It's a warm June morning here in Shag Manor, and we've got all the good topics lined up, including the burning new question of Fairy porn. Yes, you read that right. And no, that's not hot.

If you were single, would you?

Have you ever spotted someone in the supermarket you really don't want to talk to and committed to full evasive manoeuvres until the next aisle, gives you up ? Or deliberately not answered your own front door, because you simply do not have half an hour of small talk in you today? Just Thom then!

Dr Dunn is out in force with not one but three medical facts that'll hurt your brain. Don't tell your brain you've got eyes.

If you've been watching Clarkson's Farm, we get into snails. Who knew snails were a topic? SEEERUM

Then it's back into Break a Take, where Dunn treats us to her finest impressions of UK accents across a whole storyboard of helpful hints and tips. Are they helpful? Are they tips? Unclear. Thom likes at least one of them, so thanks for that, Mark.

And we dig out some glorious phrases from the 80s, the ones your parents trotted out to say one thing while very much meaning another. "How's your father?" Well, you've put me right off. Plug in and don't miss out

Thom's not happy, and this week the targets are letting agents and the gloriously pointless antics of her mother-in-law. If you've ever dealt with either, you'll relate.

We get into breastfeeding and how it somehow translates into yes, no, before taking a hard left into ageing lips, we know it’s partly collagen-related, but the sun plays a part, and as ever, the conversation finds its way to giving the neighbours a very good reason not to peer over the fence.

Dr Dunn is back with a fresh batch of medical facts and names for body parts you've never heard of in your life. Turns out we're like a flower, two names for everything.

Then there's the notification on your Ring doorbell, and the small matter of the person Dunn has discovered who collects pubes and turns them into rings. We're begging you, STOP FEEDING THE WEIRD.

We dust off some Victorian slang, get gifted a brand new phrase from the younger generation that's essentially an upgrade of small man syndrome, and ask the big question: when exactly did the phone call die?

Plus the item you cling onto that frankly needs to meet a bin, our TV highlights of the week, who to follow on Instagram, and be proud for Pride these next few months.

Same nonsense, same two of us. Have a listen.

This week on Rein It In...

Chin hair emergencies and Dunn's brilliant Hinge and Bracket fix.

Free bleeders. TikTok lies. The blue period advert era. Gush adverts. And Thom's ongoing campaign to wind up her mother-in-law.

Things we're glad are over: dating, periods being taboo, and pretending blue liquid was ever fooling anyone.

Things we apparently CAN'T escape: stirrup leggings, banana clips, and the return of every trend we hoped was dead.

Strictly chat (give the new hosts a chance, you're not too cool to enjoy it).

Our first ever troll story. Spoiler: he called us a name only Thom would repeat - but he can't spell, well

And Dunn getting compared to Morten Harket from A-Ha. Which we're still processing.

Plus the eternal truth: being a grown-up is sometimes just mince.

Have a listen. Bring snacks.