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Ok, people! We have so much coughing on the mic, I mean, fun topics and conversation, stuffed into this tight little hole! Andy is FINALLY in a good mood! We have dope remixes. Boner talk (Jason and Andy can even make Shrout hard). Hands off the animals? Street justice? This isn’t a hardcore music podcast, is it? Waxing intellectual about windsor knots. Bond, James Bond, Junior. Q-Ball, the flyass rapper. If I wanted to be wasted, I’d be wasted. Wayners own the glayuss? No more Mrs. Nicefuck. It’s all in here, so just crawl on in!

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Hey there, you bunch of shit fuckers! Y’all like to dig holes and watch a bunch of young nut humpers pretend to be hardened criminals, but they’re actually just a bunch of pussies? Have I got the story for you! There’s this kid, Mumble Gums, or something like that, who mistakenly gets blamed for a crime, and has to go to a work camp out in the middle of nowhere, with little government oversight. (That would never actually happen in the U.S, er, um, yeah, it would NEVER happen here in the US!) Anyways, after befriending an illiterate dingleberry with eyes that look like they’re looking at seven different things at once, he finds himself a little dildo buried in the dirt with the initials “KB” on it, meaning that it was some lady’s special dildo, and there’s supposed to be some special treasure with it. So, Mumble Butt and Squid Eyes go off and try to have a special moment by climbing Buttplug Summit, and learn the special truth about that dildo they found. It belonged to Gangbang Sally, who was a criminal or something because she liked to bang black dudes, which wasn’t allowed back then because everyone was even more racist than they are now. Y’all think Wumbler Adams and Squinty Sidewinder can find the sex toy treasure? Or will they get lost like a couple of blind monkeys humping a gas tank? Stick around and find out while we discuss…Holes!

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Well, we hope you’re prepared for chaos. This one is ALL. OVER. THE. PLACE. Do as Andy says, not as he does, or he will have an aneurysm. We REFUSE to run! Boy and big brains Brad are the same guy! Jason describing the movie was significantly funnier than the movie itself. Fred is wrong, broccoli rules. Cousin Eddie is hotter than Phoebe Cates?! Are the boys trying to do Christmas Vacation again? Shrout’s childhood kitchen table is in the dining room of a bar at the Lake Of The Ozarks. Key lime pie really IS from Key West! Kevin Cronin. Finger bug makes an appearance (but not really because you can’t see him). What you CAN see is a Shrout photo montage! He’s such a Billy Badass!

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