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  • Ep. 52 | The Bitty Buggy Breakdown, Mordor Cheating Scandal, and Happy Hour Heartbreak | September 23rd, 2026

    Ep. 52 | The Bitty Buggy Breakdown, Mordor Cheating Scandal, and Happy Hour Heartbreak | September 23rd, 2026
    2026/09/24

    Fall is here, football is back, and Alex is already creating workplace problems after accidentally telling a coworker he had a weekend date with Chris Hansen instead of RedZone host Scott Hanson.

    From there, Alex recaps a great weekend before attempting a peaceful James Taylor commute in the increasingly unreliable Bitty Buggy—complete with rain coming through the window, a broken windshield wiper scraping the glass, and an extra 40 minutes of traffic.

    Meanwhile, Jake impulsively buys an enormous jar of pickles before reigniting the year-long Walk to Mordor controversy. After his new phone mysteriously credits him with extra miles, Alex launches a full doping investigation and declares the competition’s integrity destroyed.

    Jake also unveils his Italy-inspired Caesar haircut, the guys return to NFL Pick’ems, and a simple 50-cent wing happy hour turns into full-blown barroom drama when a stranger asks Jake for relationship advice in the bathroom—then immediately ignores it.


    Timestamps / Chapters

    0:00 — Going Yard is back & NFL Pick’ems return
    2:30 — Merch ideas and Jake starts “percolating”
    3:15 — Alex accidentally tells work he has a date with Chris Hansen
    4:45 — Alex’s actual date update
    5:15 — AJ calls with spontaneous weekend plans
    ~10:00 — Weekend adventures & football season settling in
    ~18:00 — James Taylor enters Alex’s life
    20:25 — The lovely weekend comes to an end
    21:00 — The Bitty Buggy is falling apart
    21:55 — James Taylor vs. the commute from hell
    22:20 — The windshield wiper starts scraping the glass
    23:45 — “Fire and Rain” becomes painfully appropriate
    24:35 — Jake impulsively buys a pickle jar bigger than his head
    26:00 — The Hannibal Buress pickle-juice method
    27:40 — Alex declares the Walk to Mordor competition fraudulent
    28:40 — Explaining the 1,700-mile challenge
    29:40 — The accusations against Kyle begin
    30:55 — Jake’s new phone wipes his Mordor progress
    31:45 — Jake discovers the missing miles
    32:20 — Mysterious bonus mileage appears
    32:55 — “There could have been a double dip”
    34:40 — Alex loses faith in the entire competition
    35:00 — The doping analogy
    35:25 — “Cheaters deserve prison”
    36:25 — Broken windshield wipers become a metaphor for Alex’s life
    36:50 — Jake vs. Kyle: two rams locked in the grasslands
    39:05 — A fantasy matchup decided by less than a point
    ~40:00 — Jake unveils the new haircut
    43:30 — The Italy-inspired Caesar cut
    44:00 — Caesar cut vs. Friar Jake vs. Simple Jack
    45:45 — Phillies playoff check-in
    46:45 — The 50-cent wing happy hour begins
    47:45 — Playing cards with wing-covered hands
    48:00 — Learning “Fuck the Dealer”
    50:15 — Jake admits he has absolutely no poker face
    51:15 — A stranger approaches Jake in the bathroom
    51:50 — “My ex is here with her new boyfriend…”
    52:15 — Jake gives the stranger very clear advice
    53:15 — Jake returns to the table looking like he saw a ghost
    53:45 — The stranger ignores Jake’s advice
    ~54:30 — The exes finally start talking
    56:15 — Someone starts crying
    56:40 — “I was never the same after you”
    57:15 — The entire bar is now watching
    58:15 — Jake desperately shuffles cards through the drama
    59:05 — The check finally arrives
    59:45 — “LEAVE HER! YOU DON’T DESERVE THAT!”
    1:00:15 — Planning the follow-up investigation
    1:00:45 — Going Yard may be heading to Italy
    ~1:03:00 — NFL Pick’ems results
    1:04:40 — Alex correctly guesses his score
    1:05:25 — Week 2 NFL recap begins
    ~1:15+ — Around the NFL, picks & football reactions

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  • Ep. 51 | Muddy Buddy Propaganda, Mother Goose the Stroopwafel, and Football Is Back | September 16th, 2026

    Ep. 51 | Muddy Buddy Propaganda, Mother Goose the Stroopwafel, and Football Is Back | September 16th, 2026
    2026/09/17

    Summary:

    Football is officially back, but first Jake and Alex have some important business to handle. The guys recap a weekend featuring suspiciously “healthy” Muddy Buddies, frisbee golf, an overly intense pickleball opponent, and Jake’s descent into underwear, vegetables and football during his week home alone with Pippin.

    Jake’s new phone brings tragedy when nearly 1,600 miles of Fantasy Hike progress disappear, while Patty’s AI dog-sitting video inspires the unfortunately named “Patty Pets Pets.” Alex counters with a chaotic weekend of his own involving work happy hour strategy, an armpit-smelling request, a doomed coffee table, a robotic lawnmower and a Princeton date.

    But the real innovation comes at work, where Alex reveals his method for warming a chilled Stroopwafel: putting it in his back pocket and “Mother Goosing” it.

    Finally, football returns with Eagles reactions, fantasy victory laps, early-season panic and some Carson Wentz appreciation.


    TIMESTAMPS / CHAPTERS

    00:00 — Hostile Takeovers & Going Yard Begins
    01:45 — One-Year-Old Birthday Parties & “Thanks, Neff”
    03:45 — The Healthy Muddy Buddy Propaganda
    08:35 — Frisbee Golf & Pickleball Rage
    13:15 — Big Booty Mixes at the Community Park
    17:35 — Jake Finally Gets a New Phone
    20:00 — Corrections From the Vegas Episode
    24:20 — The Fantasy Hike Disaster: 1,500+ Miles Gone
    26:50 — Blue the Dog Becomes an AI Musician
    28:45 — Introducing “Patty Pets Pets”
    30:25 — Jake's Single Guy Week
    34:45 — Alex's Actual Single Guy Weekend
    41:05 — Armpit Girl & the Coffee Table Disaster
    46:20 — The Robot Lawnmower
    49:25 — Alex's Workday Food Routine
    51:40 — The Stroopwafel Appears
    53:40 — Alex “Mother Gooses” the Stroopwafel
    56:00 — Stroop Kid & the Greatest Cartoon Bedroom Ever
    1:01:40 — Alex's Princeton Date & The Bent Spoon
    1:07:15 — Football Is Back & Fantasy Misery Returns
    1:13:35 — Eagles vs. Commanders Breakdown
    1:28:15 — Around the NFC East
    1:32:05 — Week 1 Fantasy Football Victory Laps
    1:43:45 — Goose and Go
    1:45:00 — Carson Wentz Appreciation Corner
    1:46:40 — Patty Pets Pets Returns & Goodbye


    #GoingYard #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #Football #NFL #FantasyFootball #PhiladelphiaEagles #Eagles #PhillySports #Stroopwafel #PodcastClips

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  • Ep.50 | The Carrot Top Payoff, 14 Red, and Surviving Vegas | September 10th, 2026

    Ep.50 | The Carrot Top Payoff, 14 Red, and Surviving Vegas | September 10th, 2026
    2026/09/11
    Episode SummaryEpisode 50! Jake returns from a Vegas bachelor party physically depleted but spiritually fulfilled—and finally answers the question Going Yard listeners have been waiting weeks to hear: Was Carrot Top worth it?Before getting there, Alex recaps a football kickoff party featuring five TVs, backyard competitions, beer helmets, tackling dummies, and increasingly questionable contests. Then Jake takes us through the full Vegas marathon: four hours of sleep, Excalibur buffet strategy, yardstick drinks, Stadium Swim, college football in 100-degree heat, and a bachelor party slowly losing its grip on reality.Then comes the main event. Jake reveals the full manifesto that convinced 12 grown men to see Carrot Top and delivers his official review.But somehow the night gets even stranger when the groom bets on 14 red—and hits it twice in a row.Plus: fantasy drafts, Fremont Street, fat little piggies, bubble craps, White Castle, and the long road to recovery. Timestamps / Chapters0:00 – NEVER VAMP 0:30 – Going Yard goes corporate 1:05 – Jake somehow survived Vegas 1:45 – Alex attends the Third Annual Football Day 2:45 – Five TVs and full football degeneracy 3:00 – A man gives birth to a football 3:30 – Beer helmets: legitimate technology or always a gag? 5:00 – The Football Day spread 5:45 – The Dad Strength Competition 6:45 – Alex wins without having the dad bod 7:15 – Pushups, football bowling & backyard competitions 8:00 – Best Juke Move 8:35 – The most questionable competition of Football Day 9:30 – Alex has to experience this mostly sober 10:45 – The Vegas Saga begins11:45 – Four hours of sleep before Vegas 12:30 – Welcome to Excalibur 13:30 – The all-inclusive deal that started everything 14:15 – Casey becomes obsessed with the buffet 15:40 – Yardstick drinks immediately enter the equation 16:45 – The Knights of Excalibur 17:30 – The dangerous all-inclusive Italian dinner 18:20 – Night One catches up with Jake 19:15 – The savvy early exit 19:45 – Evaluating the Excalibur buffet 21:10 – Jake's newfound love for honeydew 21:45 – Stadium Swim22:30 – Why the groom is a football sicko 23:30 – Walking through a casino in bathing suits 24:15 – The longest escalator in human history 24:45 – Football Mecca 25:40 – A PITCHER of espresso martini 26:20 – Jake secretly switches to orange juice and water 27:15 – Some members of the group do NOT pace themselves 28:40 – “Bin Laden was part of the CIA” 29:00 – Jake realizes he's way too sober 29:40 – An eight-hour shift at the pool 30:25 – The most important bachelor-party nap of all time 30:50 – IT'S CARROT TOP TIME31:00 – Jake actually convinced everyone 31:30 – The Carrot Top manifesto spreads to Discord 33:00 – Jake reads the complete Carrot Top sales pitch34:25 – “We need a little friction because that's how you make a fire” 35:00 – Why a TERRIBLE show would still be a win 35:50 – Alex reviews Jake's salesmanship 36:30 – Usher never stood a chance 37:00 – Cashing in the sacred buffet tokens 37:45 – Entering the Luxor 38:15 – The warm-up comic 39:15 – What exactly IS a Carrot Top show? 40:10 – How does 61-year-old Carrot Top look?41:45 – Tie-dye, leopard pants and the legendary red hair 42:20 – The Carrot Top hype video 43:10 – Carrot Top begins firing 44:30 – Jake realizes he's responsible for bringing 12 people here 45:15 – The show's extremely sophisticated set list 46:15 – Jake starts sweating 47:00 – The 2003 energy is alive and well 48:15 – Why Carrot Top is basically a band 49:10 – The Vegas hotel-room joke that gets Jake 50:40 – Why live comedy hits differently 51:05 – Carrot Top understands Vegas tourists 52:00 – The encore nobody expected 52:30 – The official bachelor-party Carrot Top reviews53:20 – The group is perfectly divided 53:45 – Jake's original Carrot Top thesis was CORRECT54:20 – Vegas gives everyone $25 in free play 55:00 – Modern slot machines make absolutely no sense 56:00 – The groom puts everything on his birthday number 57:10 – 14 RED58:00 – The casino accidentally overpays him 59:10 – “I gotta go 14 again” 59:40 – 14 RED. AGAIN.1:00:00 – A roughly 1-in-1,444 outcome 1:01:00 – $2,500 in two spins 1:01:40 – Wait... the casino paid him wrong 1:02:00 – WE GOTTA GO1:02:30 – Thank you, Carrot Top 1:03:00 – Fantasy Draft Sunday 1:04:15 – Drafting from a Caesars Palace suite 1:05:10 – The groom may have officially peaked 1:06:20 – Champagne, championship rings & fantasy trash talk 1:07:00 – The F1 barcade 1:07:20 – Welcome to Fremont Street 1:08:00 – Vegas becomes a cyberpunk dystopia 1:09:30 – The 1980s vision of the future 1:10:30 – Biscuit is ready to blow1:11:30 – Kyle develops a dangerous relationship with pig-themed slots 1:12:45 – Discovering the “ATM” 1:13:30...
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  • Ep.49 | The Eagles Game That Never Happened, The Tavern Dream, and Going Nuts for Football | September 2nd, 2026

    Ep.49 | The Eagles Game That Never Happened, The Tavern Dream, and Going Nuts for Football | September 2nd, 2026
    2026/09/03
    SummaryJake and Alex are one episode away from 50, and football season has officially arrived.Alex starts with the Eagles preseason game that never happened: free tickets, a last-minute meetup with Andrew, brutal stadium traffic, $50 parking, and the eventual decision to simply give up and go home. Meanwhile, Jake’s considerably calmer weekend at a local historic museum uncovers Yardley family history, a 1700s ferry operation, and confirmation of his long-running theory that old taverns were spaced roughly a day’s horse ride apart.Naturally, this reignites Jake’s dream of creating a communal tavern—before a disappointing cheesesteak nearly ruins the afternoon.Then Jake enters full fantasy-football sicko mode, recounting his livestreamed Brilliantly Dumb draft, his legendary rosemary nuts, and a looming thunderstorm. The guys wrap with The Bear, fantasy commissioner Lisa, Green Lantern, Phillies baseball, and Alex revealing his scientifically perfected baseball-nap setup. Timestamps / Chapters0:00 – The Kelce brothers stole Alex's Art of War shtick 0:45 – Running into a Going Yard listener in the wild 2:00 – Dylan recreates the high school senior-trip photo 3:30 – Alex is officially locked in at the gym 4:30 – Labor Day weekend is about to get spicy 5:00 – Surprise Eagles preseason tickets 6:00 – Andrew arrives in full Eagles mode 7:15 – The Eagles trip begins falling apart 8:00 – The worst traffic Alex has ever experienced 8:40 – $50 PARKING FOR PRESEASON?!9:15 – Pulling the ripcord on the Eagles game 10:40 – Jake's equally exciting weekend: local history 11:30 – The Yardleys apparently ran a ferry 12:40 – River ferry or magical fairy? 13:20 – Touring a 1600s cabin 14:15 – Musty, musky, damp AND moist 15:05 – The tavern theory is finally CONFIRMED 16:00 – Jake gains access to the sacred tavern book 16:40 – The 250-year, $1-a-year lease 17:30 – Inside an old-school tavern 18:30 – Jake's tavern dream returns19:45 – Why intergenerational spaces matter 21:00 – Community without screens 22:25 – Jake and Lisa try Steve's Prince of Steaks 23:00 – Oh no. It's bad. 23:30 – A cheesesteak shop you can hose down 24:40 – Angelo's has ruined Lisa 25:30 – The philosophy of Cheese Whiz 26:30 – Steve's gets one final chance 28:20 – We're slipping some sports into the middle 29:00 – AJ and the fantasy-football dissertations 29:40 – Jake declares: THIS IS MY YEAR31:00 – Entering the Brilliantly Dumb fantasy league 32:30 – The legend of Jake's rosemary nuts 34:00 – Why bringing nuts is an elite football-hosting move 34:30 – Knuckle-to-knuckle communal nuts 35:25 – “Nuts for Football” 35:50 – We're almost at Episode 50! 36:45 – Should Episode 50 be in person? 37:55 – Back to the fantasy draft 38:30 – 2-QB chaos immediately breaks out 39:30 – Jake finds his fantasy-football edge 40:00 – Lightning threatens the livestream 41:00 – Thousands of people are apparently watching Jake draft 41:30 – The chat becomes obsessed with the nuts 42:10 – Sloppy Mark wins a putter 43:10 – Jake is officially a fantasy-football sicko 44:20 – The Bear spoiler warning 45:00 – Breaking down The Bear45:30 – The caramel candle magic trick 46:15 – The snow-day service 47:00 – Why The Bear works 48:10 – Jake IS The Bear 49:00 – Weekly Lisa appreciation 49:30 – Going Yard Book Club?! 50:30 – Alex randomly discovers a story about true friendship 51:50 – Dishes are a meditative practice 52:30 – Fantasy podcasts make Jake clean better 53:00 – Pippin begins the Night's Watch 54:00 – Jake and Lisa's wildly different evenings 55:00 – Eastern philosophy vs. PrizePicks 56:10 – Lisa becomes a fantasy-football commissioner 58:00 – Fantasy football has infiltrated the household 59:00 – Silo check-in 59:30 – Jake finally gets a good Green Lantern show 1:01:00 – Why Green Lantern has always worked for Jake 1:02:40 – HBO's post-episode breakdowns 1:03:50 – Alex would rather watch baseball and fall asleep 1:04:40 – The scientifically perfect Phillies nap1:05:15 – Fan speed: exactly two 1:05:45 – Rosemary crackers and cherry blossom seltzer 1:06:25 – The mini Twix finishing move 1:07:00 – The Phillies are playing ball 1:07:55 – Putting a weighted blanket on the podcast 1:08:20 – See ya, love ya #GoingYard #GoingYardPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TwinBrothers https://www.youtube.com/@goingyardley
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  • Ep.48 | Minion Mayhem, Celebrity Catering Stories, and The Honeydew Experiment | August 25th, 2026

    Ep.48 | Minion Mayhem, Celebrity Catering Stories, and The Honeydew Experiment | August 25th, 2026
    2026/08/27
    SummaryJake comes straight from a run and Alex arrives in his trusty “Bitty Buggy” as the brothers kick things off debating which Mario Kart and movie vehicles best represent their cars. From there, they fully embrace their Funcle Era, recounting the decision to attend their five-year-old nephew’s birthday dressed as Minions—including a costumed Wawa run and the crushing realization that the birthday boy wasn’t particularly impressed.Alex recaps another date in Philadelphia, nearly misses a romantic opportunity at a singles event, and may have manifested his future Dalmatian into existence. The brothers then revisit one of their strangest Los Angeles memories: catering a celebrity-filled party featuring John Mayer, John Legend, John Stamos, LL Cool J, Darth Vader, and Rob Lowe thanking Stormtroopers for their service.Finally, Jake channels The Bear and turns a humble honeydew into an absurdly elaborate frozen dessert—proving that sometimes you just have to do the dew. Timestamps0:00 – Jake comes straight from a run 1:30 – Interview vibes & losing your sole 3:00 – The Funcle Era continues 3:30 – Alex's Nissan Juke is a Bitty Buggy 5:00 – Defending the Bitty Buggy 6:00 – Alex's car literally starts falling apart 7:30 – What movie vehicle is your car? 9:00 – Jake's Jeep gets a questionable Jurassic Park comparison 10:45 – The five-year-old Minion birthday party 11:30 – Going to Wawa dressed as Minions 12:20 – Discussing stock portfolios in full Minion costumes 15:15 – The Minions make their grand entrance 16:30 – Children expose us as Minion frauds 17:30 – Alex's birthday-party side quest 18:30 – A five-year-old gets slowly hunted by an elderly dog 19:45 – “Why are you dressed like that?” 21:00 – The chocolate milk legend 21:45 – Alex's blind date at Talula's Garden 22:30 – Is there such a thing as too much fig? 23:45 – Chaotic Singles & watching the Phillies 25:45 – Alex leaves approximately 10 minutes too early 27:00 – Alex vision-boards his dream Philly apartment 28:30 – Manifesting a Dalmatian 29:30 – Alex's completely legitimate firefighter story 31:30 – 50-cent wings & working from the bar 33:15 – Remembering our craziest LA catering job 35:00 – John Mayer, John Legend & John Stamos 36:00 – A coworker has no idea who John Stamos is 37:15 – New Girl comes to life 38:30 – LL Cool J, Prince's band & Stormtroopers 40:00 – Rob Lowe joins the Dark Side41:30 – “Thank you for your service” 42:30 – LL Cool J takes the stage 43:15 – The Hollywood acid trip45:30 – Going analog & the transistor radio 46:45 – Alex's old-school alarm clock 48:30 – The Phillies are rolling 51:00 – Fantasy football season is officially here 52:00 – Jake joins a 16-team guillotine league 54:00 – Preseason injuries create immediate chaos 56:00 – Fantasy football group chats come alive 57:00 – “This reeks of collusion” 58:00 – Alex gets the celebrity entrance into a new league 59:30 – Trying to trade the No. 2 pick 1:01:15 – The art of being a group-chat volume shooter 1:03:00 – Never double-book your fantasy drafts 1:04:30 – Is opening NFL weekend becoming a Boys Bash? 1:05:15 – Jake sells Alex on Silo1:08:00 – The Bear gives Jake secondhand anxiety 1:09:45 – How Jake and Lisa divide cooking duties 1:11:00 – Jake is a jazz chef 1:12:00 – The summer harvest is ending 1:13:30 – The honeydew of all honeydews1:15:30 – Instagram influences Jake's dessert plans 1:16:30 – “You cannot come into the kitchen” 1:17:20 – Elevating the honeydew 1:18:30 – The plan immediately goes wrong 1:19:15 – Pistachios enter the equation 1:20:30 – Jake channels The Bear1:21:30 – The final honeydew presentation 1:22:30 – Alex reviews Jake's culinary journey 1:23:15 – Why honeydew deserves better 1:25:00 – That's how you do the dewhttps://www.youtube.com/@goingyardley
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  • Ep.47 | A Bird in the Office, The Carrot Top Crusade, and Football is Back | August 18th, 2026

    Ep.47 | A Bird in the Office, The Carrot Top Crusade, and Football is Back | August 18th, 2026
    2026/08/19

    Summary

    Football is officially back, which means Going Yard is slowly returning to its roots—but not before Jake and Alex solve late-stage capitalism.

    The brothers open by imagining a dystopian future where everything in your own home is a microtransaction, from vending-machine refrigerators to a 29-cent bidet experience. After recapping the Phillies’ Field of Dreams game, Jake discovers the emotional toll of the “toll troll,” while Alex arrives at work to find a tiny bird terrorizing his coworkers.

    Then Jake prepares for yet another bachelor party in Vegas and makes an increasingly passionate case for choosing Carrot Top over Blue Man Group. What starts as a simple show preference becomes a full philosophical argument about happiness, expectations, novelty, and why a terrible Carrot Top performance might actually be the perfect bachelor-party memory.

    Finally, football returns as the guys break down the Eagles and run their first fantasy football mock draft of the season.


    Timestamps

    • 0:00 – Welcome to the microtransaction dystopia
    • 1:00 – Paying 29 cents to use your own bidet
    • 2:00 – Going Yard's choose-your-own-adventure paywall
    • 3:15 – Weekend recap
    • 4:00 – Phillies Field of Dreams game
    • 6:10 – Schwarbomb into the cornfield
    • 6:45 – Jake's weird Friday-night sleep pattern
    • 10:30 – Jake finally gets E-ZPass
    • 11:00 – Cash-only tolls in 2026?!
    • 12:15 – The Toll Troll
    • 12:50 – Football is officially back
    • 13:40 – An absolutely brutal Eagles preseason game
    • 14:45 – The Eagles' international players
    • 16:00 – Why the Eagles are so damn easy to root for
    • 17:25 – Alex becomes a city guy
    • 18:40 – THERE'S A BIRD IN THE OFFICE
    • 20:30 – Pokémon completely derails the bird conversation
    • 21:55 – Grown men are terrified of a tiny bird
    • 23:30 – The bird demands a one-on-one with Alex's boss
    • 25:45 – Wandering around Old City
    • 26:30 – Random people drawing Philadelphia architecture
    • 27:50 – Working in LA vs. tourists enjoying LA
    • 29:40 – Jake has ANOTHER bachelor party
    • 30:00 – The Bachelor Party Group Chat Bingo Card
    • 33:45 – The Vegas plan & the all-important lazy river
    • 35:15 – Carrot Top vs. Blue Man Group
    • 36:10 – Alex somehow knows the entire Gallagher/Carrot Top backstory
    • 38:00 – Jake prepares to take the Carrot Top campaign public
    • 40:40 – Jake gets philosophical about happiness
    • 43:00 – Why expectations determine the Vegas show choice
    • 44:20 – The full Carrot Top manifesto begins
    • 46:25 – Alex has never seen Jake more alive
    • 48:20 – Is Carrot Top simply a fun hill to die on?
    • 49:15 – Criss Angel enters the conversation
    • 50:45 – Recreating Ocean's Eleven at the Bellagio
    • 52:40 – The Carrot Top orange wave
    • 54:20 – Going Yard officially returns to fantasy football
    • 56:15 – The first mock draft of the season
    • 57:15 – Gibbs vs. Bijan at No. 1
    • 59:45 – What do we do at pick six?
    • 1:01:50 – Why we're stockpiling running backs
    • 1:04:00 – Derrick Henry vs. Chase Brown vs. Kenneth Walker
    • 1:07:20 – Three straight running backs?!
    • 1:10:30 – Searching for our first receiver
    • 1:17:00 – Garrett Wilson gets the call
    • 1:22:30 – Betting on Caleb Williams and Chicago
    • 1:24:00 – Handcuff strategy takes over
    • 1:28:45 – We waited WAY too long at tight end
    • 1:35:40 – The final roster
    • 1:37:20 – What we'd change about the draft
    • 1:40:30 – Football is back and so is Going Yard

    Hashtags

    #GoingYard #GoingYardPodcast #ComedyPodcast #TwinBrothers

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  • Ep.46 | The Rain Runner, Fun Uncle Era, and Twin Telepathy, | August 11th, 2026

    Ep.46 | The Rain Runner, Fun Uncle Era, and Twin Telepathy, | August 11th, 2026
    2026/08/12

    Summary:

    Jake and Alex are back after another packed summer weekend, starting with an unexpectedly wholesome encounter between two strangers running through a downpour. That somehow leads directly into Jake’s newest lifestyle change: joining the bidet community and discovering the invigorating power of what Alex dubs the “Sphincter Ice Plunge.”

    The brothers recap their fantasy football league’s WWE Royal Rumble draft lottery before realizing their twin powers are apparently back after showing up to a birthday party—and the podcast itself—in nearly identical outfits. From there, it’s a weekend of first birthdays, engagement parties, deer etiquette, Greek food, and embracing the “fun uncle” stage of life. Alex finally spills the details on a first date at Sassafras, while Jake tries unsuccessfully to sell him on Baldur’s Gate 3. They wrap with Ted Lasso, Alley Cats, summer movies, gaming streams, and a potential return to Going Yard’s sports roots


    Timestamps

    • 0:00 – Big stretches, mattress crimes & twin shirts
    • 2:30 – Morning workouts and the prison workout routine
    • 7:00 – Jake goes running in a downpour
    • 10:30 – Meeting the mysterious fellow rain runner
    • 12:30 – AI DJ appreciation
    • 16:00 – Jake enters the bidet life
    • 18:30 – The “Sphincter Ice Plunge”
    • 19:30 – Shoutout to Mitch & The Go Route
    • 21:00 – Fantasy football meets WWE Royal Rumble
    • 24:00 – Alex’s suspicious Royal Rumble dominance
    • 25:00 – Accidentally dressing like twins again
    • 28:00 – Entering the Fun Uncle Era
    • 29:30 – Rover takes over the one-year-old birthday party
    • 32:30 – Alex’s future Dalmatian, Woofy
    • 36:00 – The engagement party & an elite Greek food spread
    • 39:30 – Five deer crash the engagement party
    • 41:00 – Why you always bow to deer
    • 43:00 – Smokers vs. vapers
    • 45:00 – The secret garage whiskey crew
    • 46:30 – The Instagram influencer takes the family photo
    • 49:00 – Alex finally tells us about his first date
    • 50:00 – Sassafras, $17 cocktails & the Penicillin
    • 51:30 – The danger of dating someone who might listen to the podcast
    • 53:30 – Is Alex about to become a sailor?
    • 55:00 – What first dates are like in your 30s
    • 58:30 – Jake ambushes Alex over falling asleep during Baldur’s Gate 3
    • 1:00:30 – Why Baldur’s Gate 3 finally clicked
    • 1:03:30 – Should Going Yard start streaming?
    • 1:05:00 – Going Yard’s sports roots are coming back
    • 1:05:30 – Ted Lasso returns
    • 1:06:30 – Alex binges Alley Cats
    • 1:07:30 – Alex vs. the critics
    • 1:11:30 – Summer movies & bringing back the double feature
    • 1:16:30 – Taco Tuesday, homemade croutons & wrapping up
    • 1:18:00 – Bribing listeners for guest spots

    #GoingYard #GoingYardPodcast #ComedyPodcast #BrotherPodcast #TwinBrothers #FantasyFootball #RoyalRumble #WWE #RunningInTheRain #FunUncle #FirstDate #Philadelphia #BaldursGate3 #TedLasso #PodcastLife

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  • Ep.45 | Cheesesteaks, Family Picnics & Philly Adventures| August 4, 2026

    Ep.45 | Cheesesteaks, Family Picnics & Philly Adventures| August 4, 2026
    2026/08/06

    Summary

    After months of planning, Jake and Alex finally get to play tour guide as longtime friends Tanner and Aubrey visit Philadelphia for the first time. From Wawa jokes years in the making to boozy history tours, Liberty Bell selfies, Angelo's cheesesteaks, and an unforgettable Michelin-recognized pasta dinner, the brothers break down what makes Philadelphia—and Bucks County—feel like home.

    Along the way, they reminisce about childhood memories at the family picnic, debate what city they'd most want to give tours in, share stories from New Hope and Lambertville, discover the perfect dirty pasta water martini, and wrap things up with some quick thoughts on another huge week in Philadelphia sports. It's a love letter to their hometown, good friends, and one of the best weekends they've had in a long time.

    Chapters

    • 0:00 – Welcome back & Tanner's Philly visit
    • 2:00 – Boozy history tours & Morgan Wallen fans
    • 3:00 – If we were professional tour guides...
    • 8:00 – The Alaska rafting story
    • 11:00 – Becoming a "city guy"
    • 15:00 – Bar chess & meeting strangers
    • 20:00 – Planning a New Orleans trip
    • 23:00 – Family picnic memories
    • 31:00 – Giving Tanner the Bucks County tour
    • 34:00 – New Hope & Lambertville
    • 39:00 – Angelo's cheesesteaks
    • 42:00 – Liberty Bell & Independence Hall
    • 45:00 – Michelin-recognized pasta dinner
    • 57:00 – Looking back on the perfect weekend
    • 1:00:00 – Phillies & Sixers offseason talk
    • 1:01:00 – Closing thoughts

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