Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲

Welcome to episode nine of Roll The Old Bones, the weekly Dungeons & Dragons comedy podcast where newbie Gen X player Andy learn the ropes through absurd gameplay, silly sketches, and family-friendly dad jokes with his Gen Z son, Duncan.

In this episode, Andy trades the spellbooks for martial arts as he tests out the Monk class—a master of focus, discipline, and ultimate stealth.

Inside this week's quest:

• The Lazurian Labyrinth: Andy attempts to breeze through a series of chaotic, Total Wipeout-themed obstacle courses.
• The Flurry of Blows: How a Monk's martial artistry tackles unsuspecting opponents.
• The Final Boss: An epic showdown against Donkey Kong himself.
• The Favour of Fortune: A string of unbelievably lucky dice rolls, featuring a rare double d20!

We peek in on The Dark Lord who is struggling with creating the One Ring and gets distracted by a social media trend. There’s an advert for the Ent-Ertainer, with toys and activities to keep young Halflings occupied during long Entmoot meetings, and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see new weapons presented to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week.

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Welcome to Roll the Old Bones: a weekly D&D audiopodcast featuring silly sketches, newbie gameplay, and family-friendly comedy.

In Episode 8, Andy tries out the Druid class, shapeshifting straight into a Plants vs. Zombies and Mr Weebl inspired labyrinth. From dealing with a badger attack in a room full of mushrooms to managing the Dark Lord's "Illithid Support Hotline" phone calls, can Andy manage to survive his first close encounter with Death?

Plus, dwarfish smiths pitch weapons on “Den of the Dragon”, and Andy attempts to win a Potion of Healing from Duncan with a perfectly crafted Dad joke.

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⏳ CHAPTERS

0:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

5:16 Sidney the Wandering Monster

5:55 Game Play Part One

12:51 Realm of the Dark Lord

18:08 Game Play Part Two

23:13 Short Rest – Orcado

24:44 Gameplay Part Three

43:50 You Got Chainmail

44:47 Game Play Part Three Continues

52:13 Den Of The Dragon

53:08 Game Play Part Four

1:14:17 Dad Joke of the Week

1:15:31 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:16:44 Closing Music

Greetings adventurer! ⚔️🎲

Welcome to the seventh episode of Roll The Old Bones, aweekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplay mixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D.

In this episode, there’s a laundry-themed pun-run aftermeeting Sidney the wandering Monster, Andy takes on the role of a Barbarian Barfighter from Rhubarb Barbara’s Rhubarb Bar. A Necron Warrior reacts badly to having his door broken down, Papyrus and Sans from Undertale make anappearance, along with an Annoying Dog, while a group of Orcs search for a way to connect their Eggs Box to a TV and require an AUX cable.

The Dark Lord has trouble when the Uruk-Hai unionise withthe Uruk-Low and they go on strike for better food. Andy tries on some Clockwork Mail sent in by Fizzlebang Cogslipper, a Tinker Gnome from Lantan, and we stumble into a TV Studio recording an episode of “Den of the Dragon” where dwarfish smiths present incredible new weapons for the dragon to approve.

We finish things off with another carefully crafted, Dungeons & Dragons-themed Dad Joke. This week Andy is hoping to get a laugh and a Potion of Healing instead of a groan and 1D4 damage.

If you want to support us, then visit our Ko-Fi page athttps://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones where you can drop us the price of a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion.

⏳ CHAPTERS

Opening Theme 0:00

Welcome & Introduction 0:38

Sidney the Wandering Monster 4:43

Game Play 1 5:11

Realm of the Dark Lord 11:04

Game Play 2 13:49

Short Rest – Coppertomb 25:30

Gameplay 3 26:34

From the Mailbag 30:57

Game Play 3 continues 32:40

Beholders Got Talons 38:17

Game Play 4 40:19

Dad Joke of the Week 50:49

Oubliette of Oblivion 52:05

Closing Music 53:220:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

3:55 Sidney the Wandering Monster

4:42 Game Play Part One

15:24 Realm of the Dark Lord

20:42 Game Play Part Two

36:19 Short Rest – Coppertomb

39:03 Gameplay Part Three

52:13 You Got Chainmail

53:19 Game Play Part Three Continues

1:01:38 Den Of The Dragon

1:04:08 Game Play Part Four

1:26:15 Dad Joke of the Week

1:27:25 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:28:46 Closing Music

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