Shaun Connolly cartwheels up the red carpet to steal America's heart on the silver screen of our podcast.

As always, these are actual cold reads by people who have never seen the sketches before.

"Betting Shark" at 3:39

"Zoo Guy" at 12:13

"The Demon and the Doorknob" at 22:22

"Attic" at 30:50

"Classroom" at 40:27

"Turkey Brothers'" at 52:57

It goes: Ocean's 11 of gas stations except it's an ad, then a new (awful) kind of guy, the doorknob to hell itself, a meditation on attics, John hits for the cycle of his three voices, and What's Eating Gilbert Grape but if it was about sliced turkey. Yanno, cinema!

We also chat weddings, lotto swag, Shaun's time as a teacher, and a bunch of other stuff.

Zack Norton wrote half of the sketches so send your complaints to him! We don't wanna hear it!

Go to Shaun and Bryan's screening of Hubie Halloween at Hunchback Gallery in Worcester! It's October 12th @ 7pm you heard it here last.

Hosted by John Farrell, Thom Crowley, and Katlin McFee.

Raoul Biron brings his movie star magnetism back to the table of reading dumb sketches. Cinema!

"Parking Lot" at 4:20

"Bed Bugs" at 13:33

"Baseball" at 21:54

"Newton" at 32:54

"Wing Dings" at 42:48

"Surfin'" at 49:08

An angry old guy gives way to an angry guy's subconcious, and then some kind of Babe Ruth-style legal scam. Maybe he's a lawyer? Either way we skim over some kinda gross medical stuff, and also veer into a thing about bed bugs, so good vibes only!

After a halftime chat about the US Open, things go back to 1600s England. Also I looked it up just now and Copernicus was Polish and not Italian but you know what? Who cares. This is living cinema. Then sketches about fonts and da beach. Whatever.

Zack Norton delivers once again, in the sense that everyone was unsettled by two sketches. Thanks, Zack!

Go to Chuckles in Harvard Square!

Hosted by John Farrell, Thom Crowley, and Katlin McFee.

Carly and Maylin return to the table of success and deliver Golden Globe Shortlist level performances. It's a big deal!

As always, these are cold reads of comedy sketches by people who haver never seen the sketches before.

"Hospital Visit" at 4:06

"Mrs. Doubtfires" at 13:59

"Call-In Show" at 22:39

"Spare Tire" at 34:27

"Roast Battle" at 42:20

"The Condo" at 51:29

It goes: Man vs Horse, insane fixation on Mrs. Doubtfire, then a whole sports talk radio thing that really explores the space. Then a very confused heist, some inter-city conflict, and the harsh realities of being a Condo Guy.

Big ups to Zack Norton for escalating what is already a very weird show! It's genuinely impressive!

Hosted by John Farrell, Thom Crowley, and Katlin McFee.