This is the first ripple in the pond — a short but essential opening transmission to mark the true beginning of The Proton Pussy Podcast.

In this intro episode, I lay the foundation for what’s to come: a psychedelic storytelling project that blends feline mythology, personal transformation, cultural rebellion, and cosmic satire. You’ll hear how this podcast unfolds — not just as a series of stories, but as a living, evolving mythology rooted in creative freedom and spiritual exploration.

Expect:

• Audiobook-style tales from the Proton Pussy Cats multiverse

• Raw reflections on plant medicine, art, memes, and awakening

• Guest conversations with artists, mystics, coders, and rebels

• And plenty of playful, poetic chaos in between

  
  

This is the launch pad.
The first paw print on the path.
The soft purr before the storm.

Thanks for tuning in.

— Lachlan Grant SplendorHost & Storyteller

Welcome to the chaotic realm of Cokane Kitty — a snow-drenched fever dream of New Year’s madness, bad choices, and cosmic feline interference.

John just wanted a chill New Year. But when his best mate pulls him into a risky drug run in a sleepy ski town, things spiral fast. Cocaine drops, lusty detours, and slippery slopes give way to something stranger… the arrival of Cokane Kitty — a seductive, supernatural feline whose claws cut through timelines and whose purr can warp your perception of reality.

Enter the messy middle ground between grit and grace, where human desperation meets mystical symbolism and the Proton Pussy Cats reveal their darker magic. With cameos from Mystic Pussy and the wider Proton Pussy multiverse, this tale fuses:

• Drug-fueled antics

• Spiritual symbolism

• Raw friendship

• And destiny disguised as chaos

  
  

It’s wild. It’s weird. It’s Cokane Kitty.

The story deepens. In Part 2 of Princess Pussy – The Proton Pussy Cat, the veil between dimensions begins to lift. As Earth stumbles through spiritual disconnection and digital overload, Princess Pussy and her cosmic crew descend further into the shadowlands — the murky realms where ancient truths lie buried and unconscious forces pull the strings.

New allies emerge. Old patterns resist. From quantum downloads to unexpected feline confrontations, the awakening is officially underway.

With a blend of sharp wit, galactic insight, and mystical metaphor, this chapter continues the satirical saga of divine intervention — where pussy cats from the stars just might be humanity’s last hope.

🌀 The mission continues. The awakening begins.

In this vibrant and provocative first chapter, Princess Pussy – The Proton Pussy Cat takes the spotlight. With her entourage of awakened feline companions, she embarks on a mission from the cosmos: to help humanity transcend addiction, apathy, and ego.

This is no ordinary audiobook. It’s a psychedelic satire, a spiritual allegory, and a comedic critique of modern life — all rolled into one.

As Princess Pussy grapples with the mess of the human world — from pornified algorithms to emotional disconnection — she and her Proton Pussy crew remain steadfast in their mission: to elevate consciousness, awaken intuition, and guide Earth toward its next evolution.

Blending fantasy, humor, and fierce truth, this first installment sets the stage for a much bigger journey — one that will challenge listeners to look inward, laugh outward, and maybe even purr in recognition.

🎧 Start here. The cats have landed.

Step into the scorched red heart of Terra Australis and meet Desert Pussy — the sovereign feline sorceress of the outback. Riding with her pack of camels and a pouch of shimmering gold, Desert Pussy weaves her way through dry riverbeds and ancient dreaming tracks, guarding sacred lands and choosing who is worthy to enter the next age.

In this spellbound tale from the Proton Pussy Universe, she faces dingoes, dodges tricksters, and channels desert spirits as she prepares the land for the dawn of the Golden Age — one shaped by magic, tokenomics, and radical spiritual change.

With wit, wisdom, and a desert-dry sense of humor, Desert Pussy delivers a story of rebirth, ceremony, and chaotic beauty — all while reminding us that the desert tests before it reveals.

✨ Themes: Mysticism, the Australian Outback, decentralized magic, spiritual revolution, survival, and ancient prophecy.
🎧 A psychedelic folktale soaked in sun, sweat, and sovereignty.

Deep in the heart of the Daintree Rainforest, a group of thrill-seeking backpackers is about to get soaked — in more ways than one. When one of them is snatched by a crocodile, panic sets in… but something ancient and watchful stirs in the shadows.

Meet Dripping Wet Pussy — the mystical, moody, and magical feline who commands the rain and protects the wild. With teleportation powers, a sharp tongue, and a thunderous presence, she isn’t here for your campsite shenanigans. She’s here to teach a lesson in respect, survival, and elemental force.

This audiobook episode blends dark humour, rainforest mythos, and cheeky spiritual undertones in classic Proton Pussy style. As the story unfolds, listeners are drawn into a lush, surreal tale of nature’s power and the enigmatic force of the feline protector watching from the canopy.

Will they listen to her warnings? Or will the jungle claim them next?

✨ Host’s Note

Each of these character-driven episodes forms part of the Proton Pussy Cats origin saga — a psychedelic storytelling universe that purrs with magic, mischief, and mystery. These episodes serve as preludes to the reflective discussions still to come, grounding the mythology in narrative form.

Take this ride into the dripping, pulsating heart of the jungle. Just don’t forget to leave an offering.

And remember…
🌧️ Always respect the wild. Always invest in Proton Pussy.

This is the beginning of something strange, sacred, and undeniably feline.

In this introductory episode, I invite you into the mythos of The Proton Pussy Podcast — a multi-dimensional space where storytelling, satire, psychedelics, and spiritual symbolism all collide. You’ll hear the purrs of archetypal cats who walk between realities. You’ll feel the echo of medicine journeys woven into absurd, heartfelt tales. And you’ll find yourself reflecting, laughing, and maybe even remembering something you've always known.

I’m Lachlan Grant — musician, writer, and narrator of these wild transmissions. Each episode in this series opens a portal into a story from the Proton Pussy Cats universe — characters like Mystic Pussy, Cokane Kitty, Dreamweaver, and others who are more than they seem.

But this isn’t just an anthology of strange cat adventures. These episodes serve as preludes — seeds for deeper conversations and reflections to come. The Proton Pussy Podcast will evolve into a place of grounded, poetic, and sometimes outrageous exploration into consciousness, culture, and creative rebellion.

Whether you’re here for the laughs, the symbolism, the trippy metaphysics, or the raw human story behind it all — welcome.

Mystic Pussy | The Proton Pussy Cat

Step into a realm where memes meet mysticism, and the feline is a sacred guide. In this debut episode of The Proton Pussy Podcast, Lachlan Grant Splendor narrates a surreal tale of spiritual awakening, cosmic connection, and psychedelic transformation.

Mystic Pussy is more than a character — she is a keeper of sacred law, a shape-shifting oracle, and a divine feline with a message for those ready to awaken. The story follows a young man named John, who—after consuming magic mushrooms—finds himself in an altered reality where the enigmatic Mystic Pussy appears. Through riddles, visions, and heart-opening moments, John is guided through a powerful inner journey of healing, self-discovery, and soul activation.

As her loyal familiar, John must confront fear, let go of false identities, and rise to meet his true purpose — one that aligns with the unfolding plan of the Proton Pussy meme-verse.

This audio tale blurs the lines between story and ceremony, blending imagination with universal truths. It weaves themes of:

• Psychedelic initiation

• Divine feminine guidance

• Plant medicine integration

• Archetypal transformation

• And the cosmic intelligence of cats

Tune in to receive the medicine of Mystic Pussy — a character born from the edge where magic mushrooms, myth, and meme-coins collide.

Whether you’re an artist, psychonaut, mystic, or meme lover, this story will speak to the part of you that knows there’s more to this life — a hidden order pulsing beneath the chaos, where feline guides and playful archetypes light the way forward.

Part of the Proton Pussy Meme Universe – where creativity meets consciousness, and community meets crypto.