A winning send off at St. James' Park, but the co-host seat looks a little different this week!

With regular co-host Dave away on holiday, Helen is flying solo... well, almost. Together, Helen and Dave 2.0 break down a brilliant, 3-1 victory over West Ham that has sent the Hammers packing to the brink of the Championship and kept our hunt for the neighbors in 11th alive down to the final day.

In this episode:

We dissect Nuno’s bizarre back-three tactical gift to us..

Nick Woltemade shining in his proper No. 10 role

William Osula bagging an absolute beauty of a brace those post-goal dance moves?! 🕺⚽

Is it ever okay to secretly want your own team to lose? We dive into the complex psychology of the final weeks of the season when shifting league positions change everything.

The Kieran Trippier Legacy: An emotional 85th-minute standing ovation marked the final home appearance for the man who kickstarted the entire PIF era.

The 'Barcode' Debate: The 2026/27 Adidas home kit leaks are everywhere, and the reviews are... mixed. We give our unfiltered thoughts on the massive central black stripe and that controversial blue trim.

We’re back to dissect a bittersweet Sunday afternoon at the City Ground. Newcastle looked set to make it two wins on the bounce thanks to another clinical Harvey Barnes strike, only for our own academy graduate Elliot Anderson to pop up with an 88th-minute equalizer.

In this episode we also talk about:

* The Anthony Gordon 'Saga': With reports of personal terms agreed with Bayern Munich we ask the big question: Has Anthony Gordon played his last game in Black and White?

*Integrity & The Dark Side: We dive into a serious discussion on player integrity and the recent global headlines regarding match-fixing. How do we keep the beautiful game beautiful?

* The Final SJP Send-off: Looking ahead to Sunday’s massive clash against West Ham. The Hammers are 18th and fighting for survival, can we send them closer to the drop while hunting down the neighbors for that 11th-place spot?

There are only 180 minutes of football left this season. Let’s make them count.

​​After a dismal run of results, Newcastle United finally found their shooting boots at St. James' Park with a 3-1 victory over Brighton. Dave was actually in the stands for this one and he’s back to talk us through the atmosphere as William Osula, Dan Burn and Harvey Barnes secured the most important three points of the season so far.

​In this episode:

​Dave's SJP diary: From the pre match rituals to the feeling in the stands and what it felt like to finally see the lads win in person.

• Watching on Holiday: Helen talks about watching the Forrest game in Poland this weekend and the unique experience watching matches abroad with rival fans

• ​Rage bait reality: We take aim at the social media 'influencers' who seemingly have nowt nice to say win or lose

​Jacob Murphy Jacob Murphy-ing: How can we not mention Helen's main man deciding a training cone made for an excellent hat. Why did it happen? And more importantly, why did the internet lose its mind over it?

The curse is over, the vibes are back. Get Tooned In. 🖤🤍