Stories of poo that did and didn't happen, though this is more fun to talk about because they happened to other people.

Stu is feeling old, and as an old man, wants to complain about it.

Amy is still young and foolish enough to believe the myth that a gym will help her running.

• Hyrox athlete apologises for continuing race after soiling herself - BBC News
• Sydney Sweeney naked sports ad controversy: what’s she playing at? - The Latest
• Watch: Flash flooding interrupts half-marathon, submerges cars - BBC News
• Higher pollution levels linked to slower marathon times across six world marathon majors | News | University of Leicester
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Are run clubs bullshit, or is it just an easy subject to bash on social media?

We rob content from Reddit and give our opinions on it.

Amy does not roundhouse a sheep off a cliff.

Stu doesn't win a race, and Amy goes on a charming, craft-filled, pilgrimage run experiencing joy, sorrow, and tribulations.

We (sort of) finally learn Amy's blood type but still don't know why we need to, ask for fancy dress ideas, and ponder humanity's downfall at the hands of the robots.

• China’s record robotic strides show the limits of human speed | Reuters
• Farmer warns trespass runners risk serious injury - BBC News
• Weymouth parkrun suspended for two weeks after rise in overtaking issues - BBC News
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