It’s a Blondie Battle double header and this one’s bursting with more chaos than a backyard BBQ gone wrong. 🇺🇸 First up: the American Citizenship Test. One of us is a born-and-bred patriot, the other is a blonde Aussie who thought “Uncle Sam” was a guy you meet at a diner. Can either of us pass? Honestly… you might do better.

Then we go head-to-head in a bonus round that’s strictly alliteration. That’s right — the second battle is brought to you by the letter B for blonde, battle, barely making sense, and brain cells burning. If you love language and light-hearted lunacy, this is your episode.

Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggles and national concern.

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The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run) 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan. Our Marketing and Publicist Blondies: Amanda and Jed Brophy! Thank you.

This week on Blondies Out Loud: Daxton’s seeing the world through dilated eyes, Hayden’s making bold moves (and possibly ruffling feathers), and the Blondies dive deep into their never-ending list of pet peeves. Buckle up—it’s opinionated, outrageous, and oh-so-blondie.

The Blondies Classic Hat and the Blackout Hat are finally in our hands — and can now be in yours too at blondiesmedia.net. You’re welcome.

🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com

📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧

The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run) 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan. Our Marketing and Publicist Blondies: Amanda and Jed Brophy! Thank you.

Daxton is demanding an apology (again), and this time, it kicks off a full-blown Blondie breakdown of what makes a good apology—and why most people suck at giving one. Hayden steps up to the plate… but why is he delivering his heartfelt moment from a bathroom stall?! Then, after 3+ years of skipping the big screen, Hayden braves the cinema and shares his very dramatic review. Daxton invents a game that only he enjoys (classic), and finally—Hayden sings. Yes, sings. Cover your ears, open your hearts, and prepare to rate it out of ten.

The Blondies Classic Hat and the Blackout Hat are finally in our hands — and can now be in yours too at blondiesmedia.net. You’re welcome.

🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com

📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧

The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Sean Stender (Cut+Run) 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, TJ Kahn, Holly Stachnik, and Chris Jordan. Our Marketing and Publicist Blondies: Amanda and Jed Brophy! Thank you.