Well, it starts well... Dr Dunn is in with the reduction of your hole. Sorry, the whole of your ladies’ bits. And Thom was right last episode to ask the question that’s now on everyone’s lips. (Pun very much intended.)

Then on to the big moral dilemmas of our time. Is it acceptable to eat last night’s curry for breakfast? Is it acceptable to have a favourite child, as long as you keep it firmly inside your own head? And Dunn has a few more where those came from.

Our Fact of the Week is a gloriously daft tradition that’s been going for 421 years, just in case Guy has a cousin.

Then there’s the great fridge mystery. We open the door and have no idea why we’re there, even though we decided what we wanted about 40 seconds ago. We take something out, put it back, then go looking for it again. Is it the hormones, or is it early-onset dementia? Every woman of a certain age has asked herself that at least once. Brain fog and farts. Truly the gifts that keep on giving.

And Boils My Piss is back after a little break! This week it’s self-service tills and their sensitive bloody bagging areas. Ask one too many questions and any perimenopausal woman will be tempted (wearing her crossbody bag ) to take a swing with her free hands at the screen

So much to cover, and uncover. Listen wherever you get your podcasts, and don’t forget to follow us on TikTok, Insta, and Ragebook if you really must. 🎙️