X and Lumpy pour King’s County straight bourbon and 13th Colony cask strength southern rye while diving into holiday chaos, from Whamageddon and Secret Santa assholery to real talk about men’s mental health when the season hits hardest. They swap stories on friendships, grief, and being 1,800 miles from family, share a simple challenge to check on your boys, and shout out 988 as a lifeline that everyone should know. All that, plus bourbon nerdery, Christmas traditions, and why a good rye pairs perfectly with a good maduro.

General X and Lumpy kick things off with pure chaos, dodgeball theology, and absolutely zero filters before diving into a wild bourbon-soaked night with special guests Whiskey Odin, Whiskey Witch, and Big Red Whiskey.

The crew talks about:

• 🧪 A four-year passion project from 3 Witches Distillery / Valkyrie Mountain Farms – including an unreleased “unicorn” pour

• 🔥 Hazmat madness: Blanton’s Straight From the Barrel, Buckner’s 14-year, and the infamous Wyatt Earp 13-year 165.4

• 🥵 Lumpy’s Carolina Reaper–infused chocolate and the story of one man’s empty-stomach, gym-bathroom suffering

• 🦃 Thanksgiving vs. Friendsgiving: turkey wars, stuffing crimes, Latin sides, “white people” green bean casserole, and what happens if there’s no turkey or ham

• 🥃 AITA: Hazmat at Friendsgiving Edition — is Kyle an asshole for wanting to drown a hazmat in Coke and tap water?

They wrap the Ocho with a toast to good bottles, good friends, and knowing damn well when not to mix the two, plus a custom rap outro to send you off right.

Pour something brown, press play, and gobble your wobble — it’s The Ocho.

Yo, yo – welcome to Episode 007 of Talking Shit Today. X kicks things off with a brutal conference story involving a rogue sneeze, 300 people, and an instant “fuck you” moment before the guys settle into what’s in the glass: Hardin’s Creek Warehouse R, 11 years, 110 proof, mushroom label and all. They nose it, sip it, splash some water in it, and land around a 7.2/10 – earthy, savory, hot, and probably better on the rocks than neat.

From there, they dive into a friendly-but-real debate: does money actually buy better bourbon? Pappy, King of Kentucky, Peerless, Old Forester barrel picks, Benchmark, and the $20–$800+ question all hit the table. Then things get deeper: X and Lumpy unpack philos, eros, and agape, why men struggle to say “I love you” platonically, and how aging, pain, and wisdom show up in midlife (knee surgeries, bad backs, and “mind strong, body weak” included).

They close with love, laughs, and a tease for EP008 featuring Whiskey Odin from Three Witches Distillery. Smash follow, rate the show, and drop a comment: is expensive bourbon really worth it—and do you tell your friends you love them?

Lumpy and X are talking shit and sipping on a stellar lineup of whiskey!

They start with a "dangerous drinker," Company Distilling Straight Tennessee Whiskey Finished with Applewood, and discuss the unique Lincoln County Process that mellows the spirit. Then, the guys try a high-proof Old Forester Single Barrel Barrel Proof store pick, using it to demonstrate the "magic" of the Whiskey Grail and how it can tame the heat of cask-strength pours.

The final pour is Widow Jane Lucky 13, a 13-year-old, 93 proof bourbon. They explore its unique taste profile, which features notes of pecan pie, vanilla bean, and birch beer, and its connection to the Rosendale Mines of New York.

Plus, X shares the history of the new Bourbon Trading Cards from The Bourbon Don, and they discuss X's classic car project—a 1950 Chevy Styleline and the electrical woes of a 2003 Ford Thunderbird—all from the comfort of the 35-foot Winnebago studio!

The glasses are full and the mics are hot as General X and Lumpy dive into another round of bourbon, dad life, and chaos management. From killer pours to curve-ball conversations, it’s equal parts smooth and unfiltered. Laughs, lessons, and a few surprises—because on this show, the plan is no plan.

Explicit content. Sip responsibly and share the vibe.

Bourbon pops, travel tales, dance-dad origins, and a tool-nerd victory lap—Episode 4 brings heat, laughs, and a surprisingly creamy 90-proof finish.

Better to be seen than viewed—and definitely better with a pour. In “Got Juice?” X and Lumpy go balls-deep into bourbon culture: a Kenny’s Liquors field report, recent unicorn pours (GTS 116.9, Saz 18, Handy), and a head-to-head of Knob Creek 9-Year vs 12-Year—same proof, wildly different finish. We also tackle the “juice” debate: is shorthand cringe or just shop talk distillers use too? Plus: allocated vs everyday bottles (how to enjoy amazing whiskey without secondary madness), a shout to the bourbon TikTok community, and X’s viral OSU post that, uh… “prematurely ranked.”

Grab a Glen, light a stick if that’s your thing, and hang with us. The best juice is what you like.