With the summer transfer window heating up, Helen and Dave are locking themselves in the studio for Episode 17 to dig into the players who completely divide the fanbase. We are looking at Newcastle United figures past and present, throwing away the generic stat sheets, and sharing our highly personal, unfiltered picks for the players who have given us total emotional whiplash

In this episode:

The Heartbreak Heroes (Loved Them, Then Didn't): We talk about the players who had us completely under their spell until a sudden transfer, a bad attitude, or a spectacular fall from grace ruined the romance.

The Apology Form (Didn't Love Them, Then Did): We swallow our pride and hand out some long-overdue apologies. Who are the players we wrote off entirely, only for them to put in a shift, prove us completely wrong, and win our hearts?

The Ultimate Underachievers (Biggest Disappointment): The ones who arrived with massive price tags, world class reputations, or heaps of potential, but ended up leaving us completely cold.

The Shock Packages (Biggest Surprise): The squad players, utility men, or bargain buys who had no right to become as crucial or as loved as they did.

The Present Day Great Divide: We debate the current members of Eddie Howe’s squad who still can't seem to get a unanimous verdict from the Gallowgate end. Why does one good game buy them three months of grace for some fans, while others are ready to sell them every Saturday?

Prepare for some seriously heated household debates and a few confessions. Get Tooned In!