The punishment phase following the presidential election has now started. Donkey Ladies everywhere, especially those with pre-existing conditions, have announced the end of sex as we know it. Men are now officially cut off as punishment for helping Orange Man win the White House. And to rub it in, some corn-fed girls are even cutting off their own hair, hoping that their diminished appearance might help deteriorate their relationships to help them become more irritating. Hell it might work. Donkey Ladies are hoping that men will somehow notice all this is happening and finally be remorseful. But since men are slow to catch on, there’s no word yet on how the protest is going. Remember all this is happening just because Kamala didn’t win - even with the endorsement of DJ Toilet Brush, men still wouldn’t vote for her! Donkey ladies don’t understand why and hope that this added misery will be enough to teach men a lesson. But that never goes well since men don’t really pay much attention. Maybe you’ve noticed. But here’s the thing: You’re still going to get that Chinchilla coat for Christmas whether you think you want it or not. That’s because what men really want is just for you to be happy. So cut off your hair and vote for Giggles if you like, but at the end of the day when the lights are low, let’s not talk about voting. Just do that thing you do with your one good eye and just let it all go. Now hold on ladies, just calm down, there’s enough Otis to go around. I’ll see you at the peace march. Hear Podcast ~ Wash hands

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