Premeditated

著者: Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
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  • Etiquette has a new judge.

    Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.

    In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment.

    Then we drop the act and deliberate on the correct legal consequences.

    The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
    The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.

    We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.

    Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes and education), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural where the crime is petty, but the crossexaminations are also petty.

    In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.

    Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
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Etiquette has a new judge.

Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde investigate improvised social lawbreaking in a moderately thrilling, low-stakes fictional true crime podcast. We weekly and boldly prosecute the most innocuous violations of social decorum in a world that’s both too polite for its own good, and too shamelessly chaotic to continue unpunished.

In each episode, one of us brings a "case file", an unlegislated social law. We collectively create a scene in which this law is broken, leaving the other to react to the unfolding etiquette crime with shock, confusion, support, or judgment.

Then we drop the act and deliberate on the correct legal consequences.

The crime? Social faux pas that we all secretly fear.
The trial? Ten to fifteen minutes of litigation.

We bravely dig into these micro-crimes, cross-examine experts (ourselves), and debate whether these laws should be upheld, expanded, or struck from the record entirely.

Tune in for untrue crime, biting social commentary, courtroom drama (minus the stakes and education), and the gratification of seeing manners put on trial. It’s a procedural where the crime is petty, but the crossexaminations are also petty.

In a world teeming with rules you didn't even know existed, Premeditated is your court of last resort.

Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde
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  • Boots v. Fur (with Haley OC)
    2025/05/06

    A crisp autumn breeze on your face. Your hands warmed by a foil-covered casserole dish. Anticipation of spending quality time with friends fresh on your mind. The front door opens, you step into the foyer, a friendly Labrador wags their tale in greeting…but wait, would you mind removing your shoes?

    Record scratch. The scene freezes. It’s time we get the lawyers involved.

    Enter HALEY OC (@MILFWEEED). She’s got two thumbs, a pending insurance card and a J.D. in Social Law and Potluck Etiquette.

    This week on an ALL NEW Premeditated, we discuss the appropriate occasions and conditions for taking your shoes off in someone else’s house.

    Is there a bench at the entry?

    Are guest slippers classy or pretentious?

    Is owning 60+ pairs of socks too many socks?

    Tune in for deliberation on all that and more!

    Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

    Guest: Haley OC (@MILFWEEED)

    insta: @premeditatedpod

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    43 分
  • Daddy's Nails v. The Kitchen Table
    2025/04/29

    Ooooh boy, we may have stepped in it on this one.

    There are picketers outside the courthouse!

    Our gavels are in hot water!

    No need to schedule your manicurist this week, Judges Neil and Graham are here to settle all your nail care needs. We take an archeological trip through human history to search for one reason why witnessing fingernail trimming is gross.

    Is our own mortality? Is nail the same stuff as hair?

    It's just the boys and our keychain trimmers on an all NEW PREMEDITATED.


    Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

    insta: @premeditatedpod


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    32 分
  • Social Prattle v. Should We Tattle (with Jenny Zigrino)
    2025/04/22

    Oh gossip, that ancient pleasure.

    A victimless crime... right?

    Right.

    This week we’re joined by Jenny Zigrino to dig into the social laws to enforce you making great gossip, and the proverbial tea is getting spilled.

    Is it only good if it’s about someone your gossip partner knows? Can the courts institute men-in-black style gossip forgetting technology? Does Jenny have a power kink?

    All of the questions that you didn't think would get asked are getting answered, this week on Premeditated.

    Hosted by Graham Cameron and Neil Zumwalde

    Guest: Jenny Zigrino (@jennyzigrino)

    insta: @premeditatedpod

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    30 分

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