TRIGGER WARNING: This episode talks about death and funerals in a chaotic and humorous way. If you think I’m leaving this world quietly, think again. In this episode, we’re planning the most unhinged, over-the-top funeral imaginable—because why go out with dignity when you can go out with drama? From dramatic last words and cursed playlists to a guest list that would make reality TV look tame, I'm designing a send-off that will have people talking for generations. Bring your black veils and a sense of humor—this one's going to be iconic.

Look, I’m self-aware enough to admit it—I would not last 24 hours in the wild. No survival instincts, no wilderness skills, and absolutely no ability to start a fire without a lighter. In this episode, I’m breaking down exactly why I would be nature’s easiest victim. From my complete lack of knowledge about edible plants to my inability to build a shelter, I’ll be exposing all the reasons I’d be doomed. If you’re someone who actually knows how to survive in the wild, prepare to be deeply disappointed in me. If you’re as clueless as I am, well—at least we can go out together. Grab a snack (preferably one that doesn’t require foraging), and let’s talk about how I would meet my untimely demise in the great outdoors.

If I somehow found myself in charge of the world, it wouldn’t be pretty. In this episode, I’m unleashing my inner dictator and laying down the law on what would be immediately outlawed under my tyrannical reign. From basic manners to the ridiculous trends I can’t stand, I’ll give you a full rundown of the crimes that would get you exiled from my kingdom. Get ready for a deep dive into the laws of my chaotic utopia, where common sense is king and petty annoyances are punishable by harsh (but totally justifiable) consequences. Tune in and prepare to hear about all the things I’d ban to make the world a little bit less insufferable… or at least, a little bit more tolerable for me.

In this wildly unhinged episode, I’m once again exposing myself by reflecting on my weirdest, most questionable google searches–and trust me, it’s a lot. From bizarre late-night curiosities to searches that probably landed me on a watchlist, I’ll be explaining the why behind each one (spoiler : there’s not always a good reason). If my FBI agent is listening.. I’m sorry. For everyone else, buckle up for a chaotic ride through the weird corners of my search history.

In this self reflective (but still chaotic) episode of Tattoo’d & Twisted, I take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask the real question: Am I the drama? Spoiler alert – probably. I’ll be unpacking my most questionable life choices with a healthy dose of dark humor, zero denial, and just a sprinkle of regret. If you’ve ever wondered whether you’re the problem, join me as I embrace the chaos and admit… yeah, it’s me, I’m the drama.

Welcome to the Existential Crisis Hour, where I spiral so you don't have to. In this episode of Tattoo'd & Twisted, I'll be unpacking the weird, unsettling thoughts that creep in at 3 a.m- like the afterlife, the meaning of life, and other fun topics guaranteed to trigger an identity crisis. If you love dark humor mixed with philosophical chaos, this one's for you. Grab a snack, question your reality, and let's overthink together.

In this brutally honest episode of Tattoo'd & Twisted, I'm putting myself on blast and ranking my most toxic traits--because self-awareness is the first step..right? From petty habits to questionable life choices, no flaw is safe as I deliver a full on self roast with the grace of a wrecking ball. If you've ever felt like a hot mess, don't worry-- I'm here to make you feel better about yourself. Tune in for unhinged honesty, dark humor, and a reminder that personal growth starts with admitting you're the problem (sometimes).

In this episode of Tattoo'd & Twisted, I'm going to be unleashing pure, unfiltered chaos. I'm diving headfirst into all the things that make society unbearable--annoying trends, everyday frustrations, and the random nonsense that somehow thrives in this world. Nothing is safe, no one is spared, but don't worry... I'm still the exception. Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and prepare for some unapologetic rants sprinkled with dark humor and petty commentary.