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One time, Shrout, Jason, Andy, and Buddah were riding in Fangboner (the van), making their way to a little sweet shop on the edge of town. They wanted to listen to Peter Cetera, but Buddah forgot his dongle, so they couldn’t hook up to the stereo. They forgave him, because he combed his hair for the occasion. They called Allen to make sure he was checking out episodes of the podcast. He just kept saying “A BOLT OF LIGHTNING!” over and over again. Jason called his cock, which Andy fast forwarded over. Then Buddah’s phone started ringing. He answered it and shouted “MOM, I’LL PEE IN YOUR BUTT!” The rest of the guys just looked at him with their heads tilted to the side like a dog that heard a fart. Andy was being racist the entire time, and it was hurting Shrout’s soul. The boys played a nice long game of movie association before finally arriving at the little sweet shop. They got to the door, and noticed two signs, one said “EHSMILE! YOU’RE ON CAMERA!” and another that said “WE TAKE PESOS ONLY”. They didn’t have any pesos, so they went home with empty stomachs. All of this stuff really did happen, but Andy edited it all out. So they had to beat him to death with his own shoes. Sorry.

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Welcome to The Hungry Gentleman Club! Andy, get off your phone and listen. Everyone else, you’re coel, rill coel. Speaking of Andy, why didn’t the makers of Idle Hands just hire him to do the special effects? After all, he is an expert. Air Supply acapella, The Cranberries acapella, and Shrout still doesn’t know when to quit. Ford Taurus Wagons are badass. Remember the “Smack My Bitch Up” music video?! Shrout and Andy spend time trying to convince Jason that coitus indeed happened. Certified Badass Shrout makes another appearance! Waxing intellectual about zombie body function. Is there tension in the room today? Some posi-core will get us right. When you’re sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam…Refrigerator Raider!

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Idle hands are the devil’s playground. So, evil possesses the hand of a lazy teenage stoner, Anton Tobias. What transpires from there is all kinds of wild shit. He kills his parents and his two best friends. Then he gets to bang Molly, his hot neighbor. But the catch is that his two best friends come back from the dead and have to help him find a way to defeat the evil, or his hand, or both. You know, Devon Sawa should have won the Heisman for his role in this movie. Join us for the Halloween horror comedy classic, Idle Hands! Shinfo; this movie is tied to the 2004 roots of what would ultimately become this podcast. We’ll explain. Anyway, we’re gonna hit the Snackmaster in the hall, you want anything?

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Ok, people! We have so much coughing on the mic, I mean, fun topics and conversation, stuffed into this tight little hole! Andy is FINALLY in a good mood! We have dope remixes. Boner talk (Jason and Andy can even make Shrout hard). Hands off the animals? Street justice? This isn’t a hardcore music podcast, is it? Waxing intellectual about windsor knots. Bond, James Bond, Junior. Q-Ball, the flyass rapper. If I wanted to be wasted, I’d be wasted. Wayners own the glayuss? No more Mrs. Nicefuck. It’s all in here, so just crawl on in!

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Hey there, you bunch of shit fuckers! Y’all like to dig holes and watch a bunch of young nut humpers pretend to be hardened criminals, but they’re actually just a bunch of pussies? Have I got the story for you! There’s this kid, Mumble Gums, or something like that, who mistakenly gets blamed for a crime, and has to go to a work camp out in the middle of nowhere, with little government oversight. (That would never actually happen in the U.S, er, um, yeah, it would NEVER happen here in the US!) Anyways, after befriending an illiterate dingleberry with eyes that look like they’re looking at seven different things at once, he finds himself a little dildo buried in the dirt with the initials “KB” on it, meaning that it was some lady’s special dildo, and there’s supposed to be some special treasure with it. So, Mumble Butt and Squid Eyes go off and try to have a special moment by climbing Buttplug Summit, and learn the special truth about that dildo they found. It belonged to Gangbang Sally, who was a criminal or something because she liked to bang black dudes, which wasn’t allowed back then because everyone was even more racist than they are now. Y’all think Wumbler Adams and Squinty Sidewinder can find the sex toy treasure? Or will they get lost like a couple of blind monkeys humping a gas tank? Stick around and find out while we discuss…Holes!

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Well, we hope you’re prepared for chaos. This one is ALL. OVER. THE. PLACE. Do as Andy says, not as he does, or he will have an aneurysm. We REFUSE to run! Boy and big brains Brad are the same guy! Jason describing the movie was significantly funnier than the movie itself. Fred is wrong, broccoli rules. Cousin Eddie is hotter than Phoebe Cates?! Are the boys trying to do Christmas Vacation again? Shrout’s childhood kitchen table is in the dining room of a bar at the Lake Of The Ozarks. Key lime pie really IS from Key West! Kevin Cronin. Finger bug makes an appearance (but not really because you can’t see him). What you CAN see is a Shrout photo montage! He’s such a Billy Badass!

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Hey y’all, it’s our first episode in the new TMRP Studio! We moved to Jason’s house! Here we go! A woman gets dumped by her husband, and loses all sense of reality. Her mom and friends then have to try to keep her from hurting herself. She goes to her mom’s house and sleeps in her childhood bed. Then her childhood imaginary friend returns and destroys her mom’s house (and more). Shenanigans and chaos ensue, and then this movie proceeds to go all over the place. You’re just gonna have to believe us on this one. And maybe join us? As we discuss? Drop Dead Fred? By the way…Who Ate De Dong?

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