The kids are gone, the house is quiet, and Don might already be sick of Kelly… just 90 minutes into their solo time. In this episode, the Two Awesome People explore the elusive art of balance—between partners, kids, friends, and that all-important me time (which may or may not include hiding in a dark closet).

Kelly dreams of peaceful reading and photo organization, Don dreams of silence and possibly screaming into a truck steering wheel. Together, they unpack how couples stay connected, how to gracefully say no to social invites, and why “balance” doesn’t always mean “equal.”

Expect:
🧁 Metaphors about pie
🕳️ Closet hideouts
🎯 Brutal truths about watching TV as a couple
🚫 Why learning a new language might be ruining your life

It’s real, it’s funny, it’s a little too honest. Take a break, take a breath, and take some time—for you, us, or maybe just for them.

In this episode, Don and Kelly wade into the murky waters of decisions—big ones, small ones, and the oddly specific ones like whether to buy “just tomato” with zero context. They debate instinct vs. logic, emotional guts, decision fatigue, and why kids prefer to poop with a direct line of sight to family dinner. And together, they declare themselves Super Deciders—a superhero duo powered by mediocrity, emotional clarity, and mild procrastination.

Also on the docket: editing porn (hypothetically), OnlyFans foot pics (for a million bucks, sure), and whether marrying each other was truly the best decision of all time. (Spoiler: it was.)

Press play, conserve your brain cells, and enjoy the decision you’ve just made.

It’s summer, baby! And in this very chill, very unscheduled episode, Don and Kelly dive into the season of tank tops, tomato-based cocktails, and zero plans. They talk favorite childhood vacations (shoutout to tiny car TVs and burned noses), why they’re not sending their kids to camp, the underrated magic of Catalina, and what makes a perfect summer day (spoiler: floating is involved).

Don defends fireworks, Kelly defends Bloody Marys, and both of them agree—this is a judgment-free summer. No travel? No problem. No six-pack abs? Who cares. Just add water, tacos, and a little bit of “watch this, Mom!”