Deception is the root of all HOT PODCASTS! Enter Marquis The Honey Bear, he puts the honey in honeypot.

On this episode, Graham, Neil and Marquis deliberate hinting or "soft launching" your future break-up on social media. They also find time to pass verdicts on the Book of Job, paloma cocktails and terms for the two diagonal hip creases that lead to a man's ---!

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Hello Jurors, welcome to Season 2 of our courtroom. We’re back and ready to put the “us” in “U.S.”.On this episode, Graham and Neil deliberate the term California Sober, more specifically saying "California Sober" out loud with words. They also find time to pass verdicts on dairy tolerances, sudokus and proper ball throwing motion.—Welcome to our channel! If you love passing judgement on mundane micro-crimes or you just love watching stuff on YouTube, subscribe to our channel today [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqB5ES0IypOjHVug2m_5bPA] for access to OUR ENTIRE LIBRARY OF EPISODES plus heaps of delicious clips.In the meantime, pass some of your own judgements into the comments below. The First Amendment’s fun, right?FOLLOW US EVERYWHERE:https://www.instagram.com/premeditatedpod/https://www.tiktok.com/@premeditatedpodPremeditated Podcast is created and hosted by Neil Zumwalde and Graham Cameron. The show is produced and curated by Matt Hanchey. Special thanks to Myrriah Gossett.

Our phone lines are lighting up!

No sorry, we can't lie to you. It's our duty as judges to tell the truth....we don't have phone lines. We have a G-Mail digital phone message system. But that is lighting up with voicemails from YOU!

We continue PART 2 of our SEASON 1 FINALE by tackling your pressing social questions and quandaries. We've donned our wigs and ensconced ourselves in velvet (nope sorry, lied again. It's polyester) and are ready to give America what it wants. The TRUTH.

This week's callers regale us with etiquette and faux pas like: opening the wine bottle you brought to someone else's house, refusing to engage in group texts, singing along to the radio and saying "good morning" in the afternoon.

Tune in to hear our verdicts, and perhaps YOUR VOICE, on part 2 of our raucous Season 1 finale.

Hugs and kisses America. Thank you so much for listening to stuff we've spent a lot of time working on. Without you we're just two guys prattling away on a couch. We love you. Thank you.

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BIG THANK YOUs to our callers:

Dominique from Austin, TX

Dylan from Miami, FL

Hilton from Los Angeles, CA

Ryan from Raleigh, NC

Ring-a-ling! Someone pick up the phone! Caller ID says: YOU

America has gripes. Social gripes. Etiquette is going unchecked left, right and center. Our beloved listeners from across the globe have cases they need solved. The law of offices of Premeditated are here to help.

Through guided litigation, we lead our listeners through the murky legal waters of: Venmo request etiquette, breaking up over grammar, naming conventions for candy sizes and disingenuous “how are you’s”.

Tune in to hear our verdicts, and perhaps YOUR VOICE, on our raucous Season 1 finale.

Hugs and kisses America,

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Who run the Court? GIRLS!! Who gives pets as gifts? Hopefully only people who intimately know your schedule and capabilities!!

On this SPECIAL EPISODE of Premeditated our favorite improv group in town, Girls Night (Danielle Shvartsman, Jasmine Elist, Lizzie McGroder) drop by our law office to debate in the teenage-old question: should you give pets as gifts?

Are there be size limitations? Does the gift have to include the tank or cage or requisite apparatus? Is there a maximum limit on the gift pet’s lifespan?

It’s a wild and wacky episode that you WON’T want to miss. On an ALL NEW Premeditated.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guests: Danielle Shvartsman(@stanleytushi)

Jasmine Elist (@jasmineelist)

Lizzie McGroder (@scootermcgroder)

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Human parents. The things that everyone, except Mork and Kyle XY, have. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re the reason we all exist. But we’re all (biological) adults now. And adults kiss. So…wait, are you saying? Should we be smooching our parents?

Cheek, lips or tongue, our dear friend and future White Sox manager Haley OC has a ruling for each part of the face. She lays a lip-smacking legal smackdown on modern parenthood.

How long of a kiss is too long? What age is too old for a cheek pinch? If you’re in Europe, is it permitted? Is Graham a bad son for only high-fiving? Answers to all that and more on this week’s Premeditated!

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Look who’s still here! It’s Jenny Zigrino, the queen of the bicoastal breakup. This week, Los Angeles’ avoidant nature comes face to face with a New York attitude.

We all know that relationships don’t last, but how do you handle that awkward dismount?

Should you flick your boyfriend’s forehead, just slap the guy, or send a quick text? Should you even tell your partner that they aren’t the one, or let them figure it out on the internet? Are these questions pathologically unkind? Find out this week!

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America, listen, parking lots are getting hectic y'all. You ever tried to "swing by" Trader Joe's on a Sunday morning? You ever backed into a fly-away shopping cart? And that's all before you have to wade through the ocean of clipboards guarding the door!

It's all too much handle, unless your name starts with an L and ends in an izzie McGroder. The legend herself (@scootermcgroder) swung by the Premeditated law offices to drop off her latest legislative measures on Solicitor Interactions.

Is it okay hug them? Should the whole process be automated? Does Graham know how old he is?

Answers to all that and more, on an ALL NEW Premeditated.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Lizzie McGroder (@scootermcgroder)

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