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What if a deadly poison was the only cure for a broken life? Mr. Coombes is a henpecked shopkeeper pushed to the absolute brink of despair by his ungrateful wife. Fleeing into the damp pine woods, he contemplates a dark, watery end to his miserable existence - until a strange, eerie object...

A rusted tire iron, no pants, and a crown he never asked for. The apocalypse picked the wrong redneck. Timothy Ferguson was finally having a good day until the universe decided to reboot. One minute he was "negotiating" back rent with his gorgeous neighbor; the next, a glowing blue screen informed him that his latent Longshanks bloodline had activated and now all the ladies of the Trailer Park have decided their new King looks best in his birthday suit.

SENTRY OF THE SKY AND OTHER STORIES is part of the Evelyn E. Smith series published by Unforgotten Books, and includes the stories: NOT FIT FOR CHILDREN, SENTRY OF THE SKY, THE MAN OUTSIDE, and JACK OF NO TRADES. Evelyn E. Smith wrote fabulously witty and imaginative science fiction and satirical stories throughout the 1950's, and this collection is part of a series re-issuing those works and concurrently producing the audiobook editions.

"Sir, I don't know anything about my ultimate mission." The general looked at me for a long moment before poking a finger at my chest. "It's simple, son: You're going to win the war for us." Wow, that was a lot of pressure to put on a cyborg like me. Of course, I was the most advanced cyborg...

I'm just a plug-and-play, Brain-in-a-Box undercover operative . . . and the best line of defense Humanity has to offer. For as long as I last. I'm The Last Cyborg. Fleet Marine Sergeant Alan Ashe thought his Cyborg life was over after his last assignment. After all, he helped Humanity win the...

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. **Cottonball Catastrophe: A LitRPG Tale of Fluff and Fury** *A genre-bending, satirical adventure where soft meets unstoppable.* In a world where everyone gets a superpower at age eighteen, Amelia Hartwell drew the short straw—hers is throwing small...

They say you can never go home. But, you can clean it. Triana Moore, maintenance bot technician on Station Kelly-Kornienko, prefers life in orbit where the air is purified, the commute is short, and nature doesn’t get all over you. But when a minor infraction gets her sent to remedial training dirtside, she doesn’t complain. Who wouldn’t enjoy a few days of sitting in the sunshine, eating gourmet burgers and drinking too much Jager Hula? When an unscheduled beach weekend uncovers dangerous squatters in her childhood home, the space janitor decides to clean house.

Humans insist Monday is simply the beginning of the week. Aliens know better. Every seven days, Earth is gripped by a baffling ritual involving alarm clocks, excessive caffeine, mysterious meetings, and a dramatic loss of motivation. Humans shuffle through offices and schools muttering phrases like "I need more coffee" and "Is it Friday yet?" while pretending this is perfectly normal.

ONE DERELICT SHIP. ONE ROTTEN DEAL. ONE CREW ABOUT TO BE DOUBLE-CROSSED. When Captain Rask agrees to a salvage op in contested Imperial space, it sounds simple: get in, grab the goods, get out. Easy credits. No politics. No moral complications. Naturally, it’s a trap.

What if London’s heaviest man weighed absolutely nothing? In this brilliantly bizarre, darkly comedic tale by H.G. Wells, an annoyed gentleman named Formalyn is relentlessly badgered by Pyecraft - the most monstrously obese, insufferable clubman in London. Desperate to escape his massive size...

Die Rückkehr in die Stadt der Goblins rückt näher, aber bis dahin muss Ivan Susanin noch überleben. Das liegt nicht nur an den Monstern. Die Eroberung des Kerkers, die Errichtung des Kleinen Altars und das Wachstum des Ketzerkults haben die Aufmerksamkeit der Götter der Erde auf sich gezogen. Die Zahl der Anwärter auf den großen Preis wächst, feindliche Götter steigen in das Rennen ein, und die Existenz eines unabhängigen Kandidaten ist inakzeptabel.

A fascinating journey into other realms by the Hugo and Nebula-award winning author of The Left Hand of Darkness. Sita Dulip has missed her flight out of Chicago. But instead of listening to garbled announcements in the airport, Sita finds a method of bypassing the crowds at the desks—a way to...

The Final Transaction is the opening arc of Helstalgia, a cyberpunk LitRPG series set inside a digital city where survival, reputation, and corporate control are written into the system itself. Rexil steals a data fragment from the Flux Jackals, a netrunner faction with teeth in all the wrong places. The fragment has unknown origins, corrupted metadata, and one brutal problem: the system binds it to his inventory. He can’t drop it. He can’t delete it. The only way to get rid of it is to convince someone else to take it.

‘The Moon Chose Us’ presents a bold vision of humanity at a turning point. As Earth remains classified as a Type 0 civilization, watched by advanced societies beyond our solar system, a decisive question emerges: will humanity mature into a responsible planetary culture or remain bound by...

Tedd hat die Konzerne überlebt. Die Mafia. Das Todeslager. Der Dschungel ist anders. Etwas wächst in der Festung, die in den Bäumen versteckt ist. Etwas, das der Manager im Geheimen erschaffen hat. Etwas, das nicht aus Metall besteht, nicht verdrahtet ist und keinerlei Interesse daran hat, Gefangene zu machen.

Rusty here, back on the galactic road with another cargo bay full of surprises. This time around, we're haulin' an alien carnival, complete with rides to make ya scream, games to bruise your ego, and enough sweet treats to give a dentist night terrors. And once it's up and runnin', we plan to enjoy every last thrill, spill, and sugar crash with our friends. Let me tell ya, there's nothin' like sharing a roller-coaster with a bark-skinned daredevil, a blob with motion sickness, and a robot who screams like dial-up internet.

One Hundred Million Energy Credits! The largest bounty ever recovered by Starfire Security. That should gain Ben Frost the respect he desires. If it doesn't kill him and destroy the company in the meantime . . . Yeah, it seemed like a good idea at the time: going after the largest energy credit...

It's wedding day! That's right, all these weeks and months I've spent with these gorgeous women has finally come to one final moment: a wedding. After lots of practice, we're also ready for our race: The Goblin 500. Our final projects are being completed, our weapons manufacturing empire is reaching its peak, and I'm hoping I can finally gain the next level and win the coveted and rare title of War Machine. But first, I need to plan our honeymoon while keeping it a secret.

From the author of The Knife and the Serpent comes a quirky, witty, and thrilling new space opera with a touch of romance featuring charming characters and sarcastic spaceships. Perfect for fans of Seven Devils. Glenn is a normal graduate student (aside from his kinks and genderfluidity), living...

Tedd thinks he's ready for the Purge. He's wrong. Wyatt's kill orders are out. Every machine that thinks for itself, every robot left standing — hunted, stripped, and destroyed. The scale of it is worse than anyone feared. And Wyatt isn't just hunting machines. He's been building something. A resistance is growing. Robots, outcasts, the people Wyatt's new order left behind. Someone in that group isn't who they say they are. The knives are out. But it's the one in your back you never see coming.