We’re out here putting respect on the names of crackheads who’ve survived more boss battles than your favorite anime character. We’re just here to give them their crown.

Hood spots with bulletproof glass and five-star flavor. If it’s greasy, sketchy, and made by someone’s auntie with a Bluetooth in her ear, we’re reviewing it.

Music? Yeah, we talk about that too. Not that “let’s unpack the lyrics” podcast crap. We’re here for songs that make you ugly dance, wall slide, or text your ex at 2 AM. If it got a dumb hook, bad autotune, and a fire beat, we’re bumping it.

And then there’s the real talk. Does having Black friends give you the pass, or are you just playing with your life? Would we make good pimps?

This episode goes from digital realism to divine intervention. First, the mind-blowing, borderline terrifying graphics of Grand Theft Auto 6. Then we take a detour into the early 2000s with a racing game so ridiculous in its portrayal of women, we’re 90% sure it was either a fever dream or funded entirely by Axe body spray.

Finally, we shift gears completely and discuss the Vatican’s latest plot twist: the new pope is from Chicago. Yes, that Chicago. Deep-dish, Bulls-loving, Cubs-cursed Chicago. Is this the most American the papacy has ever been? Probably. Tune in for high-speed nonsense, holy surprises, and at least one moment where we question reality entirely.

This week, the internet — and possibly the planet — is on fire. We kick things off with a woman absolutely losing it during a police encounter. Is it a cry for help, a performance piece, or just Monday energy? Next, we somehow manage to go from public meltdowns to the Palestine conflict. Then there’s Kanye West, who dropped a new song and apparently thought, “What if I made the worst PR move in human history?” Spoiler: it involves praising Hitler. We’re as confused as you are.

Meanwhile, South America’s music scene is popping off with rhythms so spicy they might sue reggaeton for emotional damage. And finally, we address the most pressing philosophical debate of our time: Can 100 men take down 1 gorilla? No weapons. No mercy. Just vibes and testosterone.

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