It’s a Blondie Battle double header and this one’s bursting with more chaos than a backyard BBQ gone wrong. 🇺🇸 First up: the American Citizenship Test. One of us is a born-and-bred patriot, the other is a blonde Aussie who thought “Uncle Sam” was a guy you meet at a diner. Can either of us pass? Honestly… you might do better.

Then we go head-to-head in a bonus round that’s strictly alliteration. That’s right — the second battle is brought to you by the letter B for blonde, battle, barely making sense, and brain cells burning. If you love language and light-hearted lunacy, this is your episode.

Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggles and national concern.

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