When you need a tire changed or a refrigerator moved to the second floor, who do you call? You call a man! Men are back, and are finally done with putting their hair up in mouse ears and going with you to the mall. Don’t be asking men to tell you which sheets they think are the softest. They have no idea – none - and anything they say is just to make you feel better. Men are no longer impressed by things like Kamala's bunions, so quit asking. And if a man brings a bag of Pork Rinds to your birthday party, don’t act surprised. Just smile and say thank you. Otis Investigates. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

The Mexican Navy is looking for a new navigator after somebody over there tried to drive their one hundred fifty-foot-tall boat underneath the one hundred thirty-foot tall Brooklyn Bridge. Not a good look! Pealed the top right off right in front of where congressman lady Sandy Cortez stays, and supposedly gets her laundry done. Hear what came next with Otis. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

You know that trick where you turn your socks inside out to get another couple of days out of them? Well, that’s what the donkey party bosses have in mind for Kamala. Just turn the lady in the pant suit inside out for another go at the controls, and do it fast before Sandy Cortez de Putanasa gets it all. But what's the difference? Aren’t you tired of complaining yet? I know I am. Imagine how much more we could get done around here if everybody put down the dopey little signs and walking around out in the yard saving democracy. Isn’t that getting old yet? It’s so last year. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands