A crisp autumn breeze on your face. Your hands warmed by a foil-covered casserole dish. Anticipation of spending quality time with friends fresh on your mind. The front door opens, you step into the foyer, a friendly Labrador wags their tale in greeting…but wait, would you mind removing your shoes?

Record scratch. The scene freezes. It’s time we get the lawyers involved.

Enter HALEY OC (@MILFWEEED). She’s got two thumbs, a pending insurance card and a J.D. in Social Law and Potluck Etiquette.

This week on an ALL NEW Premeditated, we discuss the appropriate occasions and conditions for taking your shoes off in someone else’s house.

Is there a bench at the entry?

Are guest slippers classy or pretentious?

Is owning 60+ pairs of socks too many socks?

Tune in for deliberation on all that and more!

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Haley OC (@MILFWEEED)

insta: @premeditatedpod

Ooooh boy, we may have stepped in it on this one.

There are picketers outside the courthouse!

Our gavels are in hot water!

No need to schedule your manicurist this week, Judges Neil and Graham are here to settle all your nail care needs. We take an archeological trip through human history to search for one reason why witnessing fingernail trimming is gross.

Is our own mortality? Is nail the same stuff as hair?

It's just the boys and our keychain trimmers on an all NEW PREMEDITATED.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

insta: @premeditatedpod

Oh gossip, that ancient pleasure.

A victimless crime... right?

Right.

This week we’re joined by Jenny Zigrino to dig into the social laws to enforce you making great gossip, and the proverbial tea is getting spilled.

Is it only good if it’s about someone your gossip partner knows? Can the courts institute men-in-black style gossip forgetting technology? Does Jenny have a power kink?

All of the questions that you didn't think would get asked are getting answered, this week on Premeditated.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Jenny Zigrino (@jennyzigrino)

insta: @premeditatedpod

What’s an excuse to party but not quite as special as your birthday party? That’s right. Someone else’s birthday party. And what’s more complicated than Italian physicist Gabriele Veneziano’s string theory? When your friend doesn’t want to do anything for their birthday but you think that deep down they may want you to actually do something but they don’t want to have to ask you to do something!!! Right again!

The good men at the law offices of Premeditated welcome back their all-time favorite barrister, DANIELLE SHVARTSMAN (@stanleytushi), to make a ruling on what we should do when our friends are giving indifference about their own birthdays.

Tune in for a festive TWENTIETH EPISODE of Premeditated.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Danielle Shvartsman(@stanleytushi)

insta: @premeditatedpod

At what point does "All Inclusive" become all exclusive? Here at Premeditated, we travelling to the Baja Peninsula to celebrate love. But are we supposed to give the well-travelled couple a gift? Does the wedding hangover necessitate a money hangover too? Oh the indignity! We'll deliberate on this question, gift registry culture, chips and guac and more.

For our debut video episode, we had to get a BIG STAR. So we skipped on down to the courthouse and dragged DANIELLE SHVARTSMAN (@stanleytushi) away from her current case where she's suing public schools for banning bouncy balls and juggling scarves in P.E. classes.

Tune in to an all new episode of Premeditated.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Danielle Shvartsman (@stanleytushi)

insta: @premeditatedpod

We're all people. We all walk around in society. We all get schitt in our teeth. The PROBLEM? Our eyes are attached to our face in such a way that we can't see our own teeth!

Whether this is a new discovery for you or old hat, the esteemed lawyers at Premeditated Law, LLP have your back. We do what we're known for, and that is tackle unwritten social laws.

Our good good friend, Will Smart, hops over the jury bench to help Neil and Graham settle on a ruling on if you should tell someone if they have something in their teeth.

Also, trigger warning, we argue about car batteries.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Will Smart (@balooga180)

insta: @premeditatedpod

You know how grocery stores stock their shelves by putting the new stuff at the back and pushing the old stuff to the front? Listen up Lucy, that's called First In, First Out. And well, hear our guest out, what if we FIFO'd our friends?

On the Sweet Seventeenth episode of Premeditated, we invited our good friend Mudslide over to discuss when/how often we should hang with our peripheral friends. Yes yes, your best friends are your best friends, and you'll hangout with them whenever, wherever. But what about the friends you only enjoy? We don't have time for all of them. And frankly, we don't wanna make time for all of them.

Stop by the Premed Courtroom and hear how you can make time for casual friends.

Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

Guest: Mudslide

insta: @premeditatedpod

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