TRIGGER WARNING: This episode talks about death and funerals in a chaotic and humorous way. If you think I’m leaving this world quietly, think again. In this episode, we’re planning the most unhinged, over-the-top funeral imaginable—because why go out with dignity when you can go out with drama? From dramatic last words and cursed playlists to a guest list that would make reality TV look tame, I'm designing a send-off that will have people talking for generations. Bring your black veils and a sense of humor—this one's going to be iconic.

Look, I’m self-aware enough to admit it—I would not last 24 hours in the wild. No survival instincts, no wilderness skills, and absolutely no ability to start a fire without a lighter. In this episode, I’m breaking down exactly why I would be nature’s easiest victim. From my complete lack of knowledge about edible plants to my inability to build a shelter, I’ll be exposing all the reasons I’d be doomed. If you’re someone who actually knows how to survive in the wild, prepare to be deeply disappointed in me. If you’re as clueless as I am, well—at least we can go out together. Grab a snack (preferably one that doesn’t require foraging), and let’s talk about how I would meet my untimely demise in the great outdoors.

If I somehow found myself in charge of the world, it wouldn’t be pretty. In this episode, I’m unleashing my inner dictator and laying down the law on what would be immediately outlawed under my tyrannical reign. From basic manners to the ridiculous trends I can’t stand, I’ll give you a full rundown of the crimes that would get you exiled from my kingdom. Get ready for a deep dive into the laws of my chaotic utopia, where common sense is king and petty annoyances are punishable by harsh (but totally justifiable) consequences. Tune in and prepare to hear about all the things I’d ban to make the world a little bit less insufferable… or at least, a little bit more tolerable for me.