This is the first ripple in the pond — a short but essential opening transmission to mark the true beginning of The Proton Pussy Podcast.

In this intro episode, I lay the foundation for what’s to come: a psychedelic storytelling project that blends feline mythology, personal transformation, cultural rebellion, and cosmic satire. You’ll hear how this podcast unfolds — not just as a series of stories, but as a living, evolving mythology rooted in creative freedom and spiritual exploration.

Expect:

• Audiobook-style tales from the Proton Pussy Cats multiverse

• Raw reflections on plant medicine, art, memes, and awakening

• Guest conversations with artists, mystics, coders, and rebels

• And plenty of playful, poetic chaos in between

  
  

This is the launch pad.
The first paw print on the path.
The soft purr before the storm.

Thanks for tuning in.

— Lachlan Grant SplendorHost & Storyteller

Welcome to the chaotic realm of Cokane Kitty — a snow-drenched fever dream of New Year’s madness, bad choices, and cosmic feline interference.

John just wanted a chill New Year. But when his best mate pulls him into a risky drug run in a sleepy ski town, things spiral fast. Cocaine drops, lusty detours, and slippery slopes give way to something stranger… the arrival of Cokane Kitty — a seductive, supernatural feline whose claws cut through timelines and whose purr can warp your perception of reality.

Enter the messy middle ground between grit and grace, where human desperation meets mystical symbolism and the Proton Pussy Cats reveal their darker magic. With cameos from Mystic Pussy and the wider Proton Pussy multiverse, this tale fuses:

• Drug-fueled antics

• Spiritual symbolism

• Raw friendship

• And destiny disguised as chaos

  
  

It’s wild. It’s weird. It’s Cokane Kitty.

The story deepens. In Part 2 of Princess Pussy – The Proton Pussy Cat, the veil between dimensions begins to lift. As Earth stumbles through spiritual disconnection and digital overload, Princess Pussy and her cosmic crew descend further into the shadowlands — the murky realms where ancient truths lie buried and unconscious forces pull the strings.

New allies emerge. Old patterns resist. From quantum downloads to unexpected feline confrontations, the awakening is officially underway.

With a blend of sharp wit, galactic insight, and mystical metaphor, this chapter continues the satirical saga of divine intervention — where pussy cats from the stars just might be humanity’s last hope.

🌀 The mission continues. The awakening begins.