Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲

Welcome to episode nine of Roll The Old Bones, the weekly Dungeons & Dragons comedy podcast where newbie Gen X player Andy learn the ropes through absurd gameplay, silly sketches, and family-friendly dad jokes with his Gen Z son, Duncan.

In this episode, Andy trades the spellbooks for martial arts as he tests out the Monk class—a master of focus, discipline, and ultimate stealth.

Inside this week's quest:

• The Lazurian Labyrinth: Andy attempts to breeze through a series of chaotic, Total Wipeout-themed obstacle courses.
• The Flurry of Blows: How a Monk's martial artistry tackles unsuspecting opponents.
• The Final Boss: An epic showdown against Donkey Kong himself.
• The Favour of Fortune: A string of unbelievably lucky dice rolls, featuring a rare double d20!

We peek in on The Dark Lord who is struggling with creating the One Ring and gets distracted by a social media trend. There’s an advert for the Ent-Ertainer, with toys and activities to keep young Halflings occupied during long Entmoot meetings, and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see new weapons presented to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week.

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Welcome to Roll the Old Bones: a weekly D&D audiopodcast featuring silly sketches, newbie gameplay, and family-friendly comedy.

In Episode 8, Andy tries out the Druid class, shapeshifting straight into a Plants vs. Zombies and Mr Weebl inspired labyrinth. From dealing with a badger attack in a room full of mushrooms to managing the Dark Lord's "Illithid Support Hotline" phone calls, can Andy manage to survive his first close encounter with Death?

Plus, dwarfish smiths pitch weapons on “Den of the Dragon”, and Andy attempts to win a Potion of Healing from Duncan with a perfectly crafted Dad joke.

Support the show on our Ko-fi Page to buy us a coffee and get your name added to the Oubliette of Oblivion!

⏳ CHAPTERS

0:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

5:16 Sidney the Wandering Monster

5:55 Game Play Part One

12:51 Realm of the Dark Lord

18:08 Game Play Part Two

23:13 Short Rest – Orcado

24:44 Gameplay Part Three

43:50 You Got Chainmail

44:47 Game Play Part Three Continues

52:13 Den Of The Dragon

53:08 Game Play Part Four

1:14:17 Dad Joke of the Week

1:15:31 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:16:44 Closing Music

Greetings adventurer! ⚔️🎲

Welcome to the seventh episode of Roll The Old Bones, aweekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplay mixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D.

In this episode, there’s a laundry-themed pun-run aftermeeting Sidney the wandering Monster, Andy takes on the role of a Barbarian Barfighter from Rhubarb Barbara’s Rhubarb Bar. A Necron Warrior reacts badly to having his door broken down, Papyrus and Sans from Undertale make anappearance, along with an Annoying Dog, while a group of Orcs search for a way to connect their Eggs Box to a TV and require an AUX cable.

The Dark Lord has trouble when the Uruk-Hai unionise withthe Uruk-Low and they go on strike for better food. Andy tries on some Clockwork Mail sent in by Fizzlebang Cogslipper, a Tinker Gnome from Lantan, and we stumble into a TV Studio recording an episode of “Den of the Dragon” where dwarfish smiths present incredible new weapons for the dragon to approve.

We finish things off with another carefully crafted, Dungeons & Dragons-themed Dad Joke. This week Andy is hoping to get a laugh and a Potion of Healing instead of a groan and 1D4 damage.

If you want to support us, then visit our Ko-Fi page athttps://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion.

⏳ CHAPTERS

Opening Theme 0:00

Welcome & Introduction 0:38

Sidney the Wandering Monster 4:43

Game Play 1 5:11

Realm of the Dark Lord 11:04

Game Play 2 13:49

Short Rest – Coppertomb 25:30

Gameplay 3 26:34

From the Mailbag 30:57

Game Play 3 continues 32:40

Beholders Got Talons 38:17

Game Play 4 40:19

Dad Joke of the Week 50:49

Oubliette of Oblivion 52:05

Closing Music 53:220:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

3:55 Sidney the Wandering Monster

4:42 Game Play Part One

15:24 Realm of the Dark Lord

20:42 Game Play Part Two

36:19 Short Rest – Coppertomb

39:03 Gameplay Part Three

52:13 You Got Chainmail

53:19 Game Play Part Three Continues

1:01:38 Den Of The Dragon

1:04:08 Game Play Part Four

1:26:15 Dad Joke of the Week

1:27:25 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:28:46 Closing Music

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Greetings adventurer! ⚔️🎲

Welcome to the sixth episode of Roll The Old Bones, a weekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes.

In this episode, Duncan leads Andy through the Lazurian Maze, playing the role of a Warlock in search of a mystical French Horn and accompanied by a Tressym familiar named “Swann” through a series of encounters that celebrate the songs of British comedy duo, Flanders and Swann. After taking damage from a falling piano as penance for failing to make Duncan laugh in last week’s Dad Joke of the Week, we pit ourselves against Los Olvidados in a corrida d'olivas, taking serious damage from the Olivador, dodging the Picador with his pick, and the Matador with his mat. We follow footprints of boot and sock to track the League of British Bedstead Men, get totally confused whilst dodging machinery in the Wompom refinery, console the lovelorn Armadillo singing to an armour-plated tank, and stand firm against vicious pedantry of a very an-Gry G-nu, the g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo driven to attack after being mistaken for an Elk.

Along the way, we catch up with Sidney the Wandering Monster hunting for some ointment, listen to an advert for Hello Flesh, a meal delivery service for zombies. We also peek in on The Dark Lord who’s All-Seeing Eye has developed conjunctivitis. Andy tries on some freezing cold Necromantic Mail sent in by a fan, and The Singing Sword fails to impress judge Simon Growel in "Beholder's Got Talons" with a song entitled "The Last Weep of the Woggler".

We finish things off with another carefully crafted, Dungeons and Dragons-themed Dad Joke. This week Andy is hoping to get a laugh instead of a groan.

If you want to support us, then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion.

It’s actual Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplay mixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D.

⏳ CHAPTERS

0:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

4:43 Sidney the Wandering Monster

5:11 Game Play 1

11:04 Realm of the Dark Lord

13:49 Game Play 2

25:30 Short Rest – Spooksavers

26:34 Gameplay 3

30:57 From the Mailbag

32:40 Game Play 3 continues

38:17 Beholders Got Talons

40:19 Game Play 4

50:49 Dad Joke of the Week

52:05 Oubliette of Oblivion

53:22 Closing Music

Welcome to the fifth episode of Roll The Old Bones, a weekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes.

In this episode, Duncan leads Andy through the Lazurian Maze. Playing as a heavily armed Paladin, Andy accompanies brother warriors on a quest for holy relics while assailed from all sides by insectoid Thri-kreen.

Along the way, we catch up with Sidney the Wandering Monster hunting for his dressing gown, and listen to an advert for Spooksavers—spectacles for Spectres. We also peek in on The Dark Lord and Dogsbody, who run into trouble when their pet mimic has babies. Plus, Andy tries on some Wizardly Magnified Mail sent in by a fan, and The Singing Sword fails to impress judge Simon Growel in "Beholder's Got Talons".

We finish things off with another carefully crafted, D&D-themed Dad Joke. Will Andy’s luck hold, or will Duncan groan this week?

If you want to support us then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion.

0:00 Opening Theme

0:39 Welcome & Introduction

5:20 Sidney the Wandering Monster

6:00 Game Play 1

27:47 Realm of The Dark Lord

30:20 Game Play 2

35:59 Short Rest - "SpellSpace"

37:46 Game Play 3

48:02 The Mailbag

48:52 Game Play 3 continues

55:40 Beholder's Got Talons

57:31 Game Play 4

1:42:39 Dad Joke Of The Week

1:43:54 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:44:59 Closing music

Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲

Welcome to the fourth episode of Roll The Old Bones, a weekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes.

In this episode, Duncan leads Andy, a level 2 wizard, through a mysterious dungeon in search of arcane treasures.

Along the way, we catch up with Sidney the Wandering Monster, listen to an advert for Cinder Mattress (the premier provider of orthopaedic bedding for dragons), and peek in on The Dark Lord taking Dogsbody to the vet. Andy also tries on some heavy-duty Dwarven Chainmail sent in by a fan, nearly injuring himself in the process. Meanwhile, The Singing Sword tries once more to impress judge Simon Growel in "Beholder's Got Talons".

We also dive into more D&D gameplay with a Frogger-themed river trap, encounter a pair of skeleton guards in an Undertale-inspired magic maze, and wrap things up with one more carefully crafted, D&D-themed Dad Joke.

Will weedy wizard Andy overcome the Slimes and the Chameleonic boss monster? Will his luck run out and this week’s dad joke fall flat? Grab your d20 and find out!

If you want to support us, then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion.

If you want to support us then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion.

0:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

6:39Sidney the Wandering Monster 1 7:16 Game Play

11:01 Realm of the Dark Lord

15:16 Game Play 2

28:47 Short Rest – Cinder Mattress

30:23 Gameplay 3

39:07 From the Mailbag

40:18 Game Play 3 continues

45:52 Beholders Got Talons

47:40 Game Play 4

1:06:51 Dad Joke of the Week

1:08:04 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:09:21 Closing Music

In this episode, Duncan leads Andy playing a Ranger through a mysterious dungeon in search of riches. He's pursued by zombies and discovers the benefits of Hunter's Mark in a boss battle reminiscent of Plants Vs Zombies.

We peek in on The Dark Lord as he prepares for his own roleplaying game, Bureaucrats & Bosses. Beware the wrath of Karen-Eth the Unappeasible, a level 12 Paladin of Compliance with her signature move, Passive-Aggressive Sigh.

There's a meeting with Sidney, the Wandering Monster, an advert for The Barbarian Emotional Support Line, some Chainmail sent in by an goblin fan and The Singing Sword once again fails to impress the judge, Simon Growel, in Beholder's Got Talons. More D&D learning gameplay and silly sketches to enjoy, including a carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke.

If you want to support us then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion.

0:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

3:22 Sidney the Wandering Monster

1 3:57 Game Play

12:00 Realm of the Dark Lord

17:33 Game Play 2

42:07 Short Rest – “The Barbarian Emotional Support Line”

44:26 Gameplay 3

51:23 The Mailbag

52:22 Game Play 3 continues

59:18 Beholders Got Talons

1:00:54 Game Play 4

1:22:26 Dad Joke of the Week

1:23:38 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:24:54 Closing Music

In this episode, Duncan leads Andy playing a Bard through a quest to find the sender of a mysterious letter. We peek in on The Dark Lord as he tries to give Dogsbody, his Terrier of the Underworld a voice, but mislays his copy of the Malefactum Perpetuum Digest.

There's a meeting with Sidney, the Wandering Monster, an advert for White Wizard Wash Pods, Mail sent in by an elvish fan and The Singing Sword fails to impress the judge, Simon Growel, in Beholder's Got Talons. More D&D learning gameplay and silly sketches to enjoy, including a carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke.

If you want to support us then visit our Ko-Fi page at https://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion.

00:00 Opening Theme

00:39 Welcome and Introduction

05:23 Sidney the Wandering Monster

05:55 Game Play 1

14:14 Realm Of The Dark Lord

17:59 Game Play 2

38:37 White Wizard Wash Pods

39:34 Game Play 3

44:33 Mailbag

45:27 Game Play 4

52:54 Beholder's Got Talons

54:37 Game Play 5

1:09:31 Dad Joke Of The Week

1:11:00 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:12:13 End music