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Joan gets distracted.

Cast, in order of appearance:

Elizabeth Plant - The Ex

Laurel Eve - Woman

Lauren Tucker - Joan Cassidy

Katie Marie - The Pitchwoman

Kaleb Piper - The Situationship

Adnan Kureishy - Commentator

Isaiah Rothstein - Shock Jock

Josh Beard - Radio Host

Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall - Olive Belisle

Also featuring the voices of the voices of M. L Earhart, Callum Arnold, Josh Beard, Tony Ellis, Laurel Eve, Garrett Niall, Katrina Pecina, Isaiah Rothstein, and Pippa van Beek Paterson. Listener discretion was voiced by Adnan Kureishy, and the intro and outro are voiced by Elizabeth Plant. Additional audio courtesy of Chance and Jesse of the LLCS.

Crew:

Lauren Tucker - Writer/ Producer/ Dialogue Editing

Rikke Romer - Sound Design/ Mixing & Mastering/ Original Music

Julia Lynn Sepúlveda - Producer/ Script Editing

Laurel Eve - Script Editing

Ariel Isabel Sepúlveda - Script Editing

Cole Tucker - Theme Music

Sarah Arnold - Cover Art

Additional creative commons music by Komiku.

Content warnings: fire/burning, gaslighting/unreality, intimacy, sexual references, nudity, family illness, family estrangement, screaming/yelling, fear/terror.

Script available here.

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Joan takes a walk with the boy next door. Drew takes a look at the smoke alarm. Olive takes a smoke break. Scared is only temporary.

Cast, in order of appearance:

Kaleb Piper - The Situationship

Bryan Sfara - Drew Kemp-Hendry

Lauren Tucker - Joan Cassidy

Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall - Olive Belisle

Katie Marie - The Pitchwoman

Hera Alexander - Evie Cassidy

Also featuring the voices of M. L. Earhart, Callum Arnold, Josh Beard, Tony Ellis, Laurel Eve, Garrett Niall, Katrina Pecina, Rikke Romer, Isaiah Rothstein, and Pippa van Beek Paterson. Listener discretion is voiced by Adnan Kurieshy, and the intro and outro are voiced by Elizabeth Plant.

Crew:

Lauren Tucker - Writer/ Producer/ Dialogue Editing

Rikke Romer - Sound Design/ Mixing & Mastering/ Original Music

Julia Lynn Sepúlveda - Producer/ Script Editing

Laurel Eve - Script Editing/ Dialogue Editing

Ariel Isabel Sepúlveda - Script Editing

Kristopher Barnes - Additional Music

Cole Tucker - Theme Music

Sarah Arnold - Cover Art

Content warnings: fire/burning, gaslighting/unreality, mild sexual references/humor, smoking, stalking, fear/terror.

Script available here.

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Joan gets a duet partner. Drew gets a rager story. The television gets switched on. Some days, the bear gets you.

Cast, in order of appearance:

Lauren Tucker - Joan Cassidy

Bryan Sfara - Drew Kemp-Hendry

Kaleb Piper - The Situationship

Hera Alexander - Evie Cassidy

Adnan Kureishy - Commentator

Julia Lynn Sepúlveda - Comedian 1

Ariel Sepúlveda - Comedian 2

Sarah Arnold - Home Improvement Host

Katie Marie - The Pitchwoman

Pippa van Beek Paterson - Manager

Also featuring the voices of M. L. Earhart, Callum Arnold, Josh Beard, Tony Ellis, Laurel Eve, Garrett Niall, Katrina Pecina, Elizabeth Plant, Rikke Romer, Isaiah Rothstein, and Pippa van Beek-Paterson. Listener discretion is voiced by Adnan Kurieshy, and the intro and outro are voiced by Elizabeth Plant.

Crew:

Lauren Tucker - Writer/ Producer/ Dialogue Editing

Rikke Romer - Sound Design/ Mixing & Mastering/ Original Music

Julia Lynn Sepúlveda - Producer/ Script Editing

Laurel Eve - Dialogue Editing/ Script Editing

Ariel Isabel Sepúlveda - Script Editing

Kristopher Barnes - Additional Music

Cole Tucker - Theme Music

Sarah Arnold - Cover Art

This episode also featured “I Am a Maid That’s Deep In Love”, a traditional composition, performed by Kaleb Piper and Lauren Tucker.

Content warnings: fire/burning, gaslighting/unreality, descriptions of teen death, descriptions of emotional abuse, descriptions of heavy drinking/drunkenness, alcohol, workplace toxicity, stalking, fear/terror.

Script available here.

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A wildfire in the treeline. A police dispatch. A pamphlet, a laptop, and the mortifying ordeal of talking about writing. Joan finds a place to stay.

Cast, in order of appearance:

Lauren Tucker - Joan Cassidy

L. S. Richards - Dispatcher 1

Katrina Pecina - Dispatcher 2

Hera Alexander - Evie Cassidy

Mick Wheaton - Police Officer 1

Isaiah Rothstein - Police Officer 2

Josh Beard - Radio Host

Callum Arnold - Clerk

Loretta Chang - Doralynn Belisle

Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall - Olive Belisle

Listener discretion is voiced by Adnan Kurieshy, and the intro and outro are voiced by Elizabeth Plant.

Crew:

Lauren Tucker - Writer/ Producer/ Dialogue Editing

Rikke Romer - Sound Design/ Mixing & Mastering/ Original Music

Julia Lynn Sepúlveda - Producer/ Script Editing

Laurel Eve - Dialogue Editing/ Script Editing

Ariel Isabel Sepúlveda - Script Editing

Cole Tucker - Theme Music

Sarah Arnold - Cover Art

This episode also featured “All By Myself”, a composition in the public domain, written by Irving Berlin. Additional creative commons music by Jason Shaw at audionautix.com, Kevin McLeod, Komiku, and Rafael Crux.

Content warnings: fire, gaslighting/unreality, misgendering, police, family estrangement, fear/terror. Script available here.

All of our feeds and socials are available here. As always, thank you for listening.

Welcome to Twig Lake. Goldenrod premieres August 13th, 2026.

Burdened with a creative block for their second project, troubled young writer Joan Cassidy finds escape at Twig Lake Resort. This charming lakeside retreat in rural Ontario is practically empty, aside from the mother-daughter duo that run the place, their sole employee, and a cute guy in the cabin next door: a perfect place to find inspiration. Yet, as the days creep by, Joan finds that their newfound escape might be a novel nightmare, as their fears begin to twist and brand this vacation in utterly unimaginable ways. They must determine if these strange occurrences are merely their imagination cracking under the pressure, or if they’re cornered by something far more suffocating.

Regardless, one thing is clear: something is haunting Joan Cassidy, and they must determine if there is really any escaping that which lurks beyond the treeline, breathless to consume.

Equal parts snug, sinister, and blisteringly emotional, Goldenrod is a horror-drama scripted fiction podcast, airing weekly in eight parts. It is intended for mature listeners, and content warnings can be found in the descriptions of each episode. Headphones are recommended.

The transcript can be found here.

Content warnings: unreality, fear/terror.
In order of appearance, this trailer featured the voices of Lauren Tucker, Loretta Chang, Bonnie Calderwood-Aspinwall, Kaleb Piper, and Katie Marie. Sound design, mixing and mastering by Rikke Romer. Music by Cole Tucker and Kristopher Barnes. Cover art by Sarah Arnold.