The curtain has officially come down on the 2025/26 (thank goodness, Helen reckons).

In this episode, we are recapping our final day trip to Craven Cottage to face Fulham. It’s the final 90 minutes of a rollercoaster year, but this week the real action happened off the pitch.

The Final Day Review: We break down the tactical final stand of the season against Fulham. Did we finish on a high, or were we all just ready for the beach?

The Neighborly Negativity: We unpack the bitter, petty, and downright poor sportsmanship we’ve experienced from our 'friends down the road' recently. Why are they so obsessed with our downfall when they should just be celebrating their rare success?

Why Can't We All Just Be Nice?: We dive into a deep, philosophical (and highly emotional) debate on modern football fandom. Seriously, why is it so hard for some supporters to just be decent human beings? Is internet culture completely destroying the joy of the game?

Helen's Jelly Moment: The biggest talking point of the weekend. Helen completely loses all motor skills and turns into a literal bowl of jelly when she finds herself face to face and having an actual conversation with the sexiest man in football; Fabian Schar.

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A winning send off at St. James' Park, but the co-host seat looks a little different this week!

With regular co-host Dave away on holiday, Helen is flying solo... well, almost. Together, Helen and Dave 2.0 break down a brilliant, 3-1 victory over West Ham that has sent the Hammers packing to the brink of the Championship and kept our hunt for the neighbors in 11th alive down to the final day.

In this episode:

We dissect Nuno’s bizarre back-three tactical gift to us..

Nick Woltemade shining in his proper No. 10 role

William Osula bagging an absolute beauty of a brace those post-goal dance moves?! 🕺⚽

Is it ever okay to secretly want your own team to lose? We dive into the complex psychology of the final weeks of the season when shifting league positions change everything.

The Kieran Trippier Legacy: An emotional 85th-minute standing ovation marked the final home appearance for the man who kickstarted the entire PIF era.

The 'Barcode' Debate: The 2026/27 Adidas home kit leaks are everywhere, and the reviews are... mixed. We give our unfiltered thoughts on the massive central black stripe and that controversial blue trim.

We’re back to dissect a bittersweet Sunday afternoon at the City Ground. Newcastle looked set to make it two wins on the bounce thanks to another clinical Harvey Barnes strike, only for our own academy graduate Elliot Anderson to pop up with an 88th-minute equalizer.

In this episode we also talk about:

* The Anthony Gordon 'Saga': With reports of personal terms agreed with Bayern Munich we ask the big question: Has Anthony Gordon played his last game in Black and White?

*Integrity & The Dark Side: We dive into a serious discussion on player integrity and the recent global headlines regarding match-fixing. How do we keep the beautiful game beautiful?

* The Final SJP Send-off: Looking ahead to Sunday’s massive clash against West Ham. The Hammers are 18th and fighting for survival, can we send them closer to the drop while hunting down the neighbors for that 11th-place spot?

There are only 180 minutes of football left this season. Let’s make them count.