This week, Bryan and Mario switch things up with a more serious tone, focusing on just two big topics that deserved their full attention.

The first hour is all about health and diet improvement, as the boys share their current gym routines, how they’ve been changing what they eat, and what they’ve learned from the live chat about different medications that could help with metabolism and weight loss. From uncovering the hidden sugar in fruit parfaits to breaking down what Retatrutide is, the conversation is packed with insight and takeaways anyone can use.

Then, in the second hour, the discussion shifts to the biggest story in America: the assassination of political activist Charlie Kirk. Bryan and Mario examine how his death has intensified political division, why some people are disturbingly celebrating a life lost, and how free speech is being twisted into something dangerous in the ongoing culture wars. It’s a raw, thoughtful conversation about the state of America today, and one that the guys felt was important to have.

Football is back, baby! Mario and Bryan are suiting up to preview the upcoming Detroit Lions season, and while they’re not predicting a wild 15-win campaign this time around, the boys still believe the Lions are primed to be one of the toughest squads in the NFL. Speaking of the gridiron, they break down one of the most jaw-dropping ejections ever—just six seconds in for spitting on an opponent. Yikes.

But it’s not all football. The guys plot their official breakup with Call of Duty in favor of the much-anticipated Battlefield 6 (especially with it dropping on Game Pass). Plus: what Halloween costume would you rock if it had to be your “sexual awakening?” Did the "Philadelphia Phillies Karen" really think yelling at a dad for a home run ball wouldn't consume the internet? And how much flexing would you do if a $1.8 billion jackpot landed in your lap? Spoiler: Bryan’s already shopping for pocket-rocket sports cars.

It’s a chaotic mix of sports, gaming, and unfiltered nonsense—aka just another week with Mario and Bryan.

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The boys are back after a week away, and Mario can’t stop smiling—because he finally got to see Linkin Park live for the first time. Middle-school Mario (with his Nike SB shoes and cloudy mind) would’ve been screaming along, and present-day Mario still is.

But it’s not all concerts and nostalgia: Bryan and his mechanic knowledge break down a viral car crash involving a Ford Mustang Mach-E that’s anything but your average “oops, one-car” mishap. Spoiler: this EV made headlines for more than just a dented bumper.

Meanwhile, Mario’s computer decides it’s had enough of podcasting and literally mutes him mid-show, leaving Bryan waving SOS flags across the virtual studio. They also take a wholesome detour to shout out a local first-time author on her book release, and then get nerdy over McLaren Racing’s wild move—opening bids for regular humans (yes, us included) to buy a race car that hasn’t even been built yet.

It’s chaos, it’s fun, and it’s everything you missed while they were gone.

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After a brief week off, the boys are back—and Bryan's now a Redditor. Yes, it finally happened. He made his debut by posting his latest find: a Ford Focus ST... that he bought for $500. What followed was a firestorm of reactions from the Reddit car community—ranging from stunned disbelief to straight-up envy. Was it a deal of the decade, or is there a catch?

Meanwhile, Mario and Bryan rejoice over YouTube's latest policy change: swearing in the first few seconds is no longer demonetized! Which means less editing, more authenticity, and a full $3.62 in ad revenue proudly preserved.

Also in this episode:

The boys go Crazy (Taxi) hunting for the next retro game to add to their shelves.

Why the Futurama video game now costs hundreds online (seriously?)

And should you trust Temu car lifts? Because $1800 for a two-post lift sounds great… until you actually look at it.

Join us for this chaotic ride of cars, games, and very questionable consumer choices.

This week, Bryan and Mario dive headfirst into the swirling chaos of corporate scandal and pop culture mayhem. First up? The CEO of Astronomer and the head of HR get caught in a steamy bear hug on the Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert…and let’s just say the Human Resources irony is off the charts. Now the CEO’s soon-to-be ex-wife is lawyering up, and we’re calculating just how many Tesla's and lake houses she’s about to walk away with.

Then, is this the end of late-night as we know it? With Stephen Colbert reportedly on the chopping block at CBS, Bryan and Mario debate what’s killing the format — and who (if anyone) can save it.

In a more somber moment, they honor the legendary daredevil Felix Baumgartner, who once jumped from space and now leaps into the history books after his passing. RIP to a man who laughed in the face of gravity.

To round things out, Mario — hyped for his weekend escape to Holland, Michigan — brings a list of the most oddly delightful U.S. towns named after faraway lands. Ever been to Paris… Texas? Dublin… Ohio? Or maybe you’re more of a Cairo, Illinois kinda listener.

It’s gossip, goodbyes, and global geography all in one beautifully chaotic episode.

After a much-needed month of sun, travel, and dodging knife-wielding McDonalds co-workers (not them thankfully), Bryan and Mario are finally back behind the mics! In this chaotic comeback episode, the duo dives into why they’re once again recording virtually — spoiler: it involves wanting to have full house usage again, and not exactly arm scratching, suspect posing, and a very shaky Wi-Fi connection.

They also hatch some early (and highly debatable) plans for a permanent studio, because who needs structure when you’ve got vibes? And naturally, the conversation spirals into a rant-filled deep dive about how buying video games in 2025 has become less "fun hobby" and more "epic quest worthy of a fantasy saga."

It’s messy, it’s mildly therapeutic, and it’s definitely The Legal Aliens. Tune in — they're a little sunburnt, slightly traumatized, and 100% back

We’re out here putting respect on the names of crackheads who’ve survived more boss battles than your favorite anime character. We’re just here to give them their crown.

Hood spots with bulletproof glass and five-star flavor. If it’s greasy, sketchy, and made by someone’s auntie with a Bluetooth in her ear, we’re reviewing it.

Music? Yeah, we talk about that too. Not that “let’s unpack the lyrics” podcast crap. We’re here for songs that make you ugly dance, wall slide, or text your ex at 2 AM. If it got a dumb hook, bad autotune, and a fire beat, we’re bumping it.

And then there’s the real talk. Does having Black friends give you the pass, or are you just playing with your life? Would we make good pimps?

This episode goes from digital realism to divine intervention. First, the mind-blowing, borderline terrifying graphics of Grand Theft Auto 6. Then we take a detour into the early 2000s with a racing game so ridiculous in its portrayal of women, we’re 90% sure it was either a fever dream or funded entirely by Axe body spray.

Finally, we shift gears completely and discuss the Vatican’s latest plot twist: the new pope is from Chicago. Yes, that Chicago. Deep-dish, Bulls-loving, Cubs-cursed Chicago. Is this the most American the papacy has ever been? Probably. Tune in for high-speed nonsense, holy surprises, and at least one moment where we question reality entirely.