Since this movie doesn't do it for you:

WARNING: VIEWERS WHO ARE PHOTOSENSITIVE SHOULD AVOID THE FIRST ALL OF THIS MOVIE

Okay, but seriously, if you are photosensitive, don't watch the credits for this movie. Maybe don't watch this movie.

Or maybe do watch this movie and realize how much better your life is for it.

Josh called this one from a million miles away. His cohost Ryan likes this movie for all the WRONG reasons. It is an absolute fever dream of some hack, arthouse film student's midterm assignment after they spent all night drinking Jolt Cola watching The Matrix, Assault on Precinct 13, The Muppets, and Mission Impossible. You think you know cinema? You REALLY think you know cinema? You think you know what's possible from cinematic expression? Have you seen Godzilla Final Wars? No?

Then you don't know true cinema. Not yet you don't.

Here's the thing. Captions guy doesn't even know where to begin trying to describe this movie. It probably defies description. It's like nothing you've ever seen before. There's mutant N**is. Every Godzilla monster from the whole freaking franchise. Matrix references. The absolutely most absurd representation of Harlem you've ever seen and ever will see. This movie offends most of the senses, and if it could be served on a china platter, it'd offend taste, too.

And yet.

It is a masterpiece.

Strap in. Buckle up. It's Godzilla gd Final Wars. Get ready for the most 2000 movie you've ever seen. Ever.

Alright, Cinephiles, I'm not even going to bury the lead on this one. Josh told Ryan this is considered one of the greatest Godzilla films of all time, if not one of THE greatest films of all time period, noting, in particular, that it currently boasts a Rotten Tomatoes score of an immaculate 100%

100% Rotten Tomatoes score.

One of the greatest films of all time, ever.

.......ACCORDING TO SIX WHOLE PEOPLE.

Even the AUDIENCE SCORE, which would normally stand at a very respectable 93% is for TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY REVIEWS. What kind of sample sizes are we talking about here, Josh?!

For reference, in case you think Description Guy is making hay over nothing, Godzilla Minus One, the most recent Godzilla movie made fully thirty years after this film, has over Five Thousand user reviews. Take that for what you will!

Anyway, this is the movie Godzilla dies.

No really, Godzilla straight up dies AGAIN in this flick.

Now, that's after some curious and slightly confusing Aliens(1986) and The Thing(1981) rip-off moments that lead to one of the more Lovecraftian villains in the franchise, as well as pyshics in helicopters and some James Bond level quips from a guy who flies a ship suspiciously named like SEX.

Oh what else is there to say about this one?

Six freaking reviews, I swear......

Godzilla Vs. Destoroyah was released in 1995 and stars Takuro Tatsumi, Yoko Ishino, Yasufumi Hayashi, and Megumi Odaka

The answer ALEX TREBEK (rest his soul, saints preserve us) gave was "A hybrid film combining elements of James Bond spy movies, fifties atomic invasion cinema, and an extended musical break." The question was...

What is "Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla"?

In the second instalment of our Godzilla Eras Tour (no relation to the Taylor Swift tour, this refers to the Godzilla eras and how they, you know what, just go listen to the first episode we explain it there), we're taking on the beast made of space titanium, invented by aliens but once broken by humans can only be fixed by a human who is an expert in alien technology (deep breath) MECHAGODZILLA!

Also, technically, humans don't break Mechagodzilla, it's either Anguruis or Godzilla, but podcast notes guy can't remember because this movie is so weird it all starts to run together in sort of a bizarre Godzilla goop.

Join Josh and Ryan as they break down the absolutely baffling musical choices, the ONE clever thing the movie does before ninety minutes of questionable decisions, and what the best methods for slowly steaming a person to death is (this is relavent to the movie, the aliens have really inefficient ways of dispatching their enemies).

Join us for: GODZILLA VS MECHAGODZILLA! Released 1974, starring Masaaki Daimon, Kazuya Aoyama, Reiko Tajima, and Akihiko Hirata