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Still deported to Cozumel, our hosts take a test that, if passed, will get them back into the US. The problem is our hosts are very bad testees...wait...so to get ready they prepared with practice tests and decided to take the test live on the podcast. Thrill to their efforts to peer into the dark recesses and open sewer lines of the minds who create situations like this, and tests like this. Steve spent the rest of the day working out on the boxing speed bag. Jeff made a series of weekly appointments with Dr. Brian. Johnny wishes he had his ICE mask back.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Punchinello

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

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Sure, Halloween is over. But don't you want to get a jump on what the trends will be for next year? We hope so, because the studio never got our hosts' tape this week from their deportation camp. So here is an encore presentation of the best in Halloween wear.

Steve and Jeff welcome back the delightful fashion influencer Chrysanthemum for a look at what is hot in Halloween costumes for this year. She lets us all know that the prevailing theme for this year is "slutty," and all other themes revolve aroud it. Chrysanthemum's grandmother makes a surprise visit and brings valuable knowledge that only a few will understand. Steve spent the show looking at photos of a 1965 Chevy Impala. Right after the show Jeff booked two appointments a week for the next year with his dentist. Johnny is oddly happy watching them drill finger holes in a bowling ball. Miss Clare is practicing her nun chucks.

Chrysanthemum/ Grandma - Natalie Osborne (natalie-osborn.com) (Insta, TikTok and YouTube as @nataliemosborne)
Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Miss Clare - Clare
Johnny - Dr. Richard Slutsky
"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder

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Still at their deportation site (the Cozumel Hilton Resort and Deportation Center), our hosts talk about the rapid-fire revenge tour indictments coming out of the White House faster than Epstein denials. Steve's Uncle Sal's Rogers Park sports book hasn't been this active since the 2003 playoffs, and don't ever ask him about that one. Our hosts discuss the newest indictments and the substantial non-evidence behind them. Steve resorts to song lyrics again. Jeff wishes Taco Tuesday could last all week. Johnny takes pepper spray target practice.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Isbrand Tushar

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#satire #politicalsatire #ICE #deportation #jdvance #mismivice #floridaman #antifa #trans #dragshow #weaponized #weaponizeddoj #doj #tang #uranus #revengetour #marytrump #huberthumphrey #surrenderedpress #tearsforfears #mlkday #king #pambondi #obama #bush #wbush #W #georgebush #scotus #supremecourt #theapprentice #emmyaward