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Stumped with what to get people this Holiday Season, our hosts are aided by our king's answer to those "woke" Black Friday sales and they dive into the White House White Friday Sale product list. So many wonderful yet high priced bargains! Steve does song lyrics and actual singing, and neither is memorable. Jeff tries to clear his computer cache but some of those popups linger. Johnny quietly sings "Have Yourself a Gerrymandered Christmas" to himself.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Charles Dingus

"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder

#satire #comedy #politicalsatire #ICE #noem #stevenmiller #gaza #shopping #onlineshopping #mall #mallchristmas #recycling

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Faced with economic stress, our hosts shamelessly pander for advertising dollars by showing off how good their ads have been in the past. Maybe this will attract new ads. Maybe they can charge old advertisers again for running their ads. Either way, money is money. They shake down...I mean feature...Appropriation Station, Whose Sari Now, Pho King, Seoul's on Fire Kimchee, and so many more highlights of their advertising successes. They even have a new ad about our king that you won't want to miss.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Farley Loess

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#comedy #satrire #musk #nokings #pandering #money #imbroke #fundraising #desperateformoney #whosesarinow #phoking #culturalappropriation #seoulsonfire #tacodon #whitehouseballroom #grift #scam

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Steve tries out an AI-generated joke that falls as flat as wienerschnitzel under a car tire. This leads to a discussion of whether AI can be as funny, or dare I say funnier, than real people. With those AI versions of Steve and Jeff floating around, our hosts challenge their AI selves to a battle of the jokes, judged by our own Johnny who is probably not AI. The competition is fierce, and the jokes fly so fast you would think the Borsht Belt is gearing up for a comeback. Who will win? If I tell you, you won't listen. Maybe you won't listen anyway. Maybe you're not even reading this in which case it doesn't matter what I write. Maybe I'll do a virtual rant...No, too on the nose with current reality. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

AI Steve - AI Steve

AI Jeff - AI Jeff

Johnny - Casimir Pulaski

AI Johnny - Johnny (scenes deleted)

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra.

#comedy #improv #satire #AI #virtualreality #AIfake #jokes #borshtbelt #funny #notfunny #7-11 #ohthankheavenfor711 #jdvance #putin #nokings #polishjokes #blondejokes #chicagowhitesox #whitesox #sox

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Our hosts bring Steve's mother and his new half-sister, Little Stevie, into Eccentric Ladyland Studios for a traditional family Thanksgiving dinner and podcast. Miss Clare provided the food and then left rather quickly. Steve's mom shows none of her 90+ years as she smokes, drinks, and sasses with the best. Jeff is shopping for Christmas at Stateville, and Joliet will never be the same. Steve is sure the opening joke will end soon. Johnny contemplates a future in child care. Little Stevie may overcome her Tourette's and have a great career as a motivational speaker.

Steve's Mom - Nicky Sitler

Little Stevie - Veronica Lodge Andrews

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Will'm the F'in Conqueror

"Chase" from "Midnight Experss" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder

#podcast #comedy #thanksgiving #family #awkwardfamily #tourettes #tariff #tariffs #williamtheconqueror #archie #archiecomics #hunting #gathering #trapping #oddmeat #glueboard

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Back from their deportation, our hosts are again in Eccentric Ladyland Studios and welcome Adolph Inkster, who Steve met at a psychic's convention. Mr. Inkster is the creator of AI as well as the creator of the Great Replacement Theory, and he explains how they are connected in ways we never wanted to know. The future looks bright for Mr. Inkster assuming he is not himself AI. Steve's stomach turns so badly he may not eat for a couple days. Jeff considers changing his last name. Johnny wound up getting the hiccups for several hours.

Adolph Inkster - Eric Green

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Roman Salute

"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder

#comedy #satire #politicalsatire #MAGA #AI #greatreplacement #epstein #immigrant #deportation

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Still deported to Cozumel, our hosts take a test that, if passed, will get them back into the US. The problem is our hosts are very bad testees...wait...so to get ready they prepared with practice tests and decided to take the test live on the podcast. Thrill to their efforts to peer into the dark recesses and open sewer lines of the minds who create situations like this, and tests like this. Steve spent the rest of the day working out on the boxing speed bag. Jeff made a series of weekly appointments with Dr. Brian. Johnny wishes he had his ICE mask back.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Punchinello

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#satire #comedy #politicalsatire #improv #tests #testes #testtakers #MAGA #ICE #nokings #DC #Chicago #Montreal #supremecourt #scotus #constitution #popovvodka #popov #vodka

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Sure, Halloween is over. But don't you want to get a jump on what the trends will be for next year? We hope so, because the studio never got our hosts' tape this week from their deportation camp. So here is an encore presentation of the best in Halloween wear.

Steve and Jeff welcome back the delightful fashion influencer Chrysanthemum for a look at what is hot in Halloween costumes for this year. She lets us all know that the prevailing theme for this year is "slutty," and all other themes revolve aroud it. Chrysanthemum's grandmother makes a surprise visit and brings valuable knowledge that only a few will understand. Steve spent the show looking at photos of a 1965 Chevy Impala. Right after the show Jeff booked two appointments a week for the next year with his dentist. Johnny is oddly happy watching them drill finger holes in a bowling ball. Miss Clare is practicing her nun chucks.

Chrysanthemum/ Grandma - Natalie Osborne (natalie-osborn.com) (Insta, TikTok and YouTube as @nataliemosborne)
Steve - Steve
Jeff - Jeff
Miss Clare - Clare
Johnny - Dr. Richard Slutsky
"Chase" from "Midnight Express" written and performed by Giorgio Moroder

#podcast #comedy #comedypodcast #improv #improvisation #comedyimprov #sketch #funny #Halloween #Halloweencostumes #slutty #sluttydoctor #sluttydentist #sluttyobgyn #catlady #couch #1965impala #eyeswideshut #sluttycostumes #comcast #verizon #harney #harneyhotel

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Still at their deportation site (the Cozumel Hilton Resort and Deportation Center), our hosts talk about the rapid-fire revenge tour indictments coming out of the White House faster than Epstein denials. Steve's Uncle Sal's Rogers Park sports book hasn't been this active since the 2003 playoffs, and don't ever ask him about that one. Our hosts discuss the newest indictments and the substantial non-evidence behind them. Steve resorts to song lyrics again. Jeff wishes Taco Tuesday could last all week. Johnny takes pepper spray target practice.

Steve - Steve

Jeff - Jeff

Johnny - Isbrand Tushar

"Holiday for Strings" written by David Rose and performed by David Rose and his Orchestra

#satire #politicalsatire #ICE #deportation #jdvance #mismivice #floridaman #antifa #trans #dragshow #weaponized #weaponizeddoj #doj #tang #uranus #revengetour #marytrump #huberthumphrey #surrenderedpress #tearsforfears #mlkday #king #pambondi #obama #bush #wbush #W #georgebush #scotus #supremecourt #theapprentice #emmyaward