Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲

Welcome to episode nine of Roll The Old Bones, the weekly Dungeons & Dragons comedy podcast where newbie Gen X player Andy learn the ropes through absurd gameplay, silly sketches, and family-friendly dad jokes with his Gen Z son, Duncan.

In this episode, Andy trades the spellbooks for martial arts as he tests out the Monk class—a master of focus, discipline, and ultimate stealth.

Inside this week's quest:

• The Lazurian Labyrinth: Andy attempts to breeze through a series of chaotic, Total Wipeout-themed obstacle courses.
• The Flurry of Blows: How a Monk's martial artistry tackles unsuspecting opponents.
• The Final Boss: An epic showdown against Donkey Kong himself.
• The Favour of Fortune: A string of unbelievably lucky dice rolls, featuring a rare double d20!

We peek in on The Dark Lord who is struggling with creating the One Ring and gets distracted by a social media trend. There’s an advert for the Ent-Ertainer, with toys and activities to keep young Halflings occupied during long Entmoot meetings, and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see new weapons presented to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week.

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