Hey, mamas! Welcome to our first mini mediocre moment with the Mediocre Moms Club. Motherhood is undeniably messy, and today, we're diving into the chaos unapologetically. Grab a moment for yourself, because you deserve it.

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Segment 1: Sunday Morning Madness
Picture this – it's a Sunday morning, and our host is already feeling the whirlwind of motherhood. From old lady bathrobes to breath critiques from her son, the relatable chaos sets the stage for a hilarious yet real journey into the daily struggles of being a mom.

Segment 2: Staircase Scrolls
As our host heads upstairs to brush her teeth (because, you know, bad breath is a serious offense), she stumbles upon a teacher tip that leads her down a rabbit hole of organization and documentation. The multitasking mom life is in full swing, and the staircase becomes the unexpected stage for this comedy of errors.

Segment 3: The Three Full-Time Jobs
In a candid moment, our host reflects on the overwhelming nature of her life – managing a home, being a wife, and juggling the crazy schedules of parenting. She eloquently expresses the feeling of working three full-time jobs and the struggle to find balance. It's a raw and honest confession that resonates with moms everywhere.

Segment 4: On the Verge of a Mental Breakdown
Texting a friend about the verge of a mental breakdown becomes the relatable turning point. The search for a checklist and the solidarity with other moms experiencing the same chaos create a shared understanding of the impossible tasks life throws at them.

Conclusion:
As we wrap up this mini mediocre moment, let's acknowledge the truly impossible task of being a mom. Whether you're a working mom or not, the struggle is real. Remember, do the best you can, embrace the chaos, and know that you're a badass. Because, in the end, that's all any mom can do.

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Thanks for joining the Mediocre Moms Club. If you enjoyed this episode, share your own chaotic mom moments with us using #MediocreMoments. Until next time, mamas, keep embracing the messiness of motherhood – you're doing an incredible job!

 Hey Mamas! Life's been a wild ride lately, and our host is here with a quick update. Join her as she spills the tea on juggling life's flaming torches and why creating full episodes has become a high-flying act.

In this episode, our fearless mama unveils an exciting plan: a bi-weekly rendezvous filled with mini mediocre moments that are like snacks for your ears. Short, sweet, and slightly salty, these bite-sized episodes promise to be the perfect companions for your average day, filled with the charm of everyday chaos and the magic of imperfection.

So, whether you're a seasoned member of the Mediocre Moms Club or a curious newcomer, buckle up for a journey through life's wonderfully mediocre twists and turns. Our host encourages you to embrace the imperfect, conquer your average day, and throw a giant little finger to perfection.

Remember, life is too short to be anything but fabulously mediocre. Stay gloriously unexceptional, you badass members of the Mediocre Moms Club. Until next time, let's revel in the magic of mediocrity together! 🌟✨ 

8/16/23

The Mediocre Moms Club

Episode #4: "Self Care Sunday" - DJ Flula

Join KiKi and I while we discuss the importance of self care as a mama!
 

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4/17/23

The Mediocre Moms Club

Episode #3: "Life Is A Highway" - Tom Cochrane

Meet my friend , Sarah! In this episode,  we (super hypocritically) discuss all the craziness of travel as a mama. From the preparation and the act of physically traveling, to the idea of paying money to NOT sleep in a different location; we share our thoughts on it all. Whether you are travelling with or without your kid, for work or for pleasure, travel is no easy task for any mama.

***Apologies in advance for the terrible audio - what an editing nightmare! Note to self: never record on the floor in a hotel room again. *** 

Links to Mentioned Media 

• Tom Cochrane - "Life is a Highway"
• Nugget (from episode 1)
• Rick Coffey (BigKidRick): The "Evolve Unapologetically" man

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3/29/23

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Episode #2: "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS" - LMFAO

KiKi is BACK! In this episode,  we discuss the miserable task of taking your kids to the doctor, especially when they have to get SHOTS. Pretty sure they should provide parents with a different kind of shot at these appointments. Am I right?!


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• LMFAO - "Shots"

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3/13/23

The Mediocre Moms Club

Episode #1: "You Can Find Me in Da Club" - 50 Cent

In this episode, I am joined by one of my best mama friends, Kiki. Together we introduce the podcast, discuss some of our ugly truths of motherhood, and open up our village of mediocre,  non-judgmental, and sometimes vulgar mamas to others who are still looking for their tribe.


Links to Mentioned Media 

• He-Man Woman-Haters Club Scene - The Little Rascals 
• "You're  Fucking Awesome Mom" by Leslie Ann Bruce
• "#IMOMSOHARD" by Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley

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Attention all mediocre mamas - you and your frozen Dino-chicken nuggets are not alone. No one told us motherhood would be incredibly hard, ridiculously exhausting, and impossible to be a pro at. Like, what the fuck? We have warning labels for HOT COFFEE being HOT, but no one could give us a quick heads up about teething or Goddam Hand Foot and Mouth?! I’m just saying, the only way to survive this thing is to get through it together - one crazy day at a time.

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