Preseason Bonus Episode | R-Naughty Presents: Exposure Scroll Readings

Narrated by Mira Tell

In the summer of 1976, a mysterious outbreak turned a Philadelphia hotel into an invisible battlefield. Veterans checked in for camaraderie and cigars—some never checked out.

In this sultry preseason bonus episode, Mira Tell unseals the scroll on Legionnaires’ disease: the deadly, mist-borne illness that emerged from the air vents of the Bellevue-Stratford Hotel and changed building safety forever.

With signature seduction and razor-sharp science, Mira follows the clues:

• A bacteria no one could name

• A CDC microbiologist who wouldn’t quit

• And a cooling tower with a lethal spray

From overlooked outbreaks to revised regulations, this is the story of how a hotel’s AC system became one of the most notorious disease vectors in U.S. history.

History gets unzipped, unrolled… and occasionally vaporized.

You were supposed to get your lab results.

Instead, you got this.

What begins as a routine call from Dr. Sydda Spread quickly devolves into a five-way voicemail meltdown featuring Lil’ Droplets (too moist), Dr. Oral Thruston (too serious), Commander Vex Hunter (too militarized), and Miss Information (too wrong). Everyone’s fighting over your test results, the name of the show, and who’s in charge.

It’s HIPAA-violating chaos—until Dr. Cressida Vox steps in and silences the feed with surgical authority.

🎙 A perfectly unprofessional taste of R-Naughty: public health’s trashy little secret.

💋 Sexy-smart. Scientifically sound. Violently funny.

📞 Don’t hang up. It only gets wetter.