The kids are gone, the house is quiet, and Don might already be sick of Kelly… just 90 minutes into their solo time. In this episode, the Two Awesome People explore the elusive art of balance—between partners, kids, friends, and that all-important me time (which may or may not include hiding in a dark closet).

Kelly dreams of peaceful reading and photo organization, Don dreams of silence and possibly screaming into a truck steering wheel. Together, they unpack how couples stay connected, how to gracefully say no to social invites, and why “balance” doesn’t always mean “equal.”

Expect:
🧁 Metaphors about pie
🕳️ Closet hideouts
🎯 Brutal truths about watching TV as a couple
🚫 Why learning a new language might be ruining your life

It’s real, it’s funny, it’s a little too honest. Take a break, take a breath, and take some time—for you, us, or maybe just for them.

In this episode, Don and Kelly wade into the murky waters of decisions—big ones, small ones, and the oddly specific ones like whether to buy “just tomato” with zero context. They debate instinct vs. logic, emotional guts, decision fatigue, and why kids prefer to poop with a direct line of sight to family dinner. And together, they declare themselves Super Deciders—a superhero duo powered by mediocrity, emotional clarity, and mild procrastination.

Also on the docket: editing porn (hypothetically), OnlyFans foot pics (for a million bucks, sure), and whether marrying each other was truly the best decision of all time. (Spoiler: it was.)

Press play, conserve your brain cells, and enjoy the decision you’ve just made.

It’s summer, baby! And in this very chill, very unscheduled episode, Don and Kelly dive into the season of tank tops, tomato-based cocktails, and zero plans. They talk favorite childhood vacations (shoutout to tiny car TVs and burned noses), why they’re not sending their kids to camp, the underrated magic of Catalina, and what makes a perfect summer day (spoiler: floating is involved).

Don defends fireworks, Kelly defends Bloody Marys, and both of them agree—this is a judgment-free summer. No travel? No problem. No six-pack abs? Who cares. Just add water, tacos, and a little bit of “watch this, Mom!”

In this laugh-happy episode of Two Awesome People, Don and Kelly take a deep dive into the power of laughter—from giggles to guffaws, fake laughs to dad jokes, and the questionable art of peeing-your-pants-funny moments.

They explore why laughter matters in relationships, what makes them laugh (spoiler: tiny cats in tiny baskets), and how humor helps us survive awkward social encounters, grumpy moods, and even funerals.

Kelly hates surprises. Don thinks they’re essential. So what happens when a control freak and a spontaneous aficionado talk about the power of surprise? This episode, apparently.

Join Kelly and Don as they unpack everything from surprise parties gone wrong to accidental emotional breakthroughs, unexpected kid jokes, naked hallway streaker, and whether or not drawing butts on grocery lists is a good thing.

If you’ve ever said “shut up” out of joy or ruined a surprise with overplanning, this one’s for you.

The kids are home. The interruptions are real. And the question of the day is… why are we still together?

In this brutally honest, hilarious, and unexpectedly touching episode, Don and Kelly reflect on 25 years of love, fights, alpha hugs, weird insecurities, solid hand massages, and a lot of sighing (which may or may not be a cry for connection).

From high school hallway crushes to adult debates about pool cover blame, they dig into what makes a long-term relationship tick—and occasionally implode.

In this episode, Kelly and Don dive headfirst into the glory and weirdness of getting older. From 5 a.m. wakeups and existential sleep spirals to midlife musings, missed careers, and the psychological politics of sending emails at 2 a.m.—it’s all on the table.

They also debate the true meaning of “work-life balance,” confess to having zero interest in early morning board games, and discuss the art of rediscovering who you are in your 40s (hint: it might involve pottery or popcorn at 10 a.m.). Oh, and things briefly spiral into adult content and yeast anxiety.

Come for the laughs, stay for the honesty—and maybe rethink your stance on lemon Spindrift.

Don and Kelly hit record for the first time—and immediately regret it. From dodging video calls and debating the "power of no" to Kelly confessing she’s never used ChatGPT (and never will), this episode is a chaotic, hilarious intro to two people who’ve been together forever and still manage to surprise each other. Format? Unknown. Expertise? Questionable. Bathroom breaks? Urgent.