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Halloween used to be simple — pillowcases full of sugar, cheap plastic masks, and the occasional emotional damage disguised as a “family costume.” But now? Candy’s $12.99, kids don’t trick-or-treat after sunset, and somehow we’re the ones checking for razor blades and red flags.

In this haunted, hysterical Halloween special, we unwrap spooky nostalgia, neighborhood legends, and candy-fueled chaos with zero edits, zero shame, and one very opinionated dog. It’s the raw, unfiltered version of Twin Tangents — the way our microphones hear it before the sanity filter kicks in.

We’re unwrapping:
🍬 Cursed Childhood Chronicles → DIY disasters, haunted house trauma, and that one costume that aged horribly
🏚️ Neighborhood Legends & Late-Night Lore → creaking attics, phantom footsteps, and the house that shouldn’t still be standing
🧠 Trick-or-Treat Psychology → candy hierarchies, porch light politics, and why full-size bars were a social currency
🎃 Adult Halloween Realities → slutty costumes, work contests, hangovers, and pretending your outfit was “last-minute”
🐾 Duffy vs. the Spirits → live barking, gate drama, and the occasional ghost sighting from our four-legged co-host

Plus: sugar highs, emotional hauntings, and a touching tribute to the parents who showed up on Halloween—even when the budget didn’t.

💀 Zero-Edits Disclaimer:
This episode is 100% unedited. No cuts, no filters, no mercy. What you hear is exactly how our recording sessions sound—chaotic, hilarious, occasionally unhinged, and all heart. Listener discretion (and patience) highly encouraged.

Light your candle, guard your candy, and remember: if the vibes shift mid-episode, it’s probably just us… or something in the basement. 👻

⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).

Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
(Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

Ghosts of friendships past, emotional curses, and superstitions that still haunt us—this October tangent is a little spooky, a little healing, and very on-brand.

Scarier than any horror story? Not rating or following the pod. Show some love—help us fight the algorithm demons and keep the chaos alive.

Got a haunting tale or a creepy red-flag story? Share it with us—your chills or cackles could end up in a future episode.

Spooky season is for reflection as much as ghosts. Thanks for being here—stay weird, stay well, and believe in your own magic.

🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.

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This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).

Ghosts are cute… until the lights flicker mid-sentence, your grandma’s perfume shows up uninvited, and your dog starts growling at a corner you swore was empty. In this séance-style episode, we’re crossing the line between scared and scarred—summoning what still haunts us, burying what no longer serves, and laughing through the chills that hit too close to home.

We’re conjuring up:
🔮 Randonautica & haunted adventures → when “let’s explore” turns into “let’s never do that again”
👁️ Kids who see things, pets who sense things → and the fine line between psychic and psychotic break
🪦 Hmong superstitions & reincarnation theories → lessons, warnings, and the afterlife tea your ancestors would spill
🧟‍♀️ Emotional hauntings → the people, habits, and anxieties that keep ghosting us in real time
⚖️ Twin Tangents Court: Haunted Edition → deciding what to banish, summon, or emotionally spiral about in silence

Plus: Duffy’s ghost detection skills, theater “Brendas,” and the eternal question—if something whispers your name tonight, do you answer… or hit block?

Light your candles, grab your crystals, and remember: if the vibes shift, it’s probably just us trying to manifest attention.

⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).

Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
(Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

Ghosts of friendships past, emotional curses, and superstitions that still haunt us—this October tangent is a little spooky, a little healing, and very on-brand.

Scarier than any horror story? Not rating or following the pod. Show some love—help us fight the algorithm demons and keep the chaos alive.

Got a haunting tale or a creepy red-flag story? Share it with us—your chills or cackles could end up in a future episode.

Spooky season is for reflection as much as ghosts. Thanks for being here—stay weird, stay well, and believe in your own magic.

🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.

🌐 Website: www.twintangentspodcast.com
All our socials, episodes, and contact info live here.

📱 Follow us on Socials:
Instagram: @theofficialtwintangents
Facebook: Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
X (Twitter): @twintangents

💌 Got thoughts, tangents, or just need to vent? Reach out via our site or socials. We’re all ears.

This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).

Ghost stories are cute… until your dog stares into the kitchen like he’s seeing Grandpa, your phone rings from inside the house, and Brenda swears her cousin’s friend barely escaped a guy in the backseat. In this episode, we raid the rumor mill of urban legends—what’s real, what’s cautionary cosplay, and why we still check the backseat like it’s our job.

We’re dialing into:
👶 The Babysitter & the Man Upstairs → “Have you checked the children?” and the real history that still gives us landline PTSD
🚗 Killer in the Backseat & Headlight Flashing → good-Samaritan instincts vs. “marked for death” lore
🕳️ The Keyhole (Creepypasta) → the one where curiosity looks back at you
🏚️ Woods, basements, and attics → why characters always go in there (and why we shouldn’t)
🧠 Stranger danger, optimism bias & hero complexes → the psychology that keeps these stories alive

Plus: Bath & Body Works candle math, TJ Maxx tangents, Adele at the Super Bowl (don’t @ us), Duffy’s sixth sense, and the eternal debate: run for help or grab a weapon and guard the kids?

Got a hometown legend—or your cousin’s roommate’s VHS tape that “really happened”? Slide into our DMs or email us (no mirrors, please). Rate, review, and follow so the algorithm demons don’t drag us to the basement.

⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).

Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
(Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

Ghosts of friendships past, emotional curses, and superstitions that still haunt us—this October tangent is a little spooky, a little healing, and very on-brand.

Scarier than any horror story? Not rating or following the pod. Show some love—help us fight the algorithm demons and keep the chaos alive.

Got a haunting tale or a creepy red-flag story? Share it with us—your chills or cackles could end up in a future episode.

Spooky season is for reflection as much as ghosts. Thanks for being here—stay weird, stay well, and believe in your own magic.

🎙️ Stay connected with Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.

🌐 Website: www.twintangentspodcast.com
All our socials, episodes, and contact info live here.

📱 Follow us on Socials:
Instagram: @theofficialtwintangents
Facebook: Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked
X (Twitter): @twintangents

💌 Got thoughts, tangents, or just need to vent? Reach out via our site or socials. We’re all ears.