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Pumpkin spice is in the air, cuffing season is creeping in, and suddenly every candle feels like a personal identity crisis. 🍂 This week on Twin Tangents: Pumpkin Spice and Existential Crises, Anthony and Nalee dive headfirst into the cozy-core chaos of fall — from prom-night regrets and awkward flings to the infamous Broomstick Story that proves not all nicknames are created equal. What starts as laughter about corduroy crushes and blanket addictions spirals (as it always does) into courtroom shade, emotional betrayals, and the kind of seasonal self-reflection that hits harder than a Bath & Body Works sale.

We’re talking:
🍂 Kidnapping “survival strategies” → why Nalee swears faking THIS is the ultimate escape plan
🎟️ Prom-night horror stories, period cramps, and the financial delusion of corsages
❤️‍🔥 Cuffing season explained (yes, it’s just cuddle season with commitment issues)
🧣 The infamous Broomstick Story — first times, MSN Messenger, and nicknames you can’t un-hear
🕯️ Candle + blanket addictions, Bath & Body Works heartbreaks, and screened-in porch daydreams
⚖️ Twin Tangents Court: Autumn Crimes Edition — chaotic fall behaviors, judged with spiced shade
📱 Hypothetical Hotline: Birthday Betrayal — when your partner + bestie = ultimate cheating scandal… is one-night with a stranger less painful than months with someone you trust?

It’s cozy, chaotic, and a little bit cathartic — because fall isn’t just about apple cider and PSLs, it’s about the spirals we pretend are seasonal.

🎙️ Pumpkin spice is temporary. Existential crises are forever.

⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).

Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
(Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

Got a messy story? From cringe group chats to back-to-school disasters, share it with us—you might hear it on a future episode.

Loving the pod? Hit follow, drop a review, and send this episode to your group chat—we know they need it.

September’s here, which means new routines, reality checks, and maybe a little chaos. Grab your emotional lunchbox and let’s dive in.

Thanks for spending part of your reset with us. Remember—messy, honest, and evolving is still valid. See you next week.

🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.

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Move over, Mean Girls — the cafeteria politics were real.

This week on Twin Tangents: The Syllabus Is Trauma, Anthony and Nalee crack open the filing cabinet labeled “school shame” and pull out every glittery gold star, bathroom pass, and detention slip we’re still low-key healing from.

We’re talking:
🍕 Cafeteria cold wars, saved seats, and why “popular” always equals jock-core
🎓 Gold stars → adult validation loops (and how to break them)
🧠 Imposter syndrome vs. “I’m just authentic, babe” — do we belong or just fake it better?
👩‍🏫 Teachers who changed us… and the petty ones we’re still bitter about
🏠 Traditional milestones that kinda flopped (degrees, home buying, reality checks)
🧰 Classes we actually needed: budgeting, credit, car basics, real-world civics, mental health
💪 Redefining success: C = complete, bills paid = A+, getting out of bed = extra credit

It’s detention, group project, pep talk, and roast — all in one chaotic study hall. Expect tangents, tender moments, and a very real pause for a tough news moment, too.

For anyone who still hears a guidance counselor in their head or is learning to clap for “average” — pull up a tray and sit with us.

🎙️ The syllabus is trauma. The healing is self-paced.

⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).

Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
(Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

Got a messy story? From cringe group chats to back-to-school disasters, share it with us—you might hear it on a future episode.

Loving the pod? Hit follow, drop a review, and send this episode to your group chat—we know they need it.

September’s here, which means new routines, reality checks, and maybe a little chaos. Grab your emotional lunchbox and let’s dive in.

Thanks for spending part of your reset with us. Remember—messy, honest, and evolving is still valid. See you next week.

🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.

🌐 Website: www.twintangentspodcast.com
All our socials, episodes, and contact info live here.

📱 Follow us on Socials:
Instagram: @theofficialtwintangents
Facebook: Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
X (Twitter): @twintangents

💌 Got thoughts, tangents, or just need to vent? Reach out via our site or socials. We’re all ears.

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).

This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, Anthony and Nalee spiral straight into a Big Tangent™ — and let’s just say, the syllabus includes sex, self-sabotage, and slightly too many dildo tangents.

We’re talking:
🍆 Size myths, insecurities, and “sexpectations” vs. reality
💋 Good makeouts that ruin your life for six months (minimum)
🛍 Retail therapy, mirror pep talks, and whether online shopping counts as healing
📱 Friends who call you out vs. friends who lie badly over text
💔 Why friendship breakups sometimes sting harder than romantic ones
⚖️ Twin Tangents Court returns with cases of horny relapses, group chat ghosting, and thirst traps that died in the drafts

It’s chaotic, it’s vulnerable, it’s weirdly therapeutic — like a group cry that keeps getting interrupted by laughter and unhinged hypotheticals. Light a candle, pour a drink, and remember: validation is optional, but spiraling with us is forever.

⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).

Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
(Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

A bold and reflective summer-themed interlude where Anthony and Nalee unpack what true freedom looks like—setting boundaries, reclaiming time, and showing up for yourself. Backed by a breezy, empowering beat, this mid-roll ties into the podcast's July theme and invites listeners to stay present in their personal growth and expression journey.

Anthony and Nalee open the voicemail box to your wildest stories—friendship red flags, embarrassing vacation meltdowns, or theories too delulu to keep to yourself. With a light, playful sound cue and a promise of (mostly) anonymous judgment, this mid-roll invites listeners to become part of the pod’s chaos. Because your unhinged moments? Yeah, we want those on air.

A playful, no-nonsense reminder from Anthony and Nalee to hit that follow button, leave a review, and share the pod with your favorite chaotic friend. Set over a snappy, upbeat jingle, this mid-roll blends humor and honesty to encourage listener support—because subscribing helps fuel the tangents, rants, and revelations you didn’t know you needed.

Anthony and Nalee take a moment to show love to the listeners who keep the pod caffeinated and gloriously unhinged. This post-roll is a heartfelt (and slightly unfiltered) thank-you, with a nudge to leave a review or share your own stories. Because the real magic? It’s in the feedback, the chaos, and the moments that make you text your bestie mid-episode.

🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.

🌐 Website: www.twintangentspodcast.com
All our socials, episodes, and contact info live here.

📱 Follow us on Socials:
Instagram: @theofficialtwintangents
Facebook: Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
X (Twitter): @twintangents

💌 Got thoughts, tangents, or just need to vent? Reach out via our site or socials. We’re all ears.