is coming in spicy. We're kicking things off with a deep dive into the world of adult films (sorry Kevin’s search history), then pivoting — naturally — to which animal we’d most want to be taken out by. We’re talking death by Moose? Crushed by a croc? The options are endless. Hayden’s also quizzing Dax on the world’s deadliest animals, and let’s just say the results are... not reassuring. Plus, Patreon pals, we need your help — we've got some name ideas and need your votes! 🐍🔥🎥

The Blondies Classic Hat and the Blackout Hat are finally in our hands — and can now be in yours too at blondiesmedia.net. You’re welcome.

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The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run) 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan. Our Marketing and Publicist Blondies: Amanda and Jed Brophy! Thank you.

It’s a triple-blondie takeover this week and things get real unhinged! We’re joined by a very familiar third blonde from our reality TV days, and let’s just say the debauchery is back in full swing. Pride Month has us testing each other’s allyship (spoiler: there’s a clear winner), Daxton’s has bones to pick and he ain't afraid to pick them, and the Broadway lyric-off? Absolutely despicable all round.

We also unpack the reality TV phenomenon of “hard ice” — those silent, shady, off-camera moments. Buckle up, besties. Thank you to Elijah Malcomb Instagram: @elimusic1 TikTok: @elithemalcomb

The Blondies Classic Hat and the Blackout Hat are finally in our hands — and can now be in yours too at blondiesmedia.net. You’re welcome.

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The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run) 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan. Our Marketing and Publicist Blondies: Amanda and Jed Brophy! Thank you.

The Blondies are officially dirty 30, and we’re throwing the kind of party only we could plan—equal parts chaos, competition, and questionable judgment.
We’re rating reality shows, revisiting Seven Minutes in Heaven (dangerous!), and of course, forcing Elizabeth to referee our nonsense. It’s Blondie vs. Blondie, and nobody’s playing fair.

Come for the birthday vibes, stay for the unfiltered hilarity—and maybe learn which reality show we’d absolutely crash and burn on. This milestone episode is messy, loud, and oh-so us. 💋🎉

The Blondies Classic Hat and the Blackout Hat are finally in our hands — and can now be in yours too at blondiesmedia.net. You’re welcome.

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The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan.

The Blondies are back and baring their souls... sort of. It’s time for the ultimate trust exercise: Two Truths and a Lie. Prepare to learn some shockers, call some bluffs, and question everything you thought you knew about your favourite trio! (That's right, even Elizabeth joins this one.) AND she proves she's got layers—like a delicious mystery onion. What does make someone a good liar? This sends us down a philosophical spiral we were definitely not equipped for. Plus: classic Blondie bickering where it turns out... we were actually all saying the same thing all along. Iconic.

The Blondies Classic Hat and the Blackout Hat are finally in our hands — and can now be in yours too at blondiesmedia.net. You’re welcome.

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The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan.

There’s a new Blondie in the saddle and she’s serving rhinestones, rhythm, and real talent. This week, the incomparable Brooke Eden—queer country icon and absolute legend—joins the Blondies to countrify their chaotic little world. Can she out-country Hayden? (Bold of you to ask.) Will she finally teach him to line dance? (Even bolder.) From her unique twist on dance-country to being an LGBTQ+ trailblazer in Nashville, Brooke brings the boot-scootin’ brilliance while we bring the yeehaw energy. Giddy up, it’s one wild ride home.

🎶 Brooke Eden's new single "Giddy Up" is streaming everywhere NOW! Add it to your country playlist, your dance playlist, or your "pretending you can line dance" playlist—we don’t judge. 🤠💃

Follow Brooke Eden:
📸 Instagram: @brookeedenmusic
🐦 Twitter/X: @BrookeEdenMusic
🎵 TikTok: @brookeedenmusic
🌐 Website: www.brookeeden.com

Stream “Giddy Up” wherever you get your music. 🎧💫

The Blondies Classic Hat and the Blackout Hat are finally in our hands — and can now be in yours too at blondiesmedia.net. You’re welcome.

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📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧

The Team:🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio)🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run)🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan.