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Halloween used to be simple — pillowcases full of sugar, cheap plastic masks, and the occasional emotional damage disguised as a “family costume.” But now? Candy’s $12.99, kids don’t trick-or-treat after sunset, and somehow we’re the ones checking for razor blades and red flags.

In this haunted, hysterical Halloween special, we unwrap spooky nostalgia, neighborhood legends, and candy-fueled chaos with zero edits, zero shame, and one very opinionated dog. It’s the raw, unfiltered version of Twin Tangents — the way our microphones hear it before the sanity filter kicks in.

We’re unwrapping:
🍬 Cursed Childhood Chronicles → DIY disasters, haunted house trauma, and that one costume that aged horribly
🏚️ Neighborhood Legends & Late-Night Lore → creaking attics, phantom footsteps, and the house that shouldn’t still be standing
🧠 Trick-or-Treat Psychology → candy hierarchies, porch light politics, and why full-size bars were a social currency
🎃 Adult Halloween Realities → slutty costumes, work contests, hangovers, and pretending your outfit was “last-minute”
🐾 Duffy vs. the Spirits → live barking, gate drama, and the occasional ghost sighting from our four-legged co-host

Plus: sugar highs, emotional hauntings, and a touching tribute to the parents who showed up on Halloween—even when the budget didn’t.

💀 Zero-Edits Disclaimer:
This episode is 100% unedited. No cuts, no filters, no mercy. What you hear is exactly how our recording sessions sound—chaotic, hilarious, occasionally unhinged, and all heart. Listener discretion (and patience) highly encouraged.

Light your candle, guard your candy, and remember: if the vibes shift mid-episode, it’s probably just us… or something in the basement. 👻

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Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
(Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

Ghosts of friendships past, emotional curses, and superstitions that still haunt us—this October tangent is a little spooky, a little healing, and very on-brand.

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Spooky season is for reflection as much as ghosts. Thanks for being here—stay weird, stay well, and believe in your own magic.

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